why do you only accept males or females as friends on MFP?

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  • xraylady33
    xraylady33 Posts: 222 Member
    This thread is cracking me up...
    So we have pics of c*cks...
    Trolls
    Ignore buttons
    Girl on girl action
    Guy on guy action
    Women who are more comfortable around women and vice versa...
    Stalkers and so on......

    I accept anyone who wants advice, who wants to listen, offers support, and just makes me laugh now and then. I do not spend hours on the internet, because of limited time, but I have found a lot of smiles from both sides, and some superior advice from men.

    That being said....A lot of people do not accept opposite sex because its a social media thing. Time spent discussing health issues is fabulous, but hey, some people want the diversion, a new friend, or maybe a soul mate. The divorce rate for people who spend a large amount of time on the web is increasingly high, so I would imagine chatting it up is just another reason for jealousy. I am not an expert, this is an opinion.

    Please do not hate, throw stones, or any other means of distraction please.....

    Peace and love to you all!
  • loseweightjames
    loseweightjames Posts: 360 Member
    *clicks on OP profile*

    *sees that is private*

    :huh:

    Oh.

    i had a stalker on MFP.

    Even when I blocked her and removed her as a friend she would still visit my page and have her friends or fake accounts send me messages. I had to mark it private


    A stalker as in she wanted your hot bod or as in she thought you were a huge douche and wanted to let the world know?

    troll says what?
  • ErnieM88
    ErnieM88 Posts: 146 Member
    I'll accept anyone, as long as they look normal enough to me. just like I will talk to anyone in real life if they seem nice and normal too
  • JaySpice
    JaySpice Posts: 326 Member
    I accept both, but am picky about male friends I accept. Many men around here are douche canoes.
    Interesting that it is impossible for a female to be a douche canoe. Good to know.

    Douche canoe is considered a "male" term...the "female" equivalent is "*kitten* waffle".

    Oh. So not a waffle the color of the sea?
  • Allison22451
    Allison22451 Posts: 686 Member
    becasue us females are so hot we dont need you men messing with our weighloss and hotness, Duh. :wink:

    best answer so far

    I prefer men messing w my hotness... I certainly don't want any women messing with my hotness.

    That said, I could use some women, or fashion savvy gay men, to help me increase my hotness, to attract men.
  • twisted88
    twisted88 Posts: 294 Member
    I'll accept anyone, as long as they look normal enough to me. just like I will talk to anyone in real life if they seem nice and normal too

    What is this "normal" you speak of?
  • GoldspursX3
    GoldspursX3 Posts: 516 Member
    I reject all invites because I am only here with my fiancee. Have enough friends in the "real" world.

    Then why are you posting on the message boards?

    Didn't know it was a requirement to have online friends in order to post on forums.

    Hmmm.....lemme read MFP's policy on this.

    Nope not there.


    Do your "real world" friends know you're this smug?

    Yep...does yours?

    Now you're just not making sense. Clearly your personality must be better suited to physical interaction.

    I'm so glad you think you know so much about me based of a few sentences. Maybe you shouldn't concern yourself with other people and stop being a busy body.

    You're not honestly trying to tell me what to do are you? I'm starting to wonder if you have any friends at all in the "real world".

    Wonder away....time for putt putt with "imaginary" friends. Have a wonderful day trolling the internet arguing with random people.
  • Allison22451
    Allison22451 Posts: 686 Member
    All this talk about douche canoes and *kitten* waffles is getting me hungry... Please pass the syrup.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    Plus I would never accept a FR from the OP after the whole "there should be weight brackets for races" posts.

    I'm just trying to add up how many of my female friends deleted the guy because of his creepy posts. I know it's a few.

    But of course, he's just here for his fiancee...

    huh, i didn't see that, they must be on my troll ignore-user list

    No. They deleted you. Because you creeped them out by constantly hitting on them (in some truly lame ways, I remember reading a few of them). But nice try. Hopefully the fiancee believes it.
  • JaySpice
    JaySpice Posts: 326 Member
    becasue us females are so hot we dont need you men messing with our weighloss and hotness, Duh. :wink:

    best answer so far

    I prefer men messing w my hotness... I certainly don't want any women messing with my hotness.

    That said, I could use some women, or fashion savvy gay men, to help me increase my hotness, to attract men.

    Your bewbs are named hotness?
  • Rae6503
    Rae6503 Posts: 6,294 Member
    So if someone doesn't like you, they are a "troll"? Got it. Although I'm probably now on "ignore". Pretty soon OP will have no one to talk to.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Plus I would never accept a FR from the OP after the whole "there should be weight brackets for races" posts.

    I'm just trying to add up how many of my female friends deleted the guy because of his creepy posts. I know it's a few.

