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  • Jipples
    Jipples Posts: 663 Member
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    I have a feeling I already know the answer but, are you that guy?
  • SueD66
    SueD66 Posts: 405 Member
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    iam_thatdude





    Joined Mar 2012

    Posts: 368


    Mon 04/23/12 02:06 AM


    QUOTE:


    Why do dogs have cold noses?



    THis may be difficult to believe, but (brace yourself) all dogs are heavy cocaine users. Yes, thats right....you go to workm, you come hom and your place is destroyed. You think that was due to separation anxiety, but its really due to being F'd up on coke and just running around manic style.

    Ever notice how dogs are always licking their lips?

    The truth is cracking me up!!!! must read on...
  • Karstenf
    Karstenf Posts: 85 Member
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    you spelled "douche" wrong in your profile name...
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    I have a feeling I already know the answer but, are you that guy?

    no, Iam_thatdude
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    you spelled "douche" wrong in your profile name...

    that is my brother Iam_thatDouche
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Why is my grey cat so flipping CUTE??

    That is not a cat.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    How old is too old to wear ponytails/pigtails(unless, of course, one is a pony or a pig)?

    If you're in shape, you're never too old, but if you're fat or have gray hair....
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Ok. I'm in......

    Answer me this....why is when I post a topic NOBODY responds to it? Am I that boring?

    Be gentle with your answers please.....LOL!

    :happy:

    I only answer questions from your older sister Marcia.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Will my ex ever forgive me for cheating?

    Yes, but that is only because he never told u about how and who he cheated on u.
    Considering the fact that:
    1. you're not a physic so I won't take this to heart
    and
    2. he cries whenever I go walking late at night so there is no way he'll cheat

    I'm gonna just smile and walk away from this :)

    I am not psychic, but I do have a heightened sense of observation and I have a keen intellect.
  • hcoburn37
    hcoburn37 Posts: 442 Member
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    do most guys think sweet and innocent when they ask what do you do for a living and hear "I"m a preschool teacher"?
  • Libby81
    Libby81 Posts: 734 Member
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    When a woman dyes her hair, should it be obviously a dye job or try to go as natural looking as possible?
    (I don't know why this is the first thing I could think of... Also I have John Mellancamp's "Hurts so Good" stuck in my head, so thanks for that.)

    Great question WfenMama....actually the dye job should be balanced against her skin tone so as not to have too much of a contrast and should also take into account future maintenance (i.e. roots)

    Psh! Contrast is good! Pale skin + dark hair = gorgeous!

    In your case.... absolutely!!!!


    totally agree. i am frozen chicken pale and I went nearly black and I got way more comments than I ever did as a blonde. I've now gone copper and love it because it brings out warmer tones in my skin
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    When a woman dyes her hair, should it be obviously a dye job or try to go as natural looking as possible?
    (I don't know why this is the first thing I could think of... Also I have John Mellancamp's "Hurts so Good" stuck in my head, so thanks for that.)

    Great question WfenMama....actually the dye job should be balanced against her skin tone so as not to have too much of a contrast and should also take into account future maintenance (i.e. roots)

    Psh! Contrast is good! Pale skin + dark hair = gorgeous!

    In your case.... absolutely!!!!


    totally agree. i am frozen chicken pale and I went nearly black and I got way more comments than I ever did as a blonde. I've now gone copper and love it because it brings out warmer tones in my skin

    you are wrong. it does not look good and ppl mock you behind your back
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    do most guys think sweet and innocent when they ask what do you do for a living and hear "I"m a preschool teacher"?

    They think the following-


    you're secretly a freak and within 3 years you will be a stay at home mom
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
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    Will someone go and get this thread locked like they did the last great thread you started?
  • hcoburn37
    hcoburn37 Posts: 442 Member
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    they would be sorely wrong on this one, my kids are 14 and 16, won't be staying home with them.
  • HorrorChix89
    HorrorChix89 Posts: 1,229 Member
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    Will go I get caught if I blow up this man's truck and/or home?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Will someone go and get this thread locked like they did the last great thread you started?

    Did the politically incorrect one get locked? Sad
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    I have a feeling I already know the answer but, are you that guy?

    no, Iam_thatdude

    Bahahahahaha Pwned.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Will go I get caught if I blow up this man's truck and/or home?

    Yes, in fact they are already monitoring your phone and internet.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    they would be sorely wrong on this one, my kids are 14 and 16, won't be staying home with them.

    I notice you ignore the freak part, plus you could get pregnant again or adopt. In fact, you probably will.

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