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  • ChasingSweatandTears
    ChasingSweatandTears Posts: 504 Member
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    How do I get wannabe thugs from hitting on me every time I go to the grocery store? and nope, it doesn't matter which one I go to.

    Put a real man on your arm. Wanna be thugs avoid real men like the plague.

    Damn. My husband is always working an can never come with me! Lol
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,887 Member
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    More importantly, does drooling over duharforstået's abs make me a perv? I mean, he's pretty young still...
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
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    How do I get wannabe thugs from hitting on me every time I go to the grocery store? and nope, it doesn't matter which one I go to.

    Put a real man on your arm. Wanna be thugs avoid real men like the plague.

    Damn. My husband is always working an can never come with me! Lol

    You just might be out of luck then.../sigh.

    =(
  • Mission2Me
    Mission2Me Posts: 208 Member
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    More importantly, does drooling over duharforstået's abs make me a perv? I mean, he's pretty young still...

    does it mean im a perv because I dont care that he is that young??
  • guamSUPERgirl90
    guamSUPERgirl90 Posts: 255
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    Do you think my bf will be more interested in me after i lose weight?
  • elcyclista
    elcyclista Posts: 393
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    Is that abstract theory I have about super conductivity plausible in the standard model without quantum structure?


    What is this abstract theory you talk about on super conductivity?
  • elcyclista
    elcyclista Posts: 393
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    This thread is awesome it reminds me of that Siri app but much better since it doesn't reply with irrelevant info. XD
  • HorrorChix89
    HorrorChix89 Posts: 1,229 Member
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    Does this red make me look like a clown?
  • kym117
    kym117 Posts: 315 Member
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    Why do dogs have cold noses?

    THis may be difficult to believe, but (brace yourself) all dogs are heavy cocaine users. Yes, thats right....you go to workm, you come hom and your place is destroyed. You think that was due to separation anxiety, but its really due to being F'd up on coke and just running around manic style.

    Ever notice how dogs are always licking their lips?

    :laugh: THIS MADE ME LAUGH!!
  • JadeRabbit08
    JadeRabbit08 Posts: 551 Member
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    Dogs on coke. WOW ... you made me laugh so hard I snorted! (Get it?) Seriously ... that was hilarious.

    ah u laugh, but your dog is p!ssed right now because ur still awake and he cant break out his coke kit and cigarettes

    LMAO!
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Is that abstract theory I have about super conductivity plausible in the standard model without quantum structure?

    To long to post, but I think you should follow the Higgs Mechanism. Also, you should stop downloading so much porn.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    is breathing causing me harm?

    Yes, please google First Defense Nasal Guards. Also, I dont quite understand your need to put your face right next to every piece of dog poo you see and smell it up close. I would probably stop that first.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    More importantly, does drooling over duharforstået's abs make me a perv? I mean, he's pretty young still...

    NO, in fact I think you should set up an offline meeting with him. It will not result in a LTR, but you two wil satisfy your urges.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Do you think my bf will be more interested in me after i lose weight?

    Yes, but the more important question u should ask is who is he interested in now.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Does this red make me look like a clown?

    Yes it actually does. You should go with something slightly less garish like a hot pink or bright purple.
  • pyrowill
    pyrowill Posts: 1,163 Member
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    If a zombie infection occurs in Vegas, does it stay in Vegas?
  • WhittRak
    WhittRak Posts: 572 Member
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    Why do dogs have cold noses?

    THis may be difficult to believe, but (brace yourself) all dogs are heavy cocaine users. Yes, thats right....you go to workm, you come hom and your place is destroyed. You think that was due to separation anxiety, but its really due to being F'd up on coke and just running around manic style.

    Ever notice how dogs are always licking their lips?

    LOL!!! Best laugh ever
  • FitBunnyEm
    FitBunnyEm Posts: 320
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    DO I HAVE A BIG BUM?? lol
  • nataliefallbach
    nataliefallbach Posts: 105
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    Does this red make me look like a clown?

    You have such a pretty face the red draws attention to your hair and not your pretty features, but if you like it that is what matters. Just thought i could answer that one :)
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    If a zombie infection occurs in Vegas, does it stay in Vegas?

    in a case of an American Zombie infection the safest place for your to be is Fond Du Lac, Wisconsin.

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