    But of course, he's just here for his fiancee...

    huh, i didn't see that, they must be on my troll ignore-user list

    No. They deleted you. Because you creeped them out by constantly hitting on them (in some truly lame ways, I remember reading a few of them). But nice try. Hopefully the fiancee believes it.

    ^^^^^
    This. Times...infinity.
  • Rae6503
    Rae6503 Posts: 6,294 Member
    I think you guys are getting confused. OP is married. It's an open marriage and his wife is a pathological liar.
  • JaySpice
    JaySpice Posts: 326 Member
    All this talk about douche canoes and *kitten* waffles is getting me hungry... Please pass the syrup.

    Syrup is for the boodie. Syrup and jelly.
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
    becasue us females are so hot we dont need you men messing with our weighloss and hotness, Duh. :wink:

    best answer so far

    I prefer men messing w my hotness... I certainly don't want any women messing with my hotness.

    That said, I could use some women, or fashion savvy gay men, to help me increase my hotness, to attract men.

    to attract men all you have to do is dress your body with bacon instead of clothes.
  • Allison22451
    Allison22451 Posts: 686 Member
    becasue us females are so hot we dont need you men messing with our weighloss and hotness, Duh. :wink:

    best answer so far

    I prefer men messing w my hotness... I certainly don't want any women messing with my hotness.


    Your bewbs are named hotness?

    No, not my boobs... Ick. Gross. My boobs look like a pair of knee-highs with and orange at the bottom. I just meant, overall. My effervescent glow. My positivity. My flair for sarcasm. My savoir faire. My hotness. ;)

    That said, I could use some women, or fashion savvy gay men, to help me increase my hotness, to attract men.
  • Allison22451
    Allison22451 Posts: 686 Member
    All this talk about douche canoes and *kitten* waffles is getting me hungry... Please pass the syrup.

    Syrup is for the boodie. Syrup and jelly.

    *sings loud and outta tune* I don't think you're ready for this jelly!...
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    troll says what?
    you keep using that word...I do not think it means what you think it means
  • Allison22451
    Allison22451 Posts: 686 Member
    becasue us females are so hot we dont need you men messing with our weighloss and hotness, Duh. :wink:

    best answer so far

    I prefer men messing w my hotness... I certainly don't want any women messing with my hotness.

    That said, I could use some women, or fashion savvy gay men, to help me increase my hotness, to attract men.

    to attract men all you have to do is dress your body with bacon instead of clothes.

    True.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    To attract men all you have to do is dress your body with bacon instead of clothes.

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  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    troll says what?
    you keep using that word...I do not think it means what you think it means
    Wait....so you mean trolls aren't just people saying things you don't want to hear?!? I need a new interwebz dictionary.....
  • jennapony
    jennapony Posts: 73 Member
    I accept friend requests from everyone including but I rarely add men myself.

    I simply feel I will have more in common in my journey with another woman than I would with a man and therefore am more inclined to seek out female friends.

    No men added me for a very long time and I only had women on my friends list. The 2/3 weeks when I had my profile picture of me in a bikini is when 90% of my male friends added me. The other 10% were after my post about beer.

    But that is probably just a coincidence

    No insult to any of my guy friends none of you have been a creep in the slightest :wink:
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
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  • jennapony
    jennapony Posts: 73 Member
    troll says what?
    you keep using that word...I do not think it means what you think it means
    Wait....so you mean trolls aren't just people saying things you don't want to hear?!? I need a new interwebz dictionary.....

    Now not to be a know-it-all but if I remember my playschool teachings correctly, a troll is a giant creature that lives under a bridge and tries to eat people and goats:tongue:

    I could be wrong though it's been a long time
  • T_R_A_V
    T_R_A_V Posts: 1,629 Member
    I think its because they are controlled by their other partner...or insecurity

    Honestly they make me laugh....cause they are probably that boring and I dont want them as friend with their closed minded selves.


    On a better note....Where the F#@K is the bacon?
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I think its because they are controlled by their other partner...or insecurity

    Honestly they make me laugh....cause they are probably that boring and I dont want them as friend with their closed minded selves.


    On a better note....Where the F#@K is the bacon?

    Scroll up for bacon bra...
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    So if someone doesn't like you, they are a "troll"? Got it. Although I'm probably now on "ignore". Pretty soon OP will have no one to talk to.
    Personally I think there should be a ticker displaying how people "ignore" you. That's a badge of honor for me.
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
    To attract men all you have to do is dress your body with bacon instead of clothes.

    2337430825_715f1e1c7e_z.jpg?zz=1

    I love this picture :smokin:
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I love this picture :smokin:

    Here is one minus the possible salmonella:

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  • JennaM222
    JennaM222 Posts: 1,996 Member
    becasue us females are so hot we dont need you men messing with our weighloss and hotness, Duh. :wink:
    We're friends which means...I...am...a...girl?

    Binary...clearly nothing I post ever has any truth.

    Besides always knew you were girl..
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