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  • adavis59
    adavis59 Posts: 285 Member
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    Make sure you remove any and all dirt from underneath your fingernails. That can really put you up in the high hundreds!!
  • adavis59
    adavis59 Posts: 285 Member
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    LMAO!! This is hilarious! :laugh:
  • Rayman79
    Rayman79 Posts: 2,009 Member
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    Don't forget to let rip a fart before weighing in. Any build up of methane will actually make you heavier!!:bigsmile:
  • Krissy_b777
    Krissy_b777 Posts: 87
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    This thread is hilarious. :laugh:
  • 7534584
    7534584 Posts: 38
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    dont forget to brush and floss to get the heavy plaque off your teeth.
  • mgamble79
    mgamble79 Posts: 2
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    SO basically, according to what everyone is saying...I have to...take off my jewelery, shower and exfoliate, shave my legs, blow dry my hair, brush the plaque off my teeth, take my nail polish off and trim my nails and toe nails, cut my hair, blow my nose, clean out my ears, stand lightly on the scale with my hands up in the air while holding my breath on a full moon's night! JUST TO WEIGH MYSELF!! LMAO!!

    Makes more sense than most of the diet schemes I've seen advertised. ;)

    When removing jewellery, watches, glasses, etc. Please remember this doesn't do any good if you've put these items into your pockets before stepping onto the scale. This has been a public service announcement.
  • Samanthor
    Samanthor Posts: 85 Member
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    I'm not gonna lie...I never weigh myself before my morning poop!
  • katya73
    katya73 Posts: 464
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    weigh in on the full moon. the gravitation pull will make you lighter.

    Hahaha!!!
  • ishallnotwant
    ishallnotwant Posts: 1,210 Member
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    Did anybody mention blowing your nose yet? Make sure to blow until your ears pop to really be thorough before weighing in. :laugh:
  • Purpleflipflops
    Purpleflipflops Posts: 563 Member
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    Fun Fact: If you stand on your head before you weigh in, you'll weigh less :)
  • kardowling
    kardowling Posts: 221 Member
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    After the shower (removed dirt) but not with wet hair! Alas water weight. No lotion either.....

    Silly MFP folks!! :laugh:
  • eksims1
    eksims1 Posts: 51 Member
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    Weighing in at the highest altitude in your home may also help. =)

    Ohhhhh so I need to put my scale on my roof! Good idea. I'll climb up there every morning.
  • tapiagonzalez
    tapiagonzalez Posts: 54 Member
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    and brush your teeth, that plaque can be a nightmare! :laugh:


    Funny :laugh:
  • tapiagonzalez
    tapiagonzalez Posts: 54 Member
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    SO basically, according to what everyone is saying...I have to...take off my jewelery, shower and exfoliate, shave my legs, blow dry my hair, brush the plaque off my teeth, take my nail polish off and trim my nails and toe nails, cut my hair, blow my nose, clean out my ears, stand lightly on the scale with my hands up in the air while holding my breath on a full moon's night! JUST TO WEIGH MYSELF!! LMAO!!

    Makes more sense than most of the diet schemes I've seen advertised. ;)

    When removing jewellery, watches, glasses, etc. Please remember this doesn't do any good if you've put these items into your pockets before stepping onto the scale. This has been a public service announcement.




    Wow! Funnnnnyyyyyyy :laugh:
  • gillad
    gillad Posts: 15
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    lol
  • gillad
    gillad Posts: 15
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    also, exhale deeply before stepping on the scale. every little bit helps!
    I actually do this. :blushing:
    me too I'm not the only one then !!!!
  • poustotah
    poustotah Posts: 1,121 Member
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    Uh shaving everywhere helps too!!

    OMG, this must be why I'm not losing any weight!!! LOL
  • amysj303
    amysj303 Posts: 5,086 Member
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    Weighing in at the highest altitude in your home may also help. =)

    Ohhhhh so I need to put my scale on my roof! Good idea. I'll climb up there every morning.
    but unless you want to be naked on the roof, you'll have to deduct 3.56666 pounds for clothes.
  • juliesummers
    juliesummers Posts: 738 Member
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    take a shower and exfoliate first!

    But you know, dry that hair because you don't need that water weight!

    Hahaha I totally let my hair dry first.
  • Lotte34
    Lotte34 Posts: 429 Member
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    my mum always says i should make sure i shave my legs and pluck my eyebrows to make sure i weigh in as low as possible

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