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  • Kelekat
    Kelekat Posts: 174 Member
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    I got someone else to read this for me on your advice - she gave me a strange look as if I should be doing something useful with my life.

    In the Captain and Tenile song 'Afternoon Delight' (skyrocket in flight) - are they singing about daytime sex?

    I hate to be the one to break it to you, but "Afternoon Delight" was sung by the the Starland Vocal Band--a near one-hit wonder.
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,845 Member
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    Humphrey Braggart to you

    Nice ta meet cha!

    I can't dance, thanks though!

    Sorry...were you talking to me? I got distracted looking for the gang bang.
  • LJCannon
    LJCannon Posts: 3,636 Member
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    Turtles can breathe through their butts!


    TRUE!!
  • ThePinkPachyderm
    ThePinkPachyderm Posts: 141
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    I think I love you.

    ZOMG u're a boy. I just assumed by the colour of ur pachyderm that.. well i made an *kitten* of me. Not that being a boy is bad. just makes it slightly more awkward. tho.. awkward seems to be the way i do things. Hi.

    I am all boy where it counts.. I count using my fingers
  • ThePinkPachyderm
    ThePinkPachyderm Posts: 141
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    Oops... I read it.. what's going to happen to me now?

    I didn't really have a contingency plan to deal with people actually reading this. So your punishment will be a witty response that I will think of long after this post is dead ... and I will say it out loud ... in my head
  • TheMerryPup
    TheMerryPup Posts: 186 Member
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  • ThePinkPachyderm
    ThePinkPachyderm Posts: 141
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    DOn't you hate pants?

    *raises hand* I DO!! Let's get naked...

    ~Fling pants in air and runs around screaming!~

    Okay, that is just plain disrespectful. I asked people to stay away, but they came anyway. And now I have pants all over the place to pick up. Seriously... what the hell?
  • mightymom2
    mightymom2 Posts: 312 Member
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    sorry i just hate being told not to do something
  • ThePinkPachyderm
    ThePinkPachyderm Posts: 141
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    I think I love you.

    Yes, this is awkward. Professing love to someone when they asked you to stay away constitutes stalker like behavior, you have been blocked and my authorities have been notified. My only real authority is a stack of self help books from the clearance section of my local grocery store... so yeah .... you messed up BIG TIME
  • annalee_1
    annalee_1 Posts: 236 Member
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    Snowmen have snow balls. Ummmm do I get a cookie for that bit of info?
  • ThePinkPachyderm
    ThePinkPachyderm Posts: 141
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    Sometimes I see pink elephants.

    Please seek help. They don't exist......
  • ThePinkPachyderm
    ThePinkPachyderm Posts: 141
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    I have green eyes. What does that mean?

    Eye color is a polygenic phenotypic character and is determined by two distinct factors: the pigmentation of the eye's iris and the frequency-dependence of the scattering of light by the turbid medium in the stroma of the iris.
  • annalee_1
    annalee_1 Posts: 236 Member
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    PinkPachyd Picking up Pants Proudly!
  • FunkBunny
    FunkBunny Posts: 417 Member
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    I think I love you.

    ZOMG u're a boy. I just assumed by the colour of ur pachyderm that.. well i made an *kitten* of me. Not that being a boy is bad. just makes it slightly more awkward. tho.. awkward seems to be the way i do things. Hi.

    I am all boy where it counts.. I count using my fingers

    When the pants come off, PP can count to 11.
  • FunkBunny
    FunkBunny Posts: 417 Member
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    Snowmen have snow balls. Ummmm do I get a cookie for that bit of info?


    No... just Schweddy Balls.
  • Caffeine_Addict
    Caffeine_Addict Posts: 178 Member
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    I think I love you.

    Yes, this is awkward. Professing love to someone when they asked you to stay away constitutes stalker like behavior, you have been blocked and my authorities have been notified. My only real authority is a stack of self help books from the clearance section of my local grocery store... so yeah .... you messed up BIG TIME

    I know. I read your books while you sleep.
    k. so i've officially crossed from awkward to creepy as heck :D
    Hi again.
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,468 Member
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    Unicorn blood is silver

    and the pee glitter....

    NO NO NO!!! They FART glitter!!! Glitter pee would hurt like gallstones!

    Not if you're a freaking UNICORN!!! Stupid...
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,468 Member
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    DOn't you hate pants?

    *raises hand* I DO!! Let's get naked...

    ~Fling pants in air and runs around screaming!~

    Okay, that is just plain disrespectful. I asked people to stay away, but they came anyway. And now I have pants all over the place to pick up. Seriously... what the hell?

    You're complaining about nekkid girls... what is WRONG with you?!
  • mexy04
    mexy04 Posts: 96
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    That's what was said about cigarette's on the first episode of mad men.
  • LemonsAndCoffee
    LemonsAndCoffee Posts: 313 Member
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    Well, a goat's pupils are rectangle. So there!

    Oh, I love that shirt!

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