Why Cats Suck
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O-M-G I just cracked up in my quiet *kitten* office HILARIOUS!!
Me too. My co-worker just asked me to be quiet.0 -
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Coyotes *looooove* cats.0
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My cat gives me a hug every day when I come home from work. No lie. He jumps into my arms, put his arms around my neck and hugs. Tell me he isn't glad I'm around. Haha. He's also a Maine Coon so he walks to the beat of a different drummer.0
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because you have to clean thier litter boxes. :grumble: ( said after cleaning 4 boxes last eve. ) And because they like to lick your face when you are trying to sleep. Otherwise feline furrbabies rock!!! :bigsmile:0
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Hahahah YESSSS!0 -
my cats are my children, I love cats so much. It actually makes me sad that I can't hug every cat in the world. I'm not even trying to be funny, like, if I see a cat I will chase it saying 'let me love you!'.
Yeah, that sounds like my kids. I tell them all the time that if they ignore the cat then she will come to them. Cats play mind games. You have to know how to play back.0 -
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My cat, Finn, actually waits by the front window for me to come home from work, and when he sees me coming up the steps, he runs to the front door and paws at the window next to it meowing until I open the door. AND, I am not the one who feeds him or cleans his litter box, so I'm not just a food dispenser/maid. He also sleeps under the covers with me at night. He loves me ridiculously. And I love him ridiculously, too.
Fince Faughn takes a nap by Mrs. V and Me, on Flickr
I should say I am also a fan of dogs... and rats.0 -
The will use the litterbox, but keep just a little piece of poop hanging on. Then just as you get into a hamstring stretch put their butt in your face.0
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Actually I don't think they have the ability to suck, due to how their mouths are constructed.
All mammals have the ability to suck, but kitties are cute, and I am loving these pictures.0 -
Love one of my cats, the other is a pain in the *kitten*. Good one is a huge tabby that thinks he is a dog. Even runs to the door when food is delivered. The other cat is fat, which is odd because he pukes all of his food up every 3-5 days and tries to knock me over when he is hungry. He will knock me over soon because he is getting so big.0
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I love my cat...she has such a great personality. She even "blesses me" when I sneeze. Or that's what I tell myself she is doing! Maybe its a sound of annoyance since I sneeze so damn loud. I talk to her and for her but so does the rest of my fam. She probably thinks we're all bat-*kitten* crazy!
One of mine "blesses" us when we sneeze...miaows every time someone sneezes then goes up and gives them a love.
He also plays fetch, bringing it back more reliably than any dog I've owned.
Oh and he sucks too...anything furry gets a good suckling as he kneads.0 -
the way things are headed I am right on track to become a crazy cat lady...i've already got my first cat of the collection.0
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My cat gives me a hug every day when I come home from work. No lie. He jumps into my arms, put his arms around my neck and hugs. Tell me he isn't glad I'm around. Haha. He's also a Maine Coon so he walks to the beat of a different drummer.
MAINE COONS!! My best friend's kitty is a maine coon...he is the one that licks my face when I am sleeping..and also kneads on my neck with his paws. lol. :smooched: They are THE friendliest kitties..... your kittie SO reminds me of precious, he does that too... puts his paws up and hugs and cuddles. But holy Buckets.... heavy as lead. LOL..
One of mine is what we think is a norweigan forest cat...remind me a bit of maine coons... named Zeppelin. He is my vampire kitty..lol.. cuz he will lick you to peices, and love bite your hand. He also is all black and when he yawns his little white fangz show, so he looks like it too.
We caught him sleeping in a halloween bowl a few years ago! It was hysterical! 0 -
Well, this isn't why cats suck... but it's cat related and awesome!!
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Oh and he sucks too...anything furry gets a good suckling as he kneads.
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As much as I don't like cats and would probably never own one (my old roommate had 2 and they drove me crazy), the animal rescue organization I volunteer for has a whole "bottle baby" center where they bottle feed kittens that are too little for regular food and have been separated from the mother...and OMG. There is almost nothing cuter than bottle feeding some tiny little kittens (and puppies).
Edited to say if ever I had to have a cat (like if the bf wanted one or something) I'd only agree to some really big awesome cat like a Maine Coon or something. This girl I went to high school with has a domesticated Asian Leopard cat, and it's pretty cool, but no regular house cat for me.0 -
Stop I LOVE cats!0
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As much as I don't like cats and would probably never own one (my old roommate had 2 and they drove me crazy), the animal rescue organization I volunteer for has a whole "bottle baby" center where they bottle feed kittens that are too little for regular food and have been separated from the mother...and OMG. There is almost nothing cuter than bottle feeding some tiny little kittens (and puppies).
Love bottle babies and their tiny paws...0 -
Chalk up another vote for hate domestic house cats. Basically a useless species.
On the farm we would keep a couple feral cats for mousing purposes but every year we would have to shoot a pile of them as they are prolific breeders. We didn't want/need 12-20 cats on the property. Three or four were enough.
Fox however love cat and we did have some awesome fox hunting around the farm.0 -
They are really, really dumb!!! They are like that toy you look at a few years later and say, "why did I buy that".0
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EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture...Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.
DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was... Not working according to plan.
DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still LODGED between my teeth.
DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event, however, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and he speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my activities. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...0 -
because they pee on my **** (bed, clothes, rug, etc.) even though i don't OWN cat. it's my renter's/roommate's cat....0
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As much as I don't like cats and would probably never own one (my old roommate had 2 and they drove me crazy), the animal rescue organization I volunteer for has a whole "bottle baby" center where they bottle feed kittens that are too little for regular food and have been separated from the mother...and OMG. There is almost nothing cuter than bottle feeding some tiny little kittens (and puppies).
Love bottle babies and their tiny paws...
Oh God I know...they're just SO TINY. It's like they don't even know they're alive! They're pretty damn cute.0 -
EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture...Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.
DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was... Not working according to plan.
DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still LODGED between my teeth.
DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event, however, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and he speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my activities. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...
Hahahahaha read this the other day, love it!0 -
I love my two kitties! Although one of them looks like she wants to kill me at times..... :ohwell:0
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http://www.feralcat.com/sarah3.html
A great example of why domestic cats gone feral suck. 60 million estimated here in the US. They are highly destructive to the environment.
http://www.animallaw.info/articles/ddusferalcats.htm
Another article on the topic.0 -
Lmao holy crap. Now that was freaking funny.Everytime you masterbate god kills a kitten, that is WHY I masterbate.0
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