You Know You're A Mom (or Dad) When....

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  • RockaholicMama
    RockaholicMama Posts: 786 Member
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    -when you are so happy to see poop, and have to share the fact with your partner.
  • wish21
    wish21 Posts: 602 Member
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  • awright32
    awright32 Posts: 1 Member
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    When going to the bathroom for yourself becomes the buddy system and you have the ability to go with a child sitting on your lap.
  • Switty_Kitty
    Switty_Kitty Posts: 538 Member
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    ....when you can't recall the last time you had a bowel movement without a knock on the door, company in the bathroom with you or trying to break up a fight by yelling while perched upon $h!tter.
  • AnneH1977
    AnneH1977 Posts: 86 Member
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    When going to the bathroom for yourself becomes the buddy system and you have the ability to go with a child sitting on your lap.


    This, and said child is napping - and you don't wake him up.
    You write the check to the market in crayon.
    You tell your son not to lick his flip flop.
    You just wait up for baby to wake because its easier to stay up than to wake up.
    Your phone has slobber on the screen.
    You eat last, do your wash last, shower last and go to the bathroom last.
    You can speak to your husband using toddler words for things...and he understands what you said.
    You quote Spongebob episodes in regular conversation.
    Hordes of WalMart shoppers have seen what color bra you have on because someone wanted to nurse "NOW".
    You can't tell if that's grey hair or milk.
  • stainlessteel
    stainlessteel Posts: 44
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    Funny topic cuz this just happend this morning

    when u wake up late for work hoping to get some cereal at least to eat and star busts fall out the box of wheaties and in to ur bowl of milk then u go to put ur shoes on and u find play pin balls in each shoe

    Or cookies in ur pockets
  • stainlessteel
    stainlessteel Posts: 44
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    ....when you can't recall the last time you had a bowel movement without a knock on the door, company in the bathroom with you or trying to break up a fight by yelling while perched upon $h!tter.
    Edited by erinclarke77 on Sat 02/25/12 10:49 PM


    That's funny I can literally picture u doing all that on the bath room toylet


    Ps nice display pic lol
  • spskinny
    spskinny Posts: 96 Member
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    - you have had numb lips from not washing your hands after applying teething medicine
    - for the same reason, you accidentally know what bordeauxs butt paste tastes like
    -you have been smacked in the nose/eyes region so many times you greet the white stars during the temporary black out as old friends
  • Josie_lifting_cats
    Josie_lifting_cats Posts: 949 Member
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    - you have had numb lips from not washing your hands after applying teething medicine
    - for the same reason, you accidentally know what bordeauxs butt paste tastes like
    -you have been smacked in the nose/eyes region so many times you greet the white stars during the temporary black out as old friends

    I know what Butt Paste tastes like. And Target generic diaper cream, too. Yucky!
  • Char_marcus
    Char_marcus Posts: 141 Member
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    when your kids go away for the weekend and its quiet, but you miss the noise !!
  • Mandarz
    Mandarz Posts: 50 Member
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    Your emergency car kit contains a towel for drying playground equiptment
  • Patty1030
    Patty1030 Posts: 10 Member
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    When you are on MFP on a Friday night in your PJ's instead of getting ready to go out!
  • Laceylala
    Laceylala Posts: 3,094 Member
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    ...when you start looking forward to seeing kids movies at the movie theater. Because it gets you out of the house into a social environment with other people. Even if its a kids movie.
  • Laceylala
    Laceylala Posts: 3,094 Member
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    -when you are so happy to see poop, and have to share the fact with your partner.

    LMFAO, this is so totally true.

    Add to that ...when you're daily conversations include "did you poop today?" because you have to keep track of those sorts of things.
  • Laceylala
    Laceylala Posts: 3,094 Member
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    when youre watching nick and your kid isnt even home!!

    ....when you are watching a cartoon channel when your kid is in bed and you don't even realize its not grown up tv!!
  • KlassyKassi
    KlassyKassi Posts: 58 Member
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    ...when you have learned to run on the treadmill while skillfully dodging the toys that are being tossed onto it by your kids, because they like they way they fly off the end.

    ...when your adult friend asks you to pass them a granola bar, and you open it for them before you hand it to them.

    ...when one of your most commonly used phrases is "don't put your mouth on that!"
    I swear that is all I ever say anymore. :)
  • kashmyre
    kashmyre Posts: 105 Member
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    When the phone rings and you start singing the Wonder Pets theme song. The phone, the phone is ringing. Lol.

    Thank you. Now this is stuck in my head. My son is 6 and no longer watches it, but the song remains...
  • Peppychristian
    Peppychristian Posts: 157 Member
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    Saw this on the FlyLady website and thought it would fit perfectly here!

    IF YOU GIVE A MOM A MUFFIN
    If you give a mom a muffin, she'll want a cup of coffee to go with it. She'll pour herself some. Her three-year-old will spill the coffee. She'll wipe it up. Wiping the floor, she will find dirty socks. She'll remember she has to do laundry. When she puts the laundry in the washer, she'll trip over boots and bump into the freezer. Bumping into the freezer will remind her... she has to plan supper. She will get out a pound of hamburger. She'll look for her cookbook. The cookbook is sitting under a pile of mail. She will see the phone bill, which is due tomorrow. She will look for her checkbook. The checkbook is in her purse that is being dumped out by her two-year-old. She'll smell something funny. She'll change the two-year-old. While she is changing the two-year-old the phone will ring. Her five-year-old will answer and hang up. She'll remember that she wants to phone a friend to come for coffee. Thinking of coffee will remind her that she was going to have a cup. She will pour herself some. And chances are, if she has a cup of coffee, her kids will have eaten the muffin that went with it.

    That is so my life as with so many other ones that have been shared.

    -When you have to move the pacifier, sucker, crayons, and toy car in your purse to get to your wallet.
    -When you count down the time to nap or bedtime so you can snack with out someone offering to help you or walk up to you and say "Aaahhh"
  • spskinny
    spskinny Posts: 96 Member
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    You start bringing a change of clothes for your children, and yourself when you go out.
    You are afraid of anything brown being carried to you on a little finger
    All the toilet paper rolls in your house have been moved and place 6 feet up from little ones
    Your husband hasn't seen you with your hair down since your child was born
    Taking a shower twice a week starts to feel like a accomplishment instead of a problem
  • newbeetler
    newbeetler Posts: 194 Member
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    When you get a call from the police checking you are ok because someone had made a 999 call from your house phone.

    This happened : Someone broke into the wife's car before Christmas and about 2 months later one of our twin daughters asked what the number was for the police. We told her if mummy or daddy was hurt and could not get to the phone she needed to call 999.

    When quizzed she told us she had called the police to ask if they had caught the person who stole our stuff.

    So sweet we could not be angry. Just had to explain it to her again :o)

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