Why Cats Suck

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  • SinkTheBismarck
    SinkTheBismarck Posts: 133
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    Why you suck: You hate cats

    :P lol!
  • ryall70
    ryall70 Posts: 519 Member
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    I love cats ! Mine does get on my nerves sometimes tho LOL

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  • mzbehaven1
    mzbehaven1 Posts: 55 Member
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    love my kitties...no suck!
  • MinkyMoo13
    MinkyMoo13 Posts: 354 Member
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    my cats are my children, I love cats so much. It actually makes me sad that I can't hug every cat in the world. I'm not even trying to be funny, like, if I see a cat I will chase it saying 'let me love you!'.

    Glad i'm not the only one who does that lol :smile:
  • MinkyMoo13
    MinkyMoo13 Posts: 354 Member
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    That pic cracks me up!
  • KidP
    KidP Posts: 247 Member
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    I used to not care much about cats until my girlfriend moved in & brought 2 along with her. Now i like them. We have good times.
  • trinitylyons01
    trinitylyons01 Posts: 126 Member
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    Kittens are ok. But cats. Ugh. No me gusta.

    It's like they just sit there all day and say "screw you, I'm a cat, I do what I want." I'm SO much more a dog person :)

    EXACTLY what she said! I get enough ungratefulness from my children. I do NOT need another mouth to feed and body to take care of that feels it's superior to me. :grumble:
  • DonnaRe2012
    DonnaRe2012 Posts: 298 Member
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    DonnaRe2012 Posts: 298 Member
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    Crap, you can't see the caption: "Putting on my thinking cat". :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • DonnaRe2012
    DonnaRe2012 Posts: 298 Member
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    That's funny
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 749 Member
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    A tiger would kick your dog's *kitten*. That is all.
  • Myndi73
    Myndi73 Posts: 270
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    Why you suck: You hate cats

    ^^^^This!
  • amysj303
    amysj303 Posts: 5,086 Member
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    I love my cat...she has such a great personality. She even "blesses me" when I sneeze. Or that's what I tell myself she is doing! Maybe its a sound of annoyance since I sneeze so damn loud. I talk to her and for her but so does the rest of my fam. She probably thinks we're all bat-*kitten* crazy!
    My cat does that too!
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
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    I've never seen a cat fetch me a pheasant or duck. Or fight off an intruder to protect their owner. That is why cats suck.

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    Actually, my cat will attack if you come into my apartment without me or my son there to protect you. He has a reputation at our apartment complex. Everyone in the office knows to beware of the mean cat.
  • weighlossforbaby
    weighlossforbaby Posts: 847 Member
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    I have a cat named Paul!
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
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    They poop in a box in the house.

    ...and then after digging around in said box with their paws, they proceed to walk all over the counter tops and sleep on babies faces. Poo paws gettin all up ins.
    They don't do any tricks or come when called. When someone breaks into the house, they don't attack the intruder or make a peep to alert anyone that a stranger is in the house.
    The only time I've let a stinky cat curl up in my lap, someone tried to break into the house and kick down the door. Know what the stupid cat did? It jumped on my face and clawed its way down my chest, scared.

    And they certainly don't make good jogging buddies. Unless you have a sparkly piece of string hanging out of your back pocket.

    Please look up "toxoplasmosis" if you're not convinced that they do indeed suck.

    My cat does come when he's called and doesn't sleep on anyones face.

    He makes a very good watch cat. Nobody is going to sneak into my apartment without me knowing it because my cat heads straight for the door and is always on the alert. He is a Dr. Jekyl/Mr. Hyde cat. He will act all nice and friendly and let you pet him then he will attack.

    My cat isn't allowed to get on the counter.

    He's my shadow and every time I walk somewhere around the apartment, he always follows me. I haven't tried jogging around the room so I don't know if he would still follow if I jogged or not though. :laugh:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
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    Kittens are ok. But cats. Ugh. No me gusta.

    It's like they just sit there all day and say "screw you, I'm a cat, I do what I want." I'm SO much more a dog person :)

    cats rule and dogs DROOL


    My cat drools when he is happy!

    My cat drools when I pet him under his chin.
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
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    My very, very favorite.

    Cat Haiku

    You never feed me.
    Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
    That will show you.

    You must scratch me there!
    Yes, above my tail! Behold,
    elevator butt.

    I need a new toy.
    Tail of black dog keeps good time.
    Pounce! good dog! good dog!

    The rule for today.
    Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
    New rule tomorrow.

    In deep sleep hear sound
    Cat vomit hairball somewhere.
    Will find in morning.

    Grace personified
    I leap into the window
    I meant to do that

    Blur of motion, then-
    Silence, me, a paper bag
    What is so funny?

    The mighty hunter
    Returns with gifts of plump birds
    Your foot just squashed one.

    You're always typing
    Well, let's see you ignore my
    Sitting on your hands.

    My small cardboard box
    You cannot see me if I
    Can just hide my head.

    Terrible battle
    I fought for hours. Come and see!
    What's a "term paper"?

    Kitty likes plastic
    Confuses for litter box
    Don't leave tarp around

    Small brave carnivores
    Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
    Fear vacuum cleaner

    Want to trim my claws
    Don't even think about it!
    My yelps will wake the dead

    I want to be close
    To you. Can I fit my head
    inside your armpit?

    Wanna go outside.
    Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
    Let me back inside!

    Oh no! Big One
    has been trapped by newspaper.
    Cat to the rescue!

    Humans are so strange.
    Mine lies still in the bed, then screams!
    My claws aren't that sharp....

    Cats meow out of angst
    "Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
    We could break so much"

    Litter box not there
    You must have moved it again
    I'll crap in the sink

    The Big Ones snore now
    Every room is dark and cold
    time for "Cup Hockey"

    We're almost equals
    I purr to show I love you
    Want to smell my butt.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Love that!
  • UrbanRunner81
    UrbanRunner81 Posts: 1,207 Member
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    I love my cats....

    I love my dog...

    they co-exist and they are all pretty awesome. The dog is a little psycho though.
  • JennieAL
    JennieAL Posts: 1,726 Member
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    I have a cat named Paul!

    That is awesome. I have 3 girl cats, and I've always said if I ever get a boy his name will be Richard :)

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