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  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,887 Member
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    Do these pants make my butt look big?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Do these pants make my butt look big?

    No, but your big butt makes your pants look too tight.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,887 Member
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    Do these pants make my butt look big?

    No, but your big butt makes your pants look too tight.
    We must be talking about different pants. These are actually about a size too big.
  • ShanR77
    ShanR77 Posts: 287 Member
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    what do i say to the stalker at the gym , she annoys the crap out of me.. ive been pretty blut before about not interupting me or using my time but she does anyhow

    Heck, I can answer that one for you: next time she tries, either fart as loud as you can, or plant a giant kiss on the closest guy.

    ~thumbs up!!~
  • Jmstill300
    Jmstill300 Posts: 239 Member
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    Will I eventuallly find a guy who loves me and respects my decision to wait to be intimate until I am married?

    You will find him and you will get engaged, but you wont love him and eventually you will divorce him.
    Hey that's what I did (except it was his decision to wait, not mine)



    How do I get the meatheads and college boys at the gym to ogle me doing free weights?
    Do I need to wear pheromones of some kind?

    They don't ogle you? Wow! Idiots! :)
  • NSQuintana
    NSQuintana Posts: 207
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    Do these pants make my butt look big?

    No, but your big butt makes your pants look too tight.

    :laugh:
  • katmix
    katmix Posts: 296 Member
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    Will I eventuallly find a guy who loves me and respects my decision to wait to be intimate until I am married?

    I know the answer to this one (drumroll, please)...YES! Have been married almost 26 years to the honey who waited until marriage for me...

    On the flip side...I would be particular about the places you hang out - as to the sort of guys you end up meeting (my .02)
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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    How old is too old to wear ponytails/pigtails(unless, of course, one is a pony or a pig)?

    If you're in shape, you're never too old, but if you're fat or have gray hair....

    What if I am great?
  • im_blessed
    im_blessed Posts: 74 Member
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  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    How old is too old to wear ponytails/pigtails(unless, of course, one is a pony or a pig)?

    If you're in shape, you're never too old, but if you're fat or have gray hair....

    What if I am great?

    That does not compute
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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    How old is too old to wear ponytails/pigtails(unless, of course, one is a pony or a pig)?

    If you're in shape, you're never too old, but if you're fat or have gray hair....

    What if I am great?

    That does not compute

    what if I am a cowgirl?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    To the 16 PM questions I have received I have answered11 of them and should have the others complete soon as they require deep concentration.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    How old is too old to wear ponytails/pigtails(unless, of course, one is a pony or a pig)?

    If you're in shape, you're never too old, but if you're fat or have gray hair....

    What if I am great?

    That does not compute

    what if I am a cowgirl?

    dont get too big for your britches
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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    How old is too old to wear ponytails/pigtails(unless, of course, one is a pony or a pig)?

    If you're in shape, you're never too old, but if you're fat or have gray hair....

    What if I am great?

    That does not compute

    what if I am a cowgirl?

    dont get too big for your britches

    don't make me come over there with my spurs on...
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    How old is too old to wear ponytails/pigtails(unless, of course, one is a pony or a pig)?

    If you're in shape, you're never too old, but if you're fat or have gray hair....

    What if I am great?

    That does not compute

    what if I am a cowgirl?

    dont get too big for your britches

    don't make me come over there with my spurs on...

    Cowboys or cowgirls do not scare me, as I am an Eagle who can soar above it.

    Fly Eagles Fly.....(Let's see who understands this)
  • JoolieW68
    JoolieW68 Posts: 1,879 Member
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    Why did I have to lose weight in my boobs and not my butt?
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,887 Member
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    This will test your powers...

    How much do I weigh?

    And why can't I donate some of my boobs, which I did NOT lose, to Juwaack68?

    Oh, and WHY didn't I lose my boobs?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Why did I have to lose weight in my boobs and not my butt?

    Because you had too much fat in your boobs, where as your butt has muscles from your night job.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    This will test your powers...

    How much do I weigh?

    And why can't I donate some of my boobs, which I did NOT lose, to Juwaack68?

    You weigh 159.8...also, you can donate some of your boobs, but I think it would be very painful....also this donation is nto allowed under current IRS laws.
  • Abalicious11
    Abalicious11 Posts: 48
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    Why is bra singular and panties plural?

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