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  • jenniejengin
    jenniejengin Posts: 785 Member
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    Why do dogs have cold noses?

    THis may be difficult to believe, but (brace yourself) all dogs are heavy cocaine users. Yes, thats right....you go to workm, you come hom and your place is destroyed. You think that was due to separation anxiety, but its really due to being F'd up on coke and just running around manic style.

    Ever notice how dogs are always licking their lips?

    :laugh: Love this!!

    lol
  • HellsBells61
    HellsBells61 Posts: 64
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    42
    What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

    WHat is this 42? do u mock me with that? because it is soon to be my age?
    No. It's paraphrasing the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy: "The answer to life, the universe and everything is 42"

    (I think, its been years since I read it :wink: )
  • b_ism
    b_ism Posts: 60
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    Dreadlocks, on a girl. Yay or nay? I am obviously biased.
  • r1ghtpath
    r1ghtpath Posts: 701 Member
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    1. paper or plastic?

    2. MAC or ATM?

    3. chocolate or vanilla?

    4. machines or free weights?

    5. curly or straight hair?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Dreadlocks, on a girl. Yay or nay? I am obviously biased.

    Nay, its dirty.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    1. paper or plastic?

    2. MAC or ATM?

    3. chocolate or vanilla?

    4. machines or free weights?

    5. curly or straight hair?

    The answer is both to all except #4 which the answer is free weights
  • guamSUPERgirl90
    guamSUPERgirl90 Posts: 255
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    Do you think my bf will be more interested in me after i lose weight?

    Yes, but the more important question u should ask is who is he interested in now.

    oh the pain! stop it some more!
  • mellanieblue
    mellanieblue Posts: 27
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    Will I eventuallly find a guy who loves me and respects my decision to wait to be intimate until I am married?

    You will find him and you will get engaged, but you wont love him and eventually you will divorce him.
    Hey that's what I did (except it was his decision to wait, not mine)


    How do I get the meatheads and college boys at the gym to ogle me doing free weights?
    Do I need to wear pheromones of some kind?

    No, this is very simple. PUrchase an Iron Maiden, Judas Priest and Van Halen shirt and wear it during your workouts. Also in between sets very subtly do a quick air guitar riff, ala Bill n Ted
    If it was me who was stalking, that would make me fall inextricably and inconceivably in love with him.
  • HorrorChix89
    HorrorChix89 Posts: 1,229 Member
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    Will my ex ever forgive me for cheating?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Will my ex ever forgive me for cheating?

    Yes, but that is only because he never told u about how and who he cheated on u.
  • HorrorChix89
    HorrorChix89 Posts: 1,229 Member
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    Will my ex ever forgive me for cheating?

    Yes, but that is only because he never told u about how and who he cheated on u.
    Considering the fact that:
    1. you're not a physic so I won't take this to heart
    and
    2. he cries whenever I go walking late at night so there is no way he'll cheat

    I'm gonna just smile and walk away from this :)
  • b_ism
    b_ism Posts: 60
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    I respectfully disagree. BUT, I appreciate the honest opinion.
  • foodfight247
    foodfight247 Posts: 767 Member
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    Ok. I'm in......

    Answer me this....why is when I post a topic NOBODY responds to it? Am I that boring?

    Be gentle with your answers please.....LOL!

    :happy:
  • ChasingSweatandTears
    ChasingSweatandTears Posts: 504 Member
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    Ok. I'm in......

    Answer me this....why is when I post a topic NOBODY responds to it? Am I that boring?

    Be gentle with your answers please.....LOL!

    :happy:

    I have the same problem most times! Lol.... I deem myself "the thread killer"! :laugh:
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    Come join us in the post killer thread. :-D I've lost count of how many I've killed off.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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    What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

    c'mon everybody knows this, altogether now...42!
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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    How old is too old to wear ponytails/pigtails(unless, of course, one is a pony or a pig)?
  • Mission2Me
    Mission2Me Posts: 208 Member
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    will I go to jail if I do it?
  • Sockimobi
    Sockimobi Posts: 541
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    Why is my grey cat so flipping CUTE??
  • Nikkei24
    Nikkei24 Posts: 282 Member
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    Will I eventuallly find a guy who loves me and respects my decision to wait to be intimate until I am married?

    yes. The question is can you wait that long?

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