Why Cats Suck
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As much as I don't like cats and would probably never own one (my old roommate had 2 and they drove me crazy), the animal rescue organization I volunteer for has a whole "bottle baby" center where they bottle feed kittens that are too little for regular food and have been separated from the mother...and OMG. There is almost nothing cuter than bottle feeding some tiny little kittens (and puppies).
Love bottle babies and their tiny paws...0 -
Chalk up another vote for hate domestic house cats. Basically a useless species.
On the farm we would keep a couple feral cats for mousing purposes but every year we would have to shoot a pile of them as they are prolific breeders. We didn't want/need 12-20 cats on the property. Three or four were enough.
Fox however love cat and we did have some awesome fox hunting around the farm.0 -
They are really, really dumb!!! They are like that toy you look at a few years later and say, "why did I buy that".0
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EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture...Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.
DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was... Not working according to plan.
DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still LODGED between my teeth.
DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event, however, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and he speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my activities. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...0 -
because they pee on my **** (bed, clothes, rug, etc.) even though i don't OWN cat. it's my renter's/roommate's cat....0
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As much as I don't like cats and would probably never own one (my old roommate had 2 and they drove me crazy), the animal rescue organization I volunteer for has a whole "bottle baby" center where they bottle feed kittens that are too little for regular food and have been separated from the mother...and OMG. There is almost nothing cuter than bottle feeding some tiny little kittens (and puppies).
Love bottle babies and their tiny paws...
Oh God I know...they're just SO TINY. It's like they don't even know they're alive! They're pretty damn cute.0 -
EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture...Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.
DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was... Not working according to plan.
DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still LODGED between my teeth.
DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event, however, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and he speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my activities. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...
Hahahahaha read this the other day, love it!0 -
I love my two kitties! Although one of them looks like she wants to kill me at times..... :ohwell:0
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http://www.feralcat.com/sarah3.html
A great example of why domestic cats gone feral suck. 60 million estimated here in the US. They are highly destructive to the environment.
http://www.animallaw.info/articles/ddusferalcats.htm
Another article on the topic.0 -
Lmao holy crap. Now that was freaking funny.Everytime you masterbate god kills a kitten, that is WHY I masterbate.0 -
This thread sucks, not the cats!
I have a cat
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As much as I don't like cats and would probably never own one (my old roommate had 2 and they drove me crazy), the animal rescue organization I volunteer for has a whole "bottle baby" center where they bottle feed kittens that are too little for regular food and have been separated from the mother...and OMG. There is almost nothing cuter than bottle feeding some tiny little kittens (and puppies).
Love bottle babies and their tiny paws...
Oh God I know...they're just SO TINY. It's like they don't even know they're alive! They're pretty damn cute.
My favorite is when they drink so furiously that their little ears twitch.... ut oh...i need a kitten fix.0 -
I love cats ! Mine does get on my nerves sometimes tho LOL
^^ THIS ^^
Dogs are man's best friends. Cats allow you to 'serve' them.0 -
Everytime you masterbate god kills a kitten, that is WHY I masterbate.
umm..whatever gets the job done for you I guess?..0 -
ROTFLMAO!! HA ha ha ha
Ok wasn't going to add my sarcastic response (as I own a cat for ****s sake and he would know I said it) And we own a dog, the dog just hasn't eaten him yet. And the cat prob thinks he owns us right?
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After my stupid dog dies I will only have cats! Cats = awesomeness! Why you ask?
I can go out of town without having to find somewhere for my cat to stay. I just put her outside, open up a bag of cat food, and she's there when I get back. My dog would surely perish because he needs our love and affection to validate him.
Cats destroy things with their claws. Although my cat is not declawed because she doesn't tear up, they can be. It's kind of in bad taste to de-teeth a dog. My dog has cost me shoes, baseboards, carpet, kids barbie dolls, panties...the list goes on.
My cat food for 1 month = $4 My dog food 1 month = $30
My cat never goes to the vet and just lives...11 years so far. My dog always has to go for something, and he acts a donkey the whole time we're there.
My cat never stinks, my dog always does and bathing him is pain in the a**.
My cat knows how to cross the street. My dog would surely perish.
I could go on...0 -
Chalk up another vote for hate domestic house cats. Basically a useless species.
On the farm we would keep a couple feral cats for mousing purposes but every year we would have to shoot a pile of them as they are prolific breeders. We didn't want/need 12-20 cats on the property. Three or four were enough.
Fox however love cat and we did have some awesome fox hunting around the farm.
Why didn't you just get them fixed so they couldn't breed?0 -
I love cats ! Mine does get on my nerves sometimes tho LOL
Haha so true!!! But that's why I love cats, they're clever and you gotta work for their attention haha. Although my kitty greets me
By the way, the cat in the bottom picture looks like my one! Sooo cute!!!0 -
I married two cats. Rhino and Flicka. I understand the appeal. I see how they bond with my daughters and wife. But.....
the litter box, the peeing and yorked-up hairballs or partially digested cat-kibble on carpets, bed, furniture, drapes, etc, the caterwalling, and the fundamental uselessness (at least the dog is a sort of security system) all convince me that were I on my own, there would be no cats.
Cats don't suck. Having a cat sucks.0 -
EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture...Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.
DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was... Not working according to plan.
DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still LODGED between my teeth.
DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event, however, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and he speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my activities. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...
Again I say....:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Booohahahaha0
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