Leavin, On a Jet Plane!

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  • hartkid13
    hartkid13 Posts: 1,551 Member
    Pssssscccckkkkkkt, good morning everyone, this is your Captain speaking…
    I have informed the FAA that loud music and the Cohol is going to be accompanying our flights today, first stop, NY, we will be picking up our east coasters, I estimate we will be there in less than two hours… from there it will be a 4 hour flight back to the west coast (without time zone changes) to pick up CZ at 1:pm and the west coasters, I will have the afterburners engaged the whole ride so get ready for some “Thrust”, from there we will have less than an hour shot to Co, and the Grand Junction (for one special pick up!) and then from there we will be off to our final stop and refuel before we set off for our final destination to Sunny and warm Maui! Please be READY and let’s put our drink orders in NOW!

    And as always thank you for flying Hart Arlines… “where we take you to fun destinations every week”
    It looks like I have a while to wait. Anyone care to come "entertain" me?:wink:

    No worries, Katie. You'll receive some special pre-flight attention. I've got another plane headed your direction.
  • mfinney
    mfinney Posts: 314
    Ararat Armenian Brandy and Coke! on rocks, cold hard rocks!

    hard what???!!!! LOL
  • kimber607
    kimber607 Posts: 7,128 Member
    Ararat Armenian Brandy and Coke! on rocks, cold hard rocks!
    :laugh:
    What is wrong with us?
    :huh:
  • TROUBLE2
    TROUBLE2 Posts: 6,660
    Pssssscccckkkkkkt, this is youuuuur captain speaking, uhhhhhhhh I just want to inform everyone that this plane does NOT stop or wait for anyone so uhhhhhhhhh please have your luggage, and drink preferences ready and enjoy the flight... uhhhhhhhhh can someone get me a Captain and coke?

    AND WE ARE OFF.... NY peeps please get ready and be waiting arrival time is in T-minus 1 hour...
    Let me just throw on my "uniform" and I'll be right there with your drink...Sir!:wink:


    hmmm a woman in uniform, I hope its a form fiting and sexy uniform... :happy:
    where is my captain and coke?
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    Ararat Armenian Brandy and Coke! on rocks, cold hard rocks!
    :laugh:
    What is wrong with us?
    :huh:

    Men call it estrogen, I call it gods nectar
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member

    writing.gif Got it!

    Anything else I need to know??

    you will find out soon enough dear!!
    Brat!! :tongue: :laugh:
  • 1Corinthians13
    1Corinthians13 Posts: 5,296 Member
    I'm actually leaving on a jet plane on Sunday - Seattle. Please don't rain! It's a business trip, my first all by myself, and I tend on driving into the city every night and walking around - I've never been there before!

    Anyone been there or live there and have suggestions of where to eat or what to do?

    dont they have the needle? and is there a resturante up there? I hear that was really cool... check into that... :) maybe you could expence a really nice meal on the government... :wink:

    Boy is she in the wrong thread! Seattle!

    Yeah, well. What can you do?
  • 1Corinthians13
    1Corinthians13 Posts: 5,296 Member
    I'm actually leaving on a jet plane on Sunday - Seattle. Please don't rain! It's a business trip, my first all by myself, and I tend on driving into the city every night and walking around - I've never been there before!

    Anyone been there or live there and have suggestions of where to eat or what to do?

    dont they have the needle? and is there a resturante up there? I hear that was really cool... check into that... :) maybe you could expence a really nice meal on the government... :wink:

    Yeah, I'm gonna try to get there. And I plan on having nice seafood dinners on the government. :bigsmile:
  • hartkid13
    hartkid13 Posts: 1,551 Member
    Ararat Armenian Brandy and Coke! on rocks, cold hard rocks!
    :laugh:
    What is wrong with us?
    :huh:

    That's a different thread all together.
  • ktthegr8
    ktthegr8 Posts: 479
    Pssssscccckkkkkkt, this is youuuuur captain speaking, uhhhhhhhh I just want to inform everyone that this plane does NOT stop or wait for anyone so uhhhhhhhhh please have your luggage, and drink preferences ready and enjoy the flight... uhhhhhhhhh can someone get me a Captain and coke?

