Why Cats Suck

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  • _Bob_
    _Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member
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    A tiger would kick your dog's *kitten*. That is all.

    Some dogs breeds are big too :tongue:

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  • ceebs9
    ceebs9 Posts: 511 Member
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    Max is going to be so happy this thread is so long.
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,849 Member
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    A tiger would kick your dog's *kitten*. That is all.

    Some dogs breeds are big too :tongue:


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    I really want an Irish Wolfhound.
  • demonNIИ
    demonNIИ Posts: 187
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    I love my 2 kitties but my boy pees EVERYWHERE but the little box. He did good for 8-9 years but the past year or 2 he started peeing around the box. At least he doesn't do it on the carpeting. Maybe it's just his old age setting in :(
  • InnerFatGirl
    InnerFatGirl Posts: 2,687 Member
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    Actually I don't think they have the ability to suck, due to how their mouths are constructed.

    Love this.
  • InnerFatGirl
    InnerFatGirl Posts: 2,687 Member
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    Cats suck after they are born, same as most mammals. Some, like siamese, suck on fabric when they get older - perhaps due to leaving mom too soon.

    And this.
  • InnerFatGirl
    InnerFatGirl Posts: 2,687 Member
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    I love my cat.
  • alias1001
    alias1001 Posts: 634 Member
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    Holy crapola. o.O
  • _Bob_
    _Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member
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    A tiger would kick your dog's *kitten*. That is all.

    Some dogs breeds are big too :tongue:


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    I really want an Irish Wolfhound.

    Yeah their fun, wait.... were not friends anymore.....wtf
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,849 Member
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    A tiger would kick your dog's *kitten*. That is all.

    Some dogs breeds are big too :tongue:


    IrishWolfhoundFrankBrendan.JPG

    I really want an Irish Wolfhound.

    Yeah their fun, wait.... were not friends anymore.....wtf

    I'm so confused...
  • dmpizza
    dmpizza Posts: 3,321 Member
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    Who's got two thumbs and is violently allergic to cats?
    THIS GUY!!!
  • LillyMosley
    LillyMosley Posts: 166
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    They poop in a box in the house.

    Mine don't, they go outside. Cats RULE!
  • lovelee79
    lovelee79 Posts: 362
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    LOL!
    Cats are so amazing! I have two, Uku and Lele, they're brothers. They make me laugh everyday, they have crazy ninja skillz, and they cuddle all the time. :heart: ..One of them is beside me right now, sleeping on the coffee table and drooling hahahahhahaha :laugh:
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
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    Why Cats Suck

    Cats suck because they poop in my garden and then bury it like small but very stinky bombs and when I am digging they go off and make me heave.

    Why can't the poop in their own gardens??

    Otherwise I quite like them.
  • Blueberry09
    Blueberry09 Posts: 821 Member
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    I have a cat named Paul!

    That is awesome. I have 3 girl cats, and I've always said if I ever get a boy his name will be Richard :)

    My little girl cat's name is Nyxon but I have this one friend who likes to call her Richard :)
  • _Bob_
    _Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member
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    but the most convincing argument. if my daughter annoys a cat it scratches her (it's happened) the can hold my dogs eyelids open and poke her eye and there still buds.

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  • Geminieve24
    Geminieve24 Posts: 364 Member
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    Not threaten, warn. If a person can't take care of their cat/dog and it is on our property causing damage we have every legal right to solve the problem ourselves.

    I still haven't decided if you are a great troll or just an *kitten*.

    AN IGNORANT REDNECK IS MORE LIKE IT. Sorry but after reading all his former posts, an *kitten* would actually come across more educated than this guy.
  • Geminieve24
    Geminieve24 Posts: 364 Member
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    Not threaten, warn. If a person can't take care of their cat/dog and it is on our property causing damage we have every legal right to solve the problem ourselves.

    I still haven't decided if you are a great troll or just an *kitten*.

    *kitten* would be the correct answer. If you ever want to leave the safety of your concrete jungle and come to the country to see how the real world is. Let me know, I will be happy to show you what happens in the real world.

    Doorki. Come to Aus. We have killer snakes.

    Haha I live in the middle of Texas...we have killer snakes too! But they're probably not as big of an issue here...

    I live in suburbia right now but spent a fair amount of time living on a farm in Germany, rural North Carolina and in Colorado. I have seen how the "real world" lives but you seem to take a fair amount of glee in talking about killing small animals. Psychologists have said something about that......

    I'd love to go to Austrailia and it does appear that everything on that continent wants to kill you lol.

    Don't you just love how people make such assumptions?
  • JennieAL
    JennieAL Posts: 1,726 Member
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    I have a cat named Paul!

    That is awesome. I have 3 girl cats, and I've always said if I ever get a boy his name will be Richard :)

    My little girl cat's name is Nyxon but I have this one friend who likes to call her Richard :)

    :laugh:
  • plzlbsbegone
    plzlbsbegone Posts: 233
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    cats are @ssholes!

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