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I will now retire to the Fortress of Solitude. Feel free to ask more and I will answer in due time after my mind is freed of these mind numbing questions the imaginary monkeys that dance above my head each night sing. D@mn these monkeys, when will they go away? Also, why are the monkeys wearing cowboy boots?0
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Is it true guys think about sex all the time?0
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Men: stay in the waiting room or be super involved in the birth process?
If it is a C Section, stay in the room. If it is a vaginal birth, feign sickness and leave. If you watch what happens you will be less likley to go down on your woman ever again.
Not true, my hubby watched both our kids be born, loved it. Still complains if we don't have the time to do that at least once a week.
True but when he goes down on you, he has a little twinge in his stomach and usually only does the courtesy lick.
What do you consider a "courtesy lick" ? He's usually down there until I "O"
Ok folks...next question!!Is it true guys think about sex all the time?
Umm...not right now!0 -
Men: stay in the waiting room or be super involved in the birth process?
If it is a C Section, stay in the room. If it is a vaginal birth, feign sickness and leave. If you watch what happens you will be less likley to go down on your woman ever again.
Not true, my hubby watched both our kids be born, loved it. Still complains if we don't have the time to do that at least once a week.
True but when he goes down on you, he has a little twinge in his stomach and usually only does the courtesy lick.
What do you consider a "courtesy lick" ? He's usually down there until I "O"
Hes fake licking u.0 -
Is it true guys think about sex all the time?
See my answer to the meaning of life0 -
ok,
what percentage should these components be in a relationship out of 100%?
a) intimacy/sex
b) communication
c) loyalty/commitment/honesty
100%, they are all intertwined...except, honesty....honestly is in small doses. You can choose to be right or choose to be happy.
oh it hurts!
im sorry for your pain. U should probably have a secret affair.
i think u know too much! LMFAO0 -
Could be an interesting one:
What is the most unattractive thing a woman does?
Besides that whole vaginal bleeding business.... xD
Vaginal bleeding is not so unattractive, it is the replenishment of the most beautiful flower or its completely freaking creepy...that said....
the most unattractive thing a woman does is when she morphs from mate to mother (and I dont mean being a mother to her child.)
Well that works out very well then, because the most unattractive thing a MAN does is revert to (or reveal) his essentially juvenile personality within weeks or months of hooking a desirable woman. A lot of you guys are PROS at keeping it really well hidden until then.0 -
bump0
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If I make a milkshake...will it bring all the boys to the yard?0
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ok,
what percentage should these components be in a relationship out of 100%?
a) intimacy/sex
b) communication
c) loyalty/commitment/honesty
100%, they are all intertwined...except, honesty....honestly is in small doses. You can choose to be right or choose to be happy.
oh it hurts!
im sorry for your pain. U should probably have a secret affair.
i think u know too much! LMFAO
heavy wears the crown of knowledge.0 -
If I make a milkshake...will it bring all the boys to the yard?
Yes...if you accidentally spill it all over your shirt.0 -
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For some reason I thought you might delete that.
For the record...I think it was a smart thing to do. Too much reality for this thread =(.If I make a milkshake...will it bring all the boys to the yard?
You really think you need to make a milkshake??0 -
Could be an interesting one:
What is the most unattractive thing a woman does?
Besides that whole vaginal bleeding business.... xD
Vaginal bleeding is not so unattractive, it is the replenishment of the most beautiful flower or its completely freaking creepy...that said....
the most unattractive thing a woman does is when she morphs from mate to mother (and I dont mean being a mother to her child.)
Well that works out very well then, because the most unattractive thing a MAN does is revert to (or reveal) his essentially juvenile personality within weeks or months of hooking a desirable woman. A lot of you guys are PROS at keeping it really well hidden until then.
Laurie, this is a test men do to see how you react. If you react by moving to mother mode, they will relgate you in your mind to that sort of mate and end up cheating on you. If you dont react, they will put away their juvenile behaviors more often than not.0 -
Men: stay in the waiting room or be super involved in the birth process?
If it is a C Section, stay in the room. If it is a vaginal birth, feign sickness and leave. If you watch what happens you will be less likley to go down on your woman ever again.
Not true, my hubby watched both our kids be born, loved it. Still complains if we don't have the time to do that at least once a week.
True but when he goes down on you, he has a little twinge in his stomach and usually only does the courtesy lick.
What do you consider a "courtesy lick" ? He's usually down there until I "O"
Ok folks...next question!!Is it true guys think about sex all the time?
Umm...not right now!
Lol lol lol lol
my thoughts exactly! 0 -
As I set off to slumber I say this....watch your dogs tonight. Tomorow I will explain about Cats, Jazz music and heroin.0
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How do I get wannabe thugs from hitting on me every time I go to the grocery store? and nope, it doesn't matter which one I go to.0
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How do I get wannabe thugs from hitting on me every time I go to the grocery store? and nope, it doesn't matter which one I go to.
Put a real man on your arm. Wanna be thugs avoid real men like the plague.0 -
Could be an interesting one:
What is the most unattractive thing a woman does?
Besides that whole vaginal bleeding business.... xD
Vaginal bleeding is not so unattractive, it is the replenishment of the most beautiful flower or its completely freaking creepy...that said....
the most unattractive thing a woman does is when she morphs from mate to mother (and I dont mean being a mother to her child.)
Well that works out very well then, because the most unattractive thing a MAN does is revert to (or reveal) his essentially juvenile personality within weeks or months of hooking a desirable woman. A lot of you guys are PROS at keeping it really well hidden until then.
Laurie, this is a test men do to see how you react. If you react by moving to mother mode, they will relgate you in your mind to that sort of mate and end up cheating on you. If you dont react, they will put away their juvenile behaviors more often than not.
Damn interesting theory which I will think about. You ARE all that and a bag o' chips, aren't you?!0 -
Is that abstract theory I have about super conductivity plausible in the standard model without quantum structure?0
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is breathing causing me harm?0
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