How do you log "relations"?

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  • gracefullyjenn7
    gracefullyjenn7 Posts: 14 Member
    it makes me very sad that your dude has to pull out his HRM to see if he is alive while having relations with you
  • sma83
    sma83 Posts: 479 Member
    I log it as "HIIT - Right arm"
    HAHAHAHHAHA! You are so freakin awesome! :laugh:
  • minime2b
    minime2b Posts: 168
    hmmm....IDK. But, if you decide to eat back your calories; those are listed in the database:drinker:
  • onmyway31
    onmyway31 Posts: 66
    I log it as "HIIT - Right arm"



    lmao
  • elishabeish
    elishabeish Posts: 175 Member
    Since I had "relations" while gaining weight, I didn't log it while losing.

    edited: Dear Lord, I really need a typing class!!
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    Wow...some of you really need to get over yourselves and lighten up (whether you take that literally or figuratively is up to you) but wow. How can anyone not see the humor in this post but instead see it as an opportunity to bash someone? Did it make you feel better? Get a sense of humor! How sad.
    My condolences to the people who have had to suffer any "relation" with you, with or without a HRM.
  • crazytreelady
    crazytreelady Posts: 752 Member
    I actually made suggestion about this... What would you log it as?
  • StarvingDiva
    StarvingDiva Posts: 1,107 Member
    I usually put it in as Olympic Event, is that wrong?
  • LReneeWalker
    LReneeWalker Posts: 213 Member
    Wow...some of you really need to get over yourselves and lighten up (whether you take that literally or figuratively is up to you) but wow. How can anyone not see the humor in this post but instead see it as an opportunity to bash someone? Did it make you feel better? Get a sense of humor! How sad.
    My condolences to the people who have had to suffer any "relation" with you, with or without a HRM.
    I really need a like button!
  • NiniLeeMarie
    NiniLeeMarie Posts: 102
    I'd log it under horse back ridding lmbo..jp I don't log it anymore.
  • fastbelly
    fastbelly Posts: 727 Member
    I log it as "HIIT - Right arm"

    ROFL!

    You should use the left every now and again for balance!!
  • delilah47
    delilah47 Posts: 1,658
    NO

    I don't log sex but why do you care so much to take a hit on someone that wants to? Do you log your daily work outs?

    What a sad life it is when someone breaks out their hrm to have sex with their partner. It makes me roll my eyes

    Well you poor little thang....
  • delilah47
    delilah47 Posts: 1,658
    I posted this WAYYYYYYYY back there, so I know a few who have skipped to the front lol here it is again.

    http://www.womansday.com/sex-relationships/sex-tips/8-sexy-ways-to-burn-calories-110923
  • watboy
    watboy Posts: 380 Member
    I log it as Cardio 2 minutes moderate effort
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    I log it as Cardio 2 minutes moderate effort

    2 minutes?!?!?!?!?!?!? LMAO

    I'm not laughing at you. Promise :cry:
  • watboy
    watboy Posts: 380 Member
    Lol. I'm a great cuddler.
    I log it as Cardio 2 minutes moderate effort

    2 minutes?!?!?!?!?!?!? LMAO

    I'm not laughing at you. Promise :cry:
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    You'd better be a great something!
    Lol. I'm a great cuddler.
    I log it as Cardio 2 minutes moderate effort

    2 minutes?!?!?!?!?!?!? LMAO

    I'm not laughing at you. Promise :cry:
  • dspete01
    dspete01 Posts: 1 Member
    I'd say that its your own log, so you should put in what you want. You may not know accurate calorie counts, but you can estimate, i guess.
  • RonneyMichelle
    RonneyMichelle Posts: 27 Member
    I think as I've lost weight, it has become more intense and has lasted longer. Daily? Ha! We have 6 kids. Sometimes I'm not sure how we ended up with 6 kids.
    I will log it if it lasts more than 30 minutes.
    But I under estimate and do it as walking, 2 mph. If it lasts 30 minutes I log 15 mins walking.
    If it lasts an hour, rare, but it does happen more so now that I've lost weight, I log 30 mins of walking.

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  • IARXPHD
    IARXPHD Posts: 14
    In the same place as Snipe Hunting and Bigfoot Observing. For guys with menopausal wives it's about as common as those two other activities.
  • BobbieLee1959
    BobbieLee1959 Posts: 605 Member
    I wore my heart monitor... we were both curious, both don't log it as a general rule.

    Now I am curious...what did your HRM give you as a report?? LOL
  • wittlelacey
    wittlelacey Posts: 391 Member
    I definitely am friends with another MFP user who blatantly logs her relations manually as "Sex". I'm assuming she wears a HRM, but I won't be the one to ask her haha. Sorry I don't have a suggestion, but good luck!
  • funsiiz
    funsiiz Posts: 246 Member
    Would two minutes count for anything:laugh: :bigsmile: :sad:
  • Reeny1_8
    Reeny1_8 Posts: 277
    Haha I actually typed it in the other night just to see if it was on there, but couldn't find it :p
    I guess I would look up online what a typical hour of intimacy logs as for calories and just "make up" the workout. I don't see why not!

    Lol I tried looking for it too!
  • Mindmovesbody
    Mindmovesbody Posts: 399 Member
    Rowing.

    I just laughed like a 6th grader hearing the word "penis"

    Me too! Lol....must be getting late!
  • femmi1120
    femmi1120 Posts: 473 Member
    Haha I actually typed it in the other night just to see if it was on there, but couldn't find it :p
    I guess I would look up online what a typical hour of intimacy logs as for calories and just "make up" the workout. I don't see why not!

    Really? They don't have it here??

    Thedailyplate has it in 2 options: normal and vigorous :embarassed:

    I wish I was joking...
  • kprangernix07
    kprangernix07 Posts: 122 Member
    Wrestling

    LMAO!!! Love the shirt....
  • unmitigatedbadassery
    unmitigatedbadassery Posts: 653 Member
    Don't. Consider yourself lucky :)
  • funsiiz
    funsiiz Posts: 246 Member
    I also tried typing it in.... I was curious :blushing:
  • raevynn
    raevynn Posts: 666 Member
    Four minutes? :huh:


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