Why Cats Suck

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  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 749 Member
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    A tiger would kick your dog's *kitten*. That is all.

    Some dogs breeds are big too :tongue:

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    Well played! BUT- I'd still put my money on the tiger! :wink:
  • Nopedotjpeg
    Nopedotjpeg Posts: 1,806 Member
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    Because they're not dogs.

    Oh and they always try to show you their *kitten*. Always.
  • RahBuhBuh
    RahBuhBuh Posts: 585 Member
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    Because they're not dogs.

    Oh and they always try to show you their *kitten*. Always.

    ^^^Both of these
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,267 Member
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  • Cat_from_Chicago
    Cat_from_Chicago Posts: 95 Member
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    this Cat totally rocks!!!
  • _Bob_
    _Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member
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    A tiger would kick your dog's *kitten*. That is all.

    Some dogs breeds are big too :tongue:

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    worlds_biggest_dog.jpg

    largestdog.jpg

    IrishWolfhoundFrankBrendan.JPG

    Well played! BUT- I'd still put my money on the tiger! :wink:

    yeah but tigers don't make good pets, and they always play too hard, always.

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    Except Tony he's alright but they're still *kitten* :bigsmile:

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  • Tani_LT
    Tani_LT Posts: 15 Member
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    Kittens are ok. But cats. Ugh. No me gusta.

    It's like they just sit there all day and say "screw you, I'm a cat, I do what I want." I'm SO much more a dog person :)

    cats rule and dogs DROOL

    They drool because they're SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU!!! The cat doesn't give a *kitten* if you're there or not as long as it gets fed lol


    Not true. Mine always comes to the door and starts to meow when my husband comes home. And she comes to bed when we do so she can cuddle with us.
  • _Bob_
    _Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member
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    A tiger would kick your dog's *kitten*. That is all.

    Some dogs breeds are big too :tongue:

    huge_dog_at_vets1.jpg

    worlds_biggest_dog.jpg

    largestdog.jpg

    IrishWolfhoundFrankBrendan.JPG

    Well played! BUT- I'd still put my money on the tiger! :wink:

    tigers don't always end up on top

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    and well... dogs have bested tigers in other ways too...

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  • iCACTUS
    iCACTUS Posts: 113
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    I am and always will be a cat person.

    Dogs are far too needy. They are also loud, need to be disciplined/trained
    in order to learn to be calm and are constantly up your *kitten* 24/7. No thanks.

    Cats on the other hand...

    You scoop the poop, feed 'em, love 'em and they are happy.
    They are naturally "chill" and independent, and as such, they
    require so little in comparison to dogs.

    If I want a needy pet I'll just have children someday. ;P
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 749 Member
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    A tiger would kick your dog's *kitten*. That is all.

    Some dogs breeds are big too :tongue:

    huge_dog_at_vets1.jpg

    worlds_biggest_dog.jpg

    largestdog.jpg

    IrishWolfhoundFrankBrendan.JPG

    Well played! BUT- I'd still put my money on the tiger! :wink:

    tigers don't always end up on top

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    and well... dogs have bested tigers in other ways too...

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,611 Member
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    Why Cats Suck

    Cats suck because they poop in my garden and then bury it like small but very stinky bombs and when I am digging they go off and make me heave.

    Why can't the poop in their own gardens??

    Otherwise I quite like them.

    What is wrong with free fertilizer?
  • _Bob_
    _Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member
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  • crazytreelady
    crazytreelady Posts: 752 Member
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    I don't really think any domesticated animals sucks.... If I had it my way... My house would look like a jungle or forest hahaha.
  • Teapotdomescam
    Teapotdomescam Posts: 163
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    Because they pee on the bathroom floor even though the litter box is within easy access :(
  • Karalopolous
    Karalopolous Posts: 574
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    My cat wears a tie, how can you not like an animal that wears a tie?
  • Kennkaru
    Kennkaru Posts: 210 Member
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    "Beware of people who dislike cats" -Irish proverb
  • garlic7girl
    garlic7girl Posts: 2,234 Member
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    Do you really want to pick that fight???
  • ElizaRoche
    ElizaRoche Posts: 2,005 Member
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    cats suck cause they dont welcome you when u get home as dogs do.. they ignore you.

    cats suck cause they think they are the king of the house

    cats suck cause they are boring to play with

    cats suck cause you cant take them for a walk

    cats suck cause they cant work as a K-9

    cats suck cause they cant discover cancer

    cats suck cause they cant help find bodies in natural disasters....

    etc etc etc :tongue:
  • trooper605
    trooper605 Posts: 31 Member
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    Cats are great....especially with a side of rice and some wonton soup!
  • prettytothinkso
    prettytothinkso Posts: 290
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    ...because they (any, and all, neighborhood cats) decided my front yard was the best litter box ever? And every time we ventured outside, or opened any window in the house, we were bombarded with the stench?

    And that one time my husband went into our shed to get the pool chemicals and that stray decided to attack him and he had to take a week off of work because of the infection he got? lol

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