You Know You're A Mom (or Dad) When....

stumpycow

omgosh, I'm dying here!!! All of these stories are so great!

When you put your young son and daughter in the tub together and you have to yell for her to stop pulling on his penis!!

When your 3 yr old has no qualms about running outside to pee, we're talking full freakin moon!! And when you try to get him back inside, he aims for you!

When you and ur husband are having a heated debate about whether that small dark ball on the floor is poop or not and ur son comes over and pops it in his mouth, "not poop. blueberry!"

Dancing with your daughter to every song on Fresh Beat Band. In the car. While driving. Yea, I'm cool lmao

Devona14

When the news of Murray Wiggle, Jeff Wiggle, and Greg Wiggle leaving to be replaced by new Wiggles (one of them a girl!) is a hot topic between you and your husband.

Watching the hour long episode of "Good Luck Charlie" to find out the sex of the new baby while your child is playing outside and no where near the TV.

When feeling a little hand grasp yours and hearing, "Mommy, I love you" melts you in to a puddle of goo.

When your favorite CD in the car is "Jake and the Neverland Pirates" and your favorite song is "Tick-Tock Croc."

When you DVR "iCarly" just to see Freddie and your kid doesn't even like the show any more.

mtaylor33557

When you accidentally learn the words to the Fresh Beat Band songs, even though you have never actually sat down and watched an episode.

I'm actually ashamed to admit it.. but I kind of know the choreographed dance at the end of the show... I was a stay at home mom for 2 years.. and sometimes I'd forget to change the channel and watch Nick Jr for most of the day.

tcbutler

Ha!!! I love Jake and the Neverland Pirates and all the songs on there! My kids like it, but I don't think nearly as much as I do.

MissAlexxMarie

- when getting peed on/pooped on is no big deal
- when you go shopping but come out with bags full of baby clothing
- when getting vomit and drool on you is normal
- when your new phone is full of baby pictures!
- when you can't eat a full meal without having little hands in your plate
- when a meal sounds so crazy because you don't get meals...you get snacks!!
- when cooking can be accomplished when your baby is sleeping


( I have a 6 month old)

super_monty

When ever you get out of the front door to go somewhere you hear a little voice "Dad I need a poo".

KiltFuPanda

Since this is MFP, I'm making this exercise related:

- When your right arm is 1" larger because your 2 1/2 year old loves to grab your hand and demand you do arm curls to pick him up.
- When your fingers on that hand are stronger because said son grabs onto your fingers half the time.
- When your flexibility significantly increases because you spend so much time bending over to pick up toys/kids/etc.
- When you find it's easier to eat healthy by thinking "would I feed this to my kid?"
- When part of your core work involves a toddler jumping on your stomach as you lie down on the floor to relax.

digitalbill

You know you are a parent when you are shopping for a new car and you pass on the nice litte convertible because, obviously, you can't fit a wife, kid, and all the crap that comes with in the trunk.
AND, a minivan actually seems like a good choice.