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    How do you log "relations"?

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    • Posts: 131 Member
      I created my own exercise for it. 60min = 167 calories. Something like that, read it in Men's Health.
      60 MINUTES???!!!!! Seriously??? I gotta find me that man!
    • Posts: 3,369 Member
      It's not the relation part. It's the cardio trying to chase her down before.
    • Posts: 1,578 Member
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    • Posts: 227 Member
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      That made me laugh out loud here at work......

      Hahaha...me too! Now I have to put up with the akward stares. :blushing:
    • Posts: 854 Member
      Some people log it as horseback riding, and they don't own a horse.
    • Posts: 615 Member
      This may help answer some questions


      http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/csex.htm
    • Posts: 239
      be glad you are having "relations" we call it intimate fellowship :)
      I do not log it, It is a bonus. It is extra burn.
    • Posts: 189
      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

      Thanks for the funny entries!

      i heard 200 calories for 15 mins- uh..... vigorous

      no i dont log it cuz its a bonus
    • Posts: 1,014 Member
      I log it as "HIIT - Right arm"

      Bwahaha! Honestly though, don't know whether to laugh at you or cry for 'ya!

      Suffice it to say, your comment will help me get through tonight's run! People will wonder why I'm wearing such a big smile.
    • Posts: 285 Member
      Afire with passion
      85



      Because there’s nothing on TV
      37
      Out of guilt
      55
      Out of curiosity
      73
      Like it was some major emergency
      911
      To gather information
      411
    • Posts: 88
      I really need to meet the person who can actually work long, hard and consistently enough to log it as exercise.

      No, seriously, I REALLY need to meet this person!!!

      You just met her!! My husband and I "exercise" for hours at a time and there is A LOT of sweating going on! Granted this is not a daily activity, hence the reason I'm not thin! Lol however, we definitely "participate" so to speak! LOL! I usually have super sore muscles for 2 days after, more than with some exercises!
    • Posts: 129 Member
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      Me too!

      me three!,LMAO,damn near choked on my celery!
    • Posts: 625 Member
      I think that someone a couple weeks back said that they were logging it as "Horseback Riding"
    • Posts: 1,592 Member
      It depends on what you're doing. For instance, if you are a girl sitting on the couch between two guys and giving each a handy, you can log it as skiing.
    • Posts: 87
      wow..ok. horseback riding lol


      I guess it would depend on frequency, duration and was there yoga involved...

      would it make gumby scream...you know...semantics...
    • Posts: 41 Member
      i wish i could quote all the funny comebacks to this question!

      damn, this is entertaining. haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

      i actually wondered this myself - and i've seriously considered using the hrm just to see.

      please everyone: resume.
    • Posts: 110 Member
      This pretty much breaks it down http://www.dailymuscle.com/2006/05/12/lets-talk-about-sex-and-calories/ It also explains why some of us in our early 20's were freakishly thin and why the pounds start packing on on the "honeymoon"is over in a relationship...lol

      OMG!!!! I went there hahahhaha!!! Interesting read girls on the "Oral" you might want to check out if you are close to your daily calories!!!! Ohh gosh I am laughing so hard I am crying on that one!!!!
    • Posts: 2,665 Member
      I log mine as "Choking - Vigorous."

      OMG!!!!!!
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      OMG!!!!!!

      wow.....
    • Posts: 73 Member
      I created my own exercise for it. 60min = 167 calories. Something like that, read it in Men's Health.

      Oh well by that calculation 14 calories is hardly worth logging. lol
    • Posts: 3,369 Member
      Combat
    • Posts: 285 Member
      In an airliner restroom
      102
      In an airliner seat (coach)
      123
      In an airliner seat (first class)
      83
      In the cockpit
      (Get it?)
      Repeatedly, throughout an airliner
      707
      Repeatedly, throughout a BIG airliner
      747
      In orbit
      0.00014
      During liftoff
      54321
      On a yacht
      19
      On a sailboat
      27
      In a canoe
      39
      Swimming back to shore
      55
    • Posts: 350 Member
      Anyone who would honestly track sex as exercise and use those calories as edible ones is on a level all their own. Not sure what level, just not mine.
    • Posts: 325
      Wrestling

      hehe me too
    • Posts: 2,665 Member
      Combat

      Bwahahahahaa
    • Posts: 2,665 Member
      What about Gymnastics?
    • Posts: 91 Member
      I found it here once http://www.healthstatus.com/calculate/cbc
      haha but I don't usually log it, keep it as a bonus! ;) have fun!
    • Posts: 1,132 Member
      I don't, its a regular part of my life and not added exercise. I just include it as my 'moderately active' when I set up my profile.
    • Posts: 338 Member
      I log it as "HIIT - Right arm"

      AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    • Posts: 350 Member
      I log mine as "Choking - Vigorous."

      Thank you. Just.... thank you.
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