Creepy Chicks at the Gym

pauljsolie

Oh, boy. No disrespect, but there's an older gal that falls not into the MILF or Cougar category. How I see it, put the hat on her and she's a spittin' image of the wicked witch of the west. Anyway, whenever I'm on the elliptical, she walks towards me, slows waaay the F down, smiles and stares until she passes me. Creeps me the F out.

LOL, dude, she totally waaaaaaaants you!!!:noway:

valerietoxii

There is this older lady who comes in, takes a shower, and sits on the spin bike to watch tv. Occasionally she will spin for a second, but usually not. She wears the same brown shirt with a bunch of horses on it and tight bike shorts. Oh, and shes always soaking wet. It doesn't matter if she just got to the gym, or she just got out of the locker room. Always. It's kind of hilarious.

There is also this lady in her 40's who tries so hard to be 20. She wears jeans and ed hardy shirts and tons of make up. She maybe does a 2 on the treadmill for about 8 minutes. I don't blame her, working out hard would be a total waste of all that make up. Annnnd, she brings her million and a half kids with her. Actually there are only like 4, but that's 4 too many tweens waltzing around the gym if you ask me.

auticus

I don't know any creepy women at the gym. There are funny women at the gym (the type that stare at the guys and then run into things because they aren't paying attention) but I wouldn't call that creepy.

scapez

oOTeresaOo

umm really!!!! hahahaha

valerietoxii

I was in the hot tub at my gym, alone. It's in the women's locker room so everyone is of course naked. An older lady got in and put on goggles. After racing through every possible innocent explanation in my head, her head went under and I bolted.

I'm crying a little from trying not to laugh out loud. I don't want to wake my kids. bwahahahah!

Butterfly3730

I was in the hot tub at my gym, alone. It's in the women's locker room so everyone is of course naked. An older lady got in and put on goggles. After racing through every possible innocent explanation in my head, her head went under and I bolted.

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blytheandbonnie

That's odd that they gave her her own private space.

They had to... there were accidents happening. ( Yes, seriously )

She can't be more than 5'5, maybe 120 lbs soaking wet. Her hair is FIRE ENGINE RED ( fake, but cute ), and her rack is GINORMOUS. It doesn't jiggle in the SLIGHTEST.

Her waist is absolutely tiny, and her behind is ROUND.

She wears a cropped top and skin tight capris.

And, I kid you not.. she lifts the most massive weights I've ever seen for a girl. The only time she is in the weigh area at the gym is when she's doing squats this huge, enormous dumbell, fully weighted on both sides. ( I assume she's using the safety cage )

Maybe she is a dude?

saraann752003

my x-fit class and I... yeah we are the creepy ones (in my opinion)... we stare at you because you are lifting wrong.... our trainer makes you feel guilty so you will come over and hold the resistance bands while we run and you think 'dang wtf!!!!', we steal your weights (seriously, we actually run around and steal the weights off your bars when you aren't looking!!!), kick you off the pull up bars and rowing machines because we are being timed for our work out... we run into you if you get in our way because, hey, your in our way... we don't share the medicine balls, those are ours because we need two each to do wall balls... we don't share the boxes because we need some for box jumps and some because we are short and can't reach the pull up bar... we do dead lifts, we do sumo lifts, we do suicide runs, we flip the tires, we climb the ropes, we do HAND STAND push ups, we do enough that you are looking at the white board to see what we are doing so you can try... we are the ones that have a puke bucket that gets used.... and we gross you out because you know you aren't puking because you aren't working hard enough... oh and we pick fights.... and yet.... why do yall keep telling us to keep going, keep up the good work, and ask us about our work outs in the parking lot? yeah, we are the creepy ones We are the ones doing the burpies just for fun

SilverStrychnine

I was in the hot tub at my gym, alone. It's in the women's locker room so everyone is of course naked. An older lady got in and put on goggles. After racing through every possible innocent explanation in my head, her head went under and I bolted.

Holy Moly. I can't even think of a reason for the goggles that isn't just.....ick.

Maybe she is sensitive to the chlorine? I know I am. But still.. that's just WEIRD to stick your head under!

Chubbyhulagirl

Seriously wtf? I cant believe both those chicks are just cruising like nothing.

Bikini27

Seriously wtf? I cant believe both those chicks are just cruising like nothing.

I would seriously choke on my knees if the dude was doing that to me...

Jessicaruby

bump

stellarskye

Oh, boy. No disrespect, but there's an older gal that falls not into the MILF or Cougar category. How I see it, put the hat on her and she's a spittin' image of the wicked witch of the west. Anyway, whenever I'm on the elliptical, she walks towards me, slows waaay the F down, smiles and stares until she passes me. Creeps me the F out.

Haha sounds like someone really wants your attention... From a handsome young guy I could see the attraction, but she could at least say something to make her seem less creepy and more normal !!!!!!!!!!!!!

ak_in_ak

there are ones at my gym that do their hair topless, pants on , just nothing on top! And they do it in front of the sinks instead of make up area.

There was a lady at my gym for a while that I swear lived their. I was there super late at night and she would fall asleep on the machines for a good 10 minutes, then move to a different one, and fall asleep again. It was crazy

lilyflor

I must admit I do check out the guys at the gym, I have a thing for arms, if there are some with great arm muscle I check them out hopefully they haven't noticed... hehehe even if I find them unattractive if they have nice arms I can't help my self t

queenpushycat

Have a few at my gym...they look at you like if they're PISSED...it's some what creepy, I mean a smile won't hurt ladies...

I smile at the guys, but I quickly walk away before they think a fat ugly girl hitting on them :laugh:

I am a super friendly girl... so there is this lady who attends the MTV dance class on every Friday. She never talks to anyone and doesn't even smile at us (I smiled at her once and she just ignored me. RUDE!) and during the class, she laughs. A LOT. it's annoying.

Chubbyhulagirl

Seriously wtf? I cant believe both those chicks are just cruising like nothing.

I would seriously choke on my knees if the dude was doing that to me...

I would choke his *kitten* out! Lol. His fingers are literally on their *kitten*. If they never have pants on that would be a low budget porno.

mego07

I may have been guilty once as the creepy chick at the gym. I was on the elliptical watching through the mirror at this gorgeous man doing lifts with the most glorious red lumberjack beard. A man who is in shape with a sexy beard..it is a weakness. I almost lost my balance at one point and had to go back to paying attention to what I was doing.

Elzecat

I was in the hot tub at my gym, alone. It's in the women's locker room so everyone is of course naked. An older lady got in and put on goggles. After racing through every possible innocent explanation in my head, her head went under and I bolted.

omg I am so sorry for laughing...but I did. Noone quite like this at my gym, but I do move away if the hot tub is empty and someone feels the need to be within like 2 feet of me...that's creepy!