How do you log "relations"?

LadyElby

I wouldn't log it since it's normal life activity that (assumingly) you did while you were gaining weight too... However, if you're curious, caloriecount.com has it listed in their activity log... Also, I'm sure you could google it.

sdrawkcabynot

Calisthenics


a form of exercise consisting of a variety of simple, often rhythmical, movements, generally using multiple equipment or apparatus. They are intended to increase body strength and flexibility with movements such as bending, jumping, swinging, twisting or kicking, using only one's body weight for resistance. They are usually conducted in concert with stretches. Calisthenics when performed vigorously and with variety can benefit both muscular and cardiovascular fitness, in addition to improving psychomotor skills such as balance, agility and coordination. [1]

katya73

It depends on what you're doing. For instance, if you are a girl sitting on the couch between two guys and giving each a handy, you can log it as skiing.

This made me spit my coffee out laughing ...

Anyways ... I don't log that .... Its just a Bonus burn

Miss♥Ivi

In an airliner restroom
102
In an airliner seat (coach)
123
In an airliner seat (first class)
83
In the cockpit
(Get it?)
Repeatedly, throughout an airliner
707
Repeatedly, throughout a BIG airliner
747
In orbit
0.00014
During liftoff
54321
On a yacht
19
On a sailboat
27
In a canoe
39
Swimming back to shore
55

HAHAHAHAH!!!

Lesa_Sass

Love this thread!

Saturday was our wedding anniversary, after a very nice time my husband rolled over and said, "how do we log THAT" hahaha.

outtanms

:laugh:

Cathy7794

I'm so envious of the people who count it as part of their daily activity. :indifferent:

Fit4Evolution

i guess it depends on who is doing the majority of the work.. usually me .. but not all the time.. i dont log that only because i usually offset the playtime with a snack anyway .. usually chocolate or a cookie

LethaSue

Tickling
17
Licking
24
Nibbling
28
Noshing
33
Sucking
38
Pleading
19
Using vibrator personal size
22
Using vibrator industrial size
114
Horseplay
67
Horseplay with saddle
94
Wrist wrestling to see who gets to be on top
77
Nagging her/him into doing it
21
For more info just go to CalorieLab............. thats where I got this info and there is lots more plus some I choice not to copy. lol

sdrawkcabynot

I wore it the other night and my boyfriend gave me the deer in the headlights look like "are you serious?!"

:laugh: In a little under two hours, it was like 300-something calories burned. I didn't log them but curiosity got the best of me!

LMAO!!! Is it a polar? Did it chirp?

SwannySez

For the record, the OP just walked past my office door, waved, said, "Goin' horseback ridin'," and walked out the door.

So...there's that.

Myslissa

I log it as "HIIT - Right arm"

Freaking Hilarious!!!!!!!

_Christine_

I created my own exercise for it. 60min = 167 calories. Something like that, read it in Men's Health.

60-minutes...

cPT_Helice

I'm being totally serious. It's obviously cardio, for some maybe strength training, but definitely cardio. Does anyone log their "relations"? And if you do, how do you log it? Make up your own exercise? Time, effort, reps, calories burned etc. I’m obviously not going to wear a HRM so how do you log it, IF you log it?

Totally serious! Don’t report me to the mod squad!

Well.................. if it's part of your job, then you might want to make sure your basic settings reflect this.

The HRM is not going to give you an accurate count any more than you can wear one to a horror movie and claim to have burned a ton of cals because your HR increased during the scary parts.

breezymom81

Don't log it- you actually don't burn that many calories and (hopefully) it wasn't something you started once you started loosing weight! i.e. I was doin it before I got heavy and will keep doin it

Myslissa

horseback riding.

Giddy Up!!!!!!!

Meaganandcheese

I've worn an HRM before.



46 calories.

Hope1971

This thread has me laughing so hard I am literally crying..way to spruce up the day!!! Love it

Sp1nGoddess

It's not the relation part. It's the cardio trying to chase her down before.

Greatness

rfarinha

I created my own exercise for it. 60min = 167 calories. Something like that, read it in Men's Health.

Wow... you must be really popular... 60 minutes!?!?

_Elemenopee_

For the record, the OP just walked past my office door, waved, said, "Goin' horseback ridin'," and walked out the door.

So...there's that.

True story

_Elemenopee_

I've worn an HRM before.



46 calories.

Dare I ask if wearing the hrm was worth the 46 calories or the time stamp? Lol

Miss♥Ivi

I wore it the other night and my boyfriend gave me the deer in the headlights look like "are you serious?!"

:laugh: In a little under two hours, it was like 300-something calories burned. I didn't log them but curiosity got the best of me!

LMAO!!! Is it a polar? Did it chirp?

OMG! I hadn't figured out how to turn that stupid thing OFF so every time I got in that target "fitness zone" that **** would chirp!! We didn't know what it was amongst the love making sounds but like half-way into it, I had my wrist near my ear and heard it! LOL Sorry for the TMI haha!

Sydlexia

Ha! My husband was wondering the same thing. He hasn't come up with an answer yet. You'd probably have to guess at your "exertion" level and pick something comparable (brisk walking, boxing...) to enter instead.

downsizinghoss

I only consider it a burn if we run out of lube.

arnoswife

:blushing: on a somewhat related note, did you know they actually have listed umm the male's ummm hmmm, how do I want to say this?? The male's whip cream under the food database?? LOL I had to check it out, I am a sick little lady!:blushing: dang it, it used to be there!! They removed it!! It was 7 calories per ouce! LOL

Malaika946

Love the thougthts

rayleansout

Well theres

Morning honey - im kinda tired but horny - do you from the side one - called - Oblique planks - 5 calories per minute
the jackhammer im energetic and gonna rock ur world - jackahmmer box thrusts - 12 calories per minute
plank on the skank - for the ones you dont tell your bros about - 8 calories per minute
to drunk but doin it anyway, - hard - soft - hard intervals - 6 calories per minute
let her ride - 3 calories per minute

and many other variations with an average calorie burn of 5.3 per minute..

Sp1nGoddess

I only consider it a burn if we run out of lube.

Laughing my abs off~!

Hope1971

:blushing: on a somewhat related note, did you know they actually have listed umm the male's ummm hmmm, how do I want to say this?? The male's whip cream under the food database?? LOL I had to check it out, I am a sick little lady!:blushing: dang it, it used to be there!! They removed it!! It was 7 calories per ouce! LOL

I did see that and checked out of sick curiosity on another site...14 calories for 2 tablespoons which is average..hahahahaha! Watch that late at night when intake is filled up for the day!!!