How do I avoid crabs?

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  • darrell62
    darrell62 Posts: 40
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    For God's sake DO NOT throw tooth picks in the toilet.... the little b*stards will pole vault out at you !

    OMG...this whole thread is hilarious, but THIS....THIS send my pop up my nose. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Note to self: Avoid drinking while reading threads about crabs.

    Thank You, Thank You... I'll be here all week, and dont forget to tip your waitress and bartender....
  • kbmnurse
    kbmnurse Posts: 2,484 Member
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    I am hoping you mean carbs not crabs? LOL
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,274 Member
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    For God's sake DO NOT throw tooth picks in the toilet.... the little b*stards will pole vault out at you !

    OMG...this whole thread is hilarious, but THIS....THIS send my pop up my nose. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Note to self: Avoid drinking while reading threads about crabs.

    Thank You, Thank You... I'll be here all week, and dont forget to tip your waitress and bartender....

    because they have been so great.. im getting them a free dinner to red lobster for all you can eat crab legs!
  • SDkitty
    SDkitty Posts: 446 Member
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    omg that made my day!

    Anyway, change your macros and up your protein. I find myself eating less crabs when im trying to satisfy my protein intake.

    omg I sooo needed that giggle :)
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    I now plan to buy a crab and super glue a top hat and cane to it...

    I love you MFP.
  • TubbsMcGee
    TubbsMcGee Posts: 1,058 Member
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    avoid the beach
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,274 Member
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    I'd now plan to buy a crab and super glue a top hat and cane to it...

    I love you MFP.

    im calling PETA!!!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    PETA is in favor of all things cute.

    right?
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,274 Member
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    PETA is in favor of all things cute.

    right?

    only if they further the following:

    a.) the likelyhood that pets will be treated good
    b.) a pornstar's career..
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    PETA is in favor of all things cute.

    right?

    only if they further the following:

    a.) the likelyhood that pets will be treated good
    b.) a pornstar's career..

    And I LIKE porn, crabs, and steak... somehow this will all work out. Glass half full, yo!
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,274 Member
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    PETA is in favor of all things cute.

    right?

    only if they further the following:

    a.) the likelyhood that pets will be treated good
    b.) a pornstar's career..

    And I LIKE porn, crabs, and steak... somehow this will all work out. Glass half full, yo!

    wait.. what are we talking about?
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
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    Why would you be avoiding crabs? Did your doctor tell you to?

    My doctor said crabs were fine, but MFP forum advice is more reliable.

    I am SO glad you realized this. Everyday I see people listening to quacks when the forums are like a ba-jillion times more accurate and knowledgable than some quack. I mean who know where they go their license? Do you? I didn't think so. I'll stick to the people here who I KNOW know their stuff.

    Jesus told me crabs were tasty and delicious though. Since he knows it all, I will listen to him....

    Oh. My. God. Like jesus H. Christ is just sitting around all, "Hey, Holy ghost, I'ma go tell Elizabeth about the glory that is eatin' the crabs."

    And even if he decided to it's not like he can talk. He's a little baby in a freakin' MANGER! God! This is what upset me about X-ians: their reliance on obviously disprovable scenarios.

    What!? No He's not a little baby. He grew up and died at the age of 33.
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
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    For God's sake DO NOT throw tooth picks in the toilet.... the little b*stards will pole vault out at you !

    ROTFLMBO!
  • JoolieW68
    JoolieW68 Posts: 1,879 Member
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    Will a little butter help the crabs go in, I mean down?

    Wait, are we really talking about crabs? *scratches....*
  • jovz10
    jovz10 Posts: 531 Member
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    OMG, i can't stop laughing reading this thread... :laugh:
  • scottkissinger
    scottkissinger Posts: 3
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    Stay away from the beach.....
  • Aviendha_RJ
    Aviendha_RJ Posts: 600 Member
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    Avoid college bars, and don't pick up chicks after 2am

    Avoid shaking *kitten* trees. Angels don't fall out....
  • ladyfingers39
    ladyfingers39 Posts: 335
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    I'm rolling here.....wear protection...and stay away from the sea....I dunno.
  • stringsNlinks
    stringsNlinks Posts: 293 Member
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    Avoid brothels and Red Lobster.

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