Why Cats Suck
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I hate cats... Iwasaki walking one day around the block and as I turned the corner a cat flew out of the bush and attacked me!0
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OMG.......Hilarious!!!!!!0
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There is nothing not to love about my midget cat
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Actually I don't think they have the ability to suck, due to how their mouths are constructed.
Oh, trust me, they do! I nursed (with the help of a bottle, sillies!) 4 little orphans found in my shed. Those babes would lay on their backs and try to "hold" the bottle just like my real babies did... Problem is...they thought I was "mama" and were the most spoiled little things!
I love cats! Generally, (with the exception of the afore-mentioned orphans) cats are independent and not overly "needy". A lot like me... :laugh:
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I've got 2 dogs and a cat. I'm definitely more of a dog person, but I absolutely love my cat. He snuggles with me when we go up to bed, spoons with me, kisses my face. He's 2 and a half now, but before he f*cking hated me, he'd attack my head, feet, anything - whenever. You'd be sitting there all nice, petting him and he'd purr. Then the next second his ears would perk up, cheeks would puff out and his claws and teeth would be embedded in my head. One time it was so bad that my fiance had to stop and literally pry him off of my face - I still have a scar from that one.0
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Chalk up another vote for hate domestic house cats. Basically a useless species.
On the farm we would keep a couple feral cats for mousing purposes but every year we would have to shoot a pile of them as they are prolific breeders. We didn't want/need 12-20 cats on the property. Three or four were enough.
Fox however love cat and we did have some awesome fox hunting around the farm.
ever heard of spaying or neutering? My two domestic indoor/outdoor cats solved my neighbor's mice problem, kill every snake in the neighborhood AND make sure no bugs live to tell a tale. Both cats are fixed and my boy cat is even de-clawed. He still climbs trees and can kill the snakes just as well as my 13 yr old with her claws.0 -
this sounds like how my cat was... till I got him fixed lolI've got 2 dogs and a cat. I'm definitely more of a dog person, but I absolutely love my cat. He snuggles with me when we go up to bed, spoons with me, kisses my face. He's 2 and a half now, but before he f*cking hated me, he'd attack my head, feet, anything - whenever. You'd be sitting there all nice, petting him and he'd purr. Then the next second his ears would perk up, cheeks would puff out and his claws and teeth would be embedded in my head. One time it was so bad that my fiance had to stop and literally pry him off of my face - I still have a scar from that one.0 -
Cats suck because you have to go through 10 of them to get one you like. Now a dog? Raise it like you like them and you'll like therm. You kinda have to hope and pray with a cat.0
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this sounds like how my cat was... till I got him fixed lolI've got 2 dogs and a cat. I'm definitely more of a dog person, but I absolutely love my cat. He snuggles with me when we go up to bed, spoons with me, kisses my face. He's 2 and a half now, but before he f*cking hated me, he'd attack my head, feet, anything - whenever. You'd be sitting there all nice, petting him and he'd purr. Then the next second his ears would perk up, cheeks would puff out and his claws and teeth would be embedded in my head. One time it was so bad that my fiance had to stop and literally pry him off of my face - I still have a scar from that one.
Yeah, he isn't fixed lol0 -
Chalk up another vote for hate domestic house cats. Basically a useless species.
On the farm we would keep a couple feral cats for mousing purposes but every year we would have to shoot a pile of them as they are prolific breeders. We didn't want/need 12-20 cats on the property. Three or four were enough.
Fox however love cat and we did have some awesome fox hunting around the farm.
ever heard of spaying or neutering? My two domestic indoor/outdoor cats solved my neighbor's mice problem, kill every snake in the neighborhood AND make sure no bugs live to tell a tale. Both cats are fixed and my boy cat is even de-clawed. He still climbs trees and can kill the snakes just as well as my 13 yr old with her claws.
This. It sounds like a fail on your part. Because you chose not to fix them you had to kill piles of them? I really don't get some people.0 -
A tiger would kick your dog's *kitten*. That is all.
Some dogs breeds are big too
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Max is going to be so happy this thread is so long.0
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A tiger would kick your dog's *kitten*. That is all.
Some dogs breeds are big too
I really want an Irish Wolfhound.0 -
I love my 2 kitties but my boy pees EVERYWHERE but the little box. He did good for 8-9 years but the past year or 2 he started peeing around the box. At least he doesn't do it on the carpeting. Maybe it's just his old age setting in
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Actually I don't think they have the ability to suck, due to how their mouths are constructed.
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Cats suck after they are born, same as most mammals. Some, like siamese, suck on fabric when they get older - perhaps due to leaving mom too soon.
And this.0 -
I love my cat.0
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Holy crapola. o.O0 -
A tiger would kick your dog's *kitten*. That is all.
Some dogs breeds are big too
I really want an Irish Wolfhound.
Yeah their fun, wait.... were not friends anymore.....wtf0 -
A tiger would kick your dog's *kitten*. That is all.
Some dogs breeds are big too
I really want an Irish Wolfhound.
Yeah their fun, wait.... were not friends anymore.....wtf
I'm so confused...0 -
Who's got two thumbs and is violently allergic to cats?
THIS GUY!!!0 -
They poop in a box in the house.
Mine don't, they go outside. Cats RULE!0 -
LOL!
Cats are so amazing! I have two, Uku and Lele, they're brothers. They make me laugh everyday, they have crazy ninja skillz, and they cuddle all the time.
..One of them is beside me right now, sleeping on the coffee table and drooling hahahahhahaha :laugh: 0 -
Why Cats Suck
Cats suck because they poop in my garden and then bury it like small but very stinky bombs and when I am digging they go off and make me heave.
Why can't the poop in their own gardens??
Otherwise I quite like them.0 -
I have a cat named Paul!
That is awesome. I have 3 girl cats, and I've always said if I ever get a boy his name will be Richard
My little girl cat's name is Nyxon but I have this one friend who likes to call her Richard 0 -
but the most convincing argument. if my daughter annoys a cat it scratches her (it's happened) the can hold my dogs eyelids open and poke her eye and there still buds.
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Not threaten, warn. If a person can't take care of their cat/dog and it is on our property causing damage we have every legal right to solve the problem ourselves.
I still haven't decided if you are a great troll or just an *kitten*.
AN IGNORANT REDNECK IS MORE LIKE IT. Sorry but after reading all his former posts, an *kitten* would actually come across more educated than this guy.0 -
Not threaten, warn. If a person can't take care of their cat/dog and it is on our property causing damage we have every legal right to solve the problem ourselves.
I still haven't decided if you are a great troll or just an *kitten*.
*kitten* would be the correct answer. If you ever want to leave the safety of your concrete jungle and come to the country to see how the real world is. Let me know, I will be happy to show you what happens in the real world.
Doorki. Come to Aus. We have killer snakes.
Haha I live in the middle of Texas...we have killer snakes too! But they're probably not as big of an issue here...
I live in suburbia right now but spent a fair amount of time living on a farm in Germany, rural North Carolina and in Colorado. I have seen how the "real world" lives but you seem to take a fair amount of glee in talking about killing small animals. Psychologists have said something about that......
I'd love to go to Austrailia and it does appear that everything on that continent wants to kill you lol.
Don't you just love how people make such assumptions?0 -
I have a cat named Paul!
That is awesome. I have 3 girl cats, and I've always said if I ever get a boy his name will be Richard
My little girl cat's name is Nyxon but I have this one friend who likes to call her Richard
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