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How do you log "relations"?

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  • shrinkinginQualicum
    shrinkinginQualicum Posts: 131 Member
    I created my own exercise for it. 60min = 167 calories. Something like that, read it in Men's Health.
    60 MINUTES???!!!!! Seriously??? I gotta find me that man!
  • Jeff92se
    Jeff92se Posts: 3,369 Member
    It's not the relation part. It's the cardio trying to chase her down before.
  • treetop57
    treetop57 Posts: 1,578 Member
    .
  • ML0305
    ML0305 Posts: 227 Member
    I log it as "HIIT - Right arm"

    That made me laugh out loud here at work......

    Hahaha...me too! Now I have to put up with the akward stares. :blushing:
  • Anthonydaman
    Anthonydaman Posts: 854 Member
    Some people log it as horseback riding, and they don't own a horse.
  • myak623
    myak623 Posts: 615 Member
    This may help answer some questions


    http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/csex.htm
  • heatherterp
    heatherterp Posts: 239
    be glad you are having "relations" we call it intimate fellowship :)
    I do not log it, It is a bonus. It is extra burn.
  • LuLuSUPER
    LuLuSUPER Posts: 189
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Thanks for the funny entries!

    i heard 200 calories for 15 mins- uh..... vigorous

    no i dont log it cuz its a bonus
  • sjtreely
    sjtreely Posts: 1,014 Member
    I log it as "HIIT - Right arm"

    Bwahaha! Honestly though, don't know whether to laugh at you or cry for 'ya!

    Suffice it to say, your comment will help me get through tonight's run! People will wonder why I'm wearing such a big smile.
  • LethaSue
    LethaSue Posts: 285 Member
    Afire with passion
    85



    Because there’s nothing on TV
    37
    Out of guilt
    55
    Out of curiosity
    73
    Like it was some major emergency
    911
    To gather information
    411
  • LilCrissieBug
    LilCrissieBug Posts: 88
    I really need to meet the person who can actually work long, hard and consistently enough to log it as exercise.

    No, seriously, I REALLY need to meet this person!!!

    You just met her!! My husband and I "exercise" for hours at a time and there is A LOT of sweating going on! Granted this is not a daily activity, hence the reason I'm not thin! Lol however, we definitely "participate" so to speak! LOL! I usually have super sore muscles for 2 days after, more than with some exercises!
  • babigurl86
    babigurl86 Posts: 129 Member
    Rowing.

    I just laughed like a 6th grader hearing the word "penis"

    Me too!

    me three!,LMAO,damn near choked on my celery!
  • LordBezoar
    LordBezoar Posts: 625 Member
    I think that someone a couple weeks back said that they were logging it as "Horseback Riding"
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    It depends on what you're doing. For instance, if you are a girl sitting on the couch between two guys and giving each a handy, you can log it as skiing.
  • Judanjos
    Judanjos Posts: 87
    wow..ok. horseback riding lol


    I guess it would depend on frequency, duration and was there yoga involved...

    would it make gumby scream...you know...semantics...
  • heggleston921
    heggleston921 Posts: 41 Member
    i wish i could quote all the funny comebacks to this question!

    damn, this is entertaining. haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

    i actually wondered this myself - and i've seriously considered using the hrm just to see.

    please everyone: resume.
  • Hope1971
    Hope1971 Posts: 110 Member
    This pretty much breaks it down http://www.dailymuscle.com/2006/05/12/lets-talk-about-sex-and-calories/ It also explains why some of us in our early 20's were freakishly thin and why the pounds start packing on on the "honeymoon"is over in a relationship...lol

    OMG!!!! I went there hahahhaha!!! Interesting read girls on the "Oral" you might want to check out if you are close to your daily calories!!!! Ohh gosh I am laughing so hard I am crying on that one!!!!
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    I log mine as "Choking - Vigorous."

    OMG!!!!!!
  • Judanjos
    Judanjos Posts: 87
    I log mine as "Choking - Vigorous."

    OMG!!!!!!

    wow.....
  • mandie0378
    mandie0378 Posts: 73 Member
    I created my own exercise for it. 60min = 167 calories. Something like that, read it in Men's Health.

    Oh well by that calculation 14 calories is hardly worth logging. lol
  • Jeff92se
    Jeff92se Posts: 3,369 Member
    Combat
  • LethaSue
    LethaSue Posts: 285 Member
    In an airliner restroom
    102
    In an airliner seat (coach)
    123
    In an airliner seat (first class)
    83
    In the cockpit
    (Get it?)
    Repeatedly, throughout an airliner
    707
    Repeatedly, throughout a BIG airliner
    747
    In orbit
    0.00014
    During liftoff
    54321
    On a yacht
    19
    On a sailboat
    27
    In a canoe
    39
    Swimming back to shore
    55
  • jenniebean1680
    jenniebean1680 Posts: 350 Member
    Anyone who would honestly track sex as exercise and use those calories as edible ones is on a level all their own. Not sure what level, just not mine.
  • lizzzylou
    lizzzylou Posts: 325
    Wrestling

    hehe me too
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    Combat

    Bwahahahahaa
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    What about Gymnastics?
  • lifeisadancefloor
    lifeisadancefloor Posts: 91 Member
    I found it here once http://www.healthstatus.com/calculate/cbc
    haha but I don't usually log it, keep it as a bonus! ;) have fun!
  • Kenzietea2
    Kenzietea2 Posts: 1,132 Member
    I don't, its a regular part of my life and not added exercise. I just include it as my 'moderately active' when I set up my profile.
  • Alicia_Monique
    Alicia_Monique Posts: 338 Member
    I log it as "HIIT - Right arm"

    AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • jenniebean1680
    jenniebean1680 Posts: 350 Member
    I log mine as "Choking - Vigorous."

    Thank you. Just.... thank you.
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