    AND WE ARE OFF.... NY peeps please get ready and be waiting arrival time is in T-minus 1 hour...
    Let me just throw on my "uniform" and I'll be right there with your drink...Sir!:wink:


    hmmm a woman in uniform, I hope its a form fiting and sexy uniform... :happy:
    where is my captain and coke?
    Picture a french boudoir:wink: And a feather duster:blushing:
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    new topic page in 12 postings at 500 we get shut down, please orward cover page if you are first there
  • ktthegr8
    ktthegr8 Posts: 479
    Pssssscccckkkkkkt, good morning everyone, this is your Captain speaking…
    I have informed the FAA that loud music and the Cohol is going to be accompanying our flights today, first stop, NY, we will be picking up our east coasters, I estimate we will be there in less than two hours… from there it will be a 4 hour flight back to the west coast (without time zone changes) to pick up CZ at 1:pm and the west coasters, I will have the afterburners engaged the whole ride so get ready for some “Thrust”, from there we will have less than an hour shot to Co, and the Grand Junction (for one special pick up!) and then from there we will be off to our final stop and refuel before we set off for our final destination to Sunny and warm Maui! Please be READY and let’s put our drink orders in NOW!

    And as always thank you for flying Hart Arlines… “where we take you to fun destinations every week”
    It looks like I have a while to wait. Anyone care to come "entertain" me?:wink:

    No worries, Katie. You'll receive some special pre-flight attention. I've got another plane headed your direction.
    You are SUCH a good SugarDaddy!!! I'll be ready!
  • mfinney
    mfinney Posts: 314

    Brat!! :tongue: :laugh:

    :bigsmile: but you like it.... :wink:
  • hartkid13
    hartkid13 Posts: 1,551 Member

    You are SUCH a good SugarDaddy!!! I'll be ready!

    I take care of my ladies...and not just with my money....
  • ericac
    ericac Posts: 2,679
    Morning all! I have my bags packed and I'm ready to go! Hart, I'll be there at 5:15 with bells on...and not much else:wink:
    Morning Katie, seems others have been creeping before we even go! We need time to catch up! Poor Finney has already been taken advantage of. And Erica has staked her claim on our Sugar Daddy!

    Ok, so Erica claimed Sugar daddy......Heather has dibbs on Trouble.....
    If Mr F thinks he's already been taken advantage of.....LOL...he has no idea what's coming....
    :laugh: :tongue:
    I haven't staked "claim" on anyone.........If a man wants to "dutifully worship" me for helping him......well who am I to say no?!........:wink::blushing: :bigsmile:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member

    Brat!! :tongue: :laugh:

    :bigsmile: but you like it.... :wink:
    flirt.gifPerhaps!!
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    OK, since any alcohol I drink now bypasses the baby...I will have a margarita please!!

    Saving the wine for later!! :wink:
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    Morning all! I have my bags packed and I'm ready to go! Hart, I'll be there at 5:15 with bells on...and not much else:wink:
    Morning Katie, seems others have been creeping before we even go! We need time to catch up! Poor Finney has already been taken advantage of. And Erica has staked her claim on our Sugar Daddy!

    Ok, so Erica claimed Sugar daddy......Heather has dibbs on Trouble.....
    If Mr F thinks he's already been taken advantage of.....LOL...he has no idea what's coming....
    :laugh: :tongue:
    I haven't staked "claim" on anyone.........If a man wants to "dutifully worship" me for helping him......well who am I to say no?!........:wink::blushing: :bigsmile:

    amen:drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
  • ktthegr8
    ktthegr8 Posts: 479
    Morning all! I have my bags packed and I'm ready to go! Hart, I'll be there at 5:15 with bells on...and not much else:wink:
    Morning Katie, seems others have been creeping before we even go! We need time to catch up! Poor Finney has already been taken advantage of. And Erica has staked her claim on our Sugar Daddy!

    Ok, so Erica claimed Sugar daddy......Heather has dibbs on Trouble.....
    If Mr F thinks he's already been taken advantage of.....LOL...he has no idea what's coming....
    :laugh: :tongue:
    I haven't staked "claim" on anyone.........If a man wants to "dutifully worship" me for helping him......well who am I to say no?!........:wink::blushing: :bigsmile:
    It's okay, I really think this is more of a share and share alike kind of trip anyway!
  • TROUBLE2
    TROUBLE2 Posts: 6,660
    Pssssscccckkkkkkt, this is youuuuur captain speaking, uhhhhhhhh I just want to inform everyone that this plane does NOT stop or wait for anyone so uhhhhhhhhh please have your luggage, and drink preferences ready and enjoy the flight... uhhhhhhhhh can someone get me a Captain and coke?

    AND WE ARE OFF.... NY peeps please get ready and be waiting arrival time is in T-minus 1 hour...
    Let me just throw on my "uniform" and I'll be right there with your drink...Sir!:wink:


    hmmm a woman in uniform, I hope its a form fiting and sexy uniform... :happy:
    where is my captain and coke?
    Picture a french boudoir:wink: And a feather duster:blushing:
    I am luvin it!
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