How do you log "relations"?

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  • LadyElby
    LadyElby Posts: 151 Member
    I wouldn't log it since it's normal life activity that (assumingly) you did while you were gaining weight too... However, if you're curious, caloriecount.com has it listed in their activity log... Also, I'm sure you could google it.
  • sdrawkcabynot
    sdrawkcabynot Posts: 462 Member
    Calisthenics


    a form of exercise consisting of a variety of simple, often rhythmical, movements, generally using multiple equipment or apparatus. They are intended to increase body strength and flexibility with movements such as bending, jumping, swinging, twisting or kicking, using only one's body weight for resistance. They are usually conducted in concert with stretches. Calisthenics when performed vigorously and with variety can benefit both muscular and cardiovascular fitness, in addition to improving psychomotor skills such as balance, agility and coordination. [1]
  • katya73
    katya73 Posts: 464
    It depends on what you're doing. For instance, if you are a girl sitting on the couch between two guys and giving each a handy, you can log it as skiing.

    This made me spit my coffee out laughing ...

    Anyways ... I don't log that .... Its just a Bonus burn ;)
  • Miss♥Ivi
    Miss♥Ivi Posts: 461
    In an airliner restroom
    102
    In an airliner seat (coach)
    123
    In an airliner seat (first class)
    83
    In the cockpit
    (Get it?)
    Repeatedly, throughout an airliner
    707
    Repeatedly, throughout a BIG airliner
    747
    In orbit
    0.00014
    During liftoff
    54321
    On a yacht
    19
    On a sailboat
    27
    In a canoe
    39
    Swimming back to shore
    55

    HAHAHAHAH!!!
  • Lesa_Sass
    Lesa_Sass Posts: 2,213 Member
    Love this thread!

    Saturday was our wedding anniversary, after a very nice time my husband rolled over and said, "how do we log THAT" hahaha.
  • outtanms
    outtanms Posts: 237 Member
    :laugh:
  • Cathy7794
    Cathy7794 Posts: 223 Member
    I'm so envious of the people who count it as part of their daily activity. :indifferent:
  • Fit4Evolution
    Fit4Evolution Posts: 375 Member
    i guess it depends on who is doing the majority of the work.. usually me .. but not all the time.. i dont log that only because i usually offset the playtime with a snack anyway .. usually chocolate :) or a cookie
  • LethaSue
    LethaSue Posts: 285 Member
    Tickling
    17
    Licking
    24
    Nibbling
    28
    Noshing
    33
    Sucking
    38
    Pleading
    19
    Using vibrator personal size
    22
    Using vibrator industrial size
    114
    Horseplay
    67
    Horseplay with saddle
    94
    Wrist wrestling to see who gets to be on top
    77
    Nagging her/him into doing it
    21
    For more info just go to CalorieLab............. thats where I got this info and there is lots more plus some I choice not to copy. lol
  • sdrawkcabynot
    sdrawkcabynot Posts: 462 Member
    I wore it the other night and my boyfriend gave me the deer in the headlights look like "are you serious?!"

    :laugh: In a little under two hours, it was like 300-something calories burned. I didn't log them but curiosity got the best of me!


    LMAO!!! Is it a polar? Did it chirp?
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    For the record, the OP just walked past my office door, waved, said, "Goin' horseback ridin'," and walked out the door.

    So...there's that.
  • Myslissa
    Myslissa Posts: 760 Member
    I log it as "HIIT - Right arm"


    Freaking Hilarious!!!!!!!
  • _Christine_
    _Christine_ Posts: 1,385 Member
    I created my own exercise for it. 60min = 167 calories. Something like that, read it in Men's Health.

    60-minutes... :wink:
  • cPT_Helice
    cPT_Helice Posts: 403
    I'm being totally serious. It's obviously cardio, for some maybe strength training, but definitely cardio. Does anyone log their "relations"? And if you do, how do you log it? Make up your own exercise? Time, effort, reps, calories burned etc. I’m obviously not going to wear a HRM so how do you log it, IF you log it?

    Totally serious! Don’t report me to the mod squad!

