Men- this is why we hate you.

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  • brendansmom1
    brendansmom1 Posts: 530 Member
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    HAHA. Wow I love how this has exploded and turned into something feminist and ridiculous of sorts.. No more joking talks for MFP in the morning, apparently!!!

    Nah, just for one or two of the "I feel the need to over react to every post, attack others, oh and I have no sense of humor" folks.

    The rest of us, well, we like to be light hearted. :)
  • smilingchica
    smilingchica Posts: 279 Member
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    Ahh it's good to be king.

    Haha. I love the days I eat 2700 and am still over a 1k deficit.....

    Plus there's peeing standing up.

    I am MOST jealous of the standing up pee part!

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  • jennylsapia
    jennylsapia Posts: 236 Member
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    With that said...I just want them to experience TOM....ONCE. LOL

    :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:



    YES!!! That would be the best day ever!!!!!

    And yes my fiance is one who can and will eat anything he feels like and still lost weight!! Drives me insane....I am bringing myself to within inches of death everyday with my workouts (thanks 30ds) while he watches me eating little debbie pies and chips and ice cream or whatever he feels like that day. Then when I weigh in a few days later I've lost a pound or so but hes lost 2-3-4 pounds not doing ANYTHING!! ugh drives me insane...
  • cynthiaj777
    cynthiaj777 Posts: 787 Member
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    I completely agree. I often complain of this. My friend lost 30 lbs within a few months while just cutting calories and binge drinking every weekend. It has taken me 2 years to lose 30 lbs :grumble: :grumble: :grumble: and I've given up alcohol.

    NOT FAIR!
  • LindaCWy
    LindaCWy Posts: 463 Member
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    Because women are the stronger of the species. ;)

    case in point; the common cold vs the man cold, also god hates us cause that ***** stole his apple.
  • deksgrl
    deksgrl Posts: 7,237 Member
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    HEY!! I'm offended!! BOOBS are awesome! :bigsmile:

    Yeah, except when they are sore, and the man wants to play.
  • bcampbell54
    bcampbell54 Posts: 932 Member
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    Jeez, I wonder how I got overweight. I had no idea it was that easy for men..
  • angievaughn
    angievaughn Posts: 655 Member
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    My husband was putting on weight when he stopped dipping. So after 3 years of no dipping....he picks it back up again..and within two weeks has lost 8 pounds!! :(
  • nicolemariedwyer
    nicolemariedwyer Posts: 46 Member
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    My husband is the same way!!! He is small built but can eat a whole pizza and not gain a friggin pound!!! I gained two by just eating one piece!!! Sometimes I think I gain weight by looking at food!!
  • raystark
    raystark Posts: 403 Member
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    Ahh it's good to be king.

    Haha. I love the days I eat 2700 and am still over a 1k deficit.....

    +1

    :smokin:
  • m60kaf
    m60kaf Posts: 421 Member
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    HEY!! I'm offended!! BOOBS are awesome! :bigsmile:


    I have some quite awesome bits I wouldn't swap for BOOBS lol
  • momof8munchkins
    momof8munchkins Posts: 1,167 Member
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    Don't forget the bedroom perks. Every woman is like an underground oil reserve...just waiting around to be drilled :blushing:

    You know when people type lol when they just barely smirked? This isn't one of those times. I nearly dropped my ****ing coffee over this. May I use this in the future?

    :happy:
  • _Kitten_Kate
    _Kitten_Kate Posts: 520 Member
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    Ugh! I know what you mean.

    My boyfriend is SO unhealthy. He eats crap. as many calories as he wants and doesn't deliberately exercise. Meanwhile, he's skinny as a rail and I've been at a plateau for nine months now, despite working out like crazy and eating extremely healthy and counting calories. Makes me want to kick him!

    skinny as a rail... doesn't mean healthy.
    He is probably yucky on the insides...

    Go ahead... kick him. ...you'd might be able to out run him.
  • ElleOQuent
    ElleOQuent Posts: 431 Member
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    Ahh it's good to be king.

    you suck Greg

    I love you too Mari :laugh:

    You're just jealous 'cause you want my girlfriend. :tongue:

    Just so you know... I can have your girlfriend any time I want. :devil:

    Truer words have never been spoken. :blushing:
  • wellbert
    wellbert Posts: 3,924 Member
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    Love getting home after a HUGE MEAL, and my wife is completely stuffed and over her calories
    and I pop up MFP and.. Oh hey, I have room for a milkshake left..

    /trollhusband
  • MrDude_1
    MrDude_1 Posts: 2,510 Member
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    Ahh it's good to be king.

    you suck Greg

    I love you too Mari :laugh:

    You're just jealous 'cause you want my girlfriend. :tongue:

    Just so you know... I can have your girlfriend any time I want. :devil:

    Truer words have never been spoken. :blushing:

    I say the same thing to random strangers occasionally too.

    Dont let me drink tequila.
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,829 Member
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    HAHA. Wow I love how this has exploded and turned into something feminist and ridiculous of sorts.. No more joking talks for MFP in the morning, apparently!!!

    NO JOKING ALLOWED EVER.


    Something I want to say to so many people, "It's a joke, not a d!ck, don't take it so hard."

    AAAAAAND I'm probably getting reported for that one.


    Weight issues aside, I'm cool with being a chick. I like being a woman, despite the inconveniences :)
  • mdsjmom98
    mdsjmom98 Posts: 333 Member
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    My son started "cutting back" and exercising just a little more, and lost 30 lbs in 6 weeks. He's 21, 6' and weighed 250. He's gained about 5 lbs back, but I'm sure if he tries even a little he'll lose that and more. Yep, I hate 'em too!!!:sad:
  • _Kitten_Kate
    _Kitten_Kate Posts: 520 Member
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    My husband was putting on weight when he stopped dipping. So after 3 years of no dipping....he picks it back up again..and within two weeks has lost 8 pounds!! :(

    GAG!!
    i'd rather had a chubby non dipper...
    than a skinny dipper....
    LOL

    Ha ha ha I am funny.
  • yherrman
    yherrman Posts: 19
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    Same here! Hubby has lost twice the weight I have and I started first! It's so hard to be supportive when I want to say "I hate you!" instead of "great job honey!". He can see it in my eyes, lol.
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