    :tongue:

    Well.................. if it's part of your job, then you might want to make sure your basic settings reflect this.

    The HRM is not going to give you an accurate count any more than you can wear one to a horror movie and claim to have burned a ton of cals because your HR increased during the scary parts.
  • breezymom81
    breezymom81 Posts: 499 Member
    Don't log it- you actually don't burn that many calories and (hopefully) it wasn't something you started once you started loosing weight! i.e. I was doin it before I got heavy and will keep doin it :love: :love: :love: :love:
  • Myslissa
    Myslissa Posts: 760 Member
    horseback riding.

    Giddy Up!!!!!!!
  • Meaganandcheese
    Meaganandcheese Posts: 525 Member
    I've worn an HRM before.



    46 calories.
  • Hope1971
    Hope1971 Posts: 110 Member
    This thread has me laughing so hard I am literally crying..way to spruce up the day!!! Love it :)
  • Sp1nGoddess
    Sp1nGoddess Posts: 1,134 Member
    It's not the relation part. It's the cardio trying to chase her down before.

    Greatness
  • rfarinha
    rfarinha Posts: 388 Member
    I created my own exercise for it. 60min = 167 calories. Something like that, read it in Men's Health.

    Wow... you must be really popular... 60 minutes!?!? :love:
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    For the record, the OP just walked past my office door, waved, said, "Goin' horseback ridin'," and walked out the door.

    So...there's that.

    True story
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    I've worn an HRM before.



    46 calories.

    Dare I ask if wearing the hrm was worth the 46 calories or the time stamp? Lol
  • Miss♥Ivi
    Miss♥Ivi Posts: 461
    I wore it the other night and my boyfriend gave me the deer in the headlights look like "are you serious?!"

    :laugh: In a little under two hours, it was like 300-something calories burned. I didn't log them but curiosity got the best of me!


    LMAO!!! Is it a polar? Did it chirp?

    OMG! I hadn't figured out how to turn that stupid thing OFF so every time I got in that target "fitness zone" that **** would chirp!! We didn't know what it was amongst the love making sounds but like half-way into it, I had my wrist near my ear and heard it! LOL Sorry for the TMI haha!
  • Sydlexia
    Sydlexia Posts: 2 Member
    Ha! My husband was wondering the same thing. He hasn't come up with an answer yet. You'd probably have to guess at your "exertion" level and pick something comparable (brisk walking, boxing...) to enter instead.
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
    I only consider it a burn if we run out of lube.
  • arnoswife
    arnoswife Posts: 228 Member
    :blushing: on a somewhat related note, did you know they actually have listed umm the male's ummm hmmm, how do I want to say this?? The male's whip cream under the food database?? LOL I had to check it out, I am a sick little lady!:blushing: dang it, it used to be there!! They removed it!! It was 7 calories per ouce! LOL
  • Malaika946
    Malaika946 Posts: 107 Member
    Love the thougthts
  • rayleansout
    rayleansout Posts: 234
    Well theres

    Morning honey - im kinda tired but horny - do you from the side one - called - Oblique planks - 5 calories per minute
    the jackhammer im energetic and gonna rock ur world - jackahmmer box thrusts - 12 calories per minute
    plank on the skank - for the ones you dont tell your bros about - 8 calories per minute
    to drunk but doin it anyway, - hard - soft - hard intervals - 6 calories per minute
    let her ride - 3 calories per minute

    and many other variations with an average calorie burn of 5.3 per minute..
  • Sp1nGoddess
    Sp1nGoddess Posts: 1,134 Member
    I only consider it a burn if we run out of lube.


    Laughing my abs off~!
  • Hope1971
    Hope1971 Posts: 110 Member
    :blushing: on a somewhat related note, did you know they actually have listed umm the male's ummm hmmm, how do I want to say this?? The male's whip cream under the food database?? LOL I had to check it out, I am a sick little lady!:blushing: dang it, it used to be there!! They removed it!! It was 7 calories per ouce! LOL

    I did see that and checked out of sick curiosity on another site...14 calories for 2 tablespoons which is average..hahahahaha! Watch that late at night when intake is filled up for the day!!!

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