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  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Will I eventuallly find a guy who loves me and respects my decision to wait to be intimate until I am married?

    You will find him and you will get engaged, but you wont love him and eventually you will divorce him.
  • Fit4Evolution
    Fit4Evolution Posts: 375 Member
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    Will I eventuallly find a guy who loves me and respects my decision to wait to be intimate until I am married?
    you may be he might be a 16 year old virgin
  • NancyMarie13
    NancyMarie13 Posts: 193 Member
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    Will I eventuallly find a guy who loves me and respects my decision to wait to be intimate until I am married?

    Yes you will, they are out there, wait on your Mr perfect and he will respect and admire you for being pure and not loose lol, be honest upfront about it and if he's not cool he will make it known.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Why do dogs have cold noses?

    THis may be difficult to believe, but (brace yourself) all dogs are heavy cocaine users. Yes, thats right....you go to workm, you come hom and your place is destroyed. You think that was due to separation anxiety, but its really due to being F'd up on coke and just running around manic style.

    Ever notice how dogs are always licking their lips?
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,887 Member
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    Will I eventuallly find a guy who loves me and respects my decision to wait to be intimate until I am married?

    You will find him and you will get engaged, but you wont love him and eventually you will divorce him.
    Hey that's what I did (except it was his decision to wait, not mine)



    How do I get the meatheads and college boys at the gym to ogle me doing free weights?
    Do I need to wear pheromones of some kind?
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

    42. Don't panic. Did you bring your towel?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    am i making a bad decsion about all of this?

    Yes, starting a career in internet porn is definitely a decision that could effect your future job prospects, whther they be in business or the political arena.
  • Fit4Evolution
    Fit4Evolution Posts: 375 Member
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    what do i say to the stalker at the gym , she annoys the crap out of me.. ive been pretty blut before about not interupting me or using my time but she does anyhow

    1 word: iPod (it works for me...also perfect on a plane when my neighbor wants to chat non-stop, show me pics of their kids or talk about their religion)
    i tried being a **** and it didnt work , she tried harder the next time i saw her.. she said can i talk to you and i said make an appt in the book.. (i work at the gym )
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Will I eventuallly find a guy who loves me and respects my decision to wait to be intimate until I am married?

    You will find him and you will get engaged, but you wont love him and eventually you will divorce him.
    Hey that's what I did (except it was his decision to wait, not mine)



    How do I get the meatheads and college boys at the gym to ogle me doing free weights?
    Do I need to wear pheromones of some kind?

    No, this is very simple. PUrchase an Iron Maiden, Judas Priest and Van Halen shirt and wear it during your workouts. Also in between sets very subtly do a quick air guitar riff, ala Bill n Ted
  • MomMel65
    MomMel65 Posts: 47 Member
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    Why don't men put the toilet seat down?:sad:
  • Fit4Evolution
    Fit4Evolution Posts: 375 Member
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    Will I eventuallly find a guy who loves me and respects my decision to wait to be intimate until I am married?

    You will find him and you will get engaged, but you wont love him and eventually you will divorce him.
    Hey that's what I did (except it was his decision to wait, not mine)



    How do I get the meatheads and college boys at the gym to ogle me doing free weights?
    Do I need to wear pheromones of some kind?

    no show boob and *kitten* , they will look
  • _snw_
    _snw_ Posts: 1,305 Member
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    am i making a bad decsion about all of this?

    Yes, starting a career in internet porn is definitely a decision that could effect your future job prospects, whther they be in business or the political arena.


    this is the best answer EVER.
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    what do i say to the stalker at the gym , she annoys the crap out of me.. ive been pretty blut before about not interupting me or using my time but she does anyhow

    1 word: iPod (it works for me...also perfect on a plane when my neighbor wants to chat non-stop, show me pics of their kids or talk about their religion)
    i tried being a **** and it didnt work , she tried harder the next time i saw her.. she said can i talk to you and i said make an appt in the book.. (i work at the gym )

    Oh Ho! I see what you did there, you cheeky imp.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Why don't men put the toilet seat down?:sad:

    Thats whats supposed to be done...take an effing look at the toilet before you sit down;.
  • nammer79
    nammer79 Posts: 707 Member
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    are you like a magic eight ball can we shake you until we get the answer we really want to hear?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    am i making a bad decsion about all of this?

    Yes, starting a career in internet porn is definitely a decision that could effect your future job prospects, whther they be in business or the political arena.


    this is the best answer EVER.

    I hope you have rethought your decision. Unless you choose to wear a Mexican Luchadore's mask. Then go for it.
  • Fit4Evolution
    Fit4Evolution Posts: 375 Member
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    Why don't men put the toilet seat down?:sad:
    I keep it up for the laugh! i cant wait to hear the spash! its friggin great !
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    are you like a magic eight ball can we shake you until we get the answer we really want to hear?

    No, in fact you will always get the answer you DONT want, but it is the answer you need.

    Also, dont spit in the wind.
  • Emv79
    Emv79 Posts: 245 Member
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    what do i say to the stalker at the gym , she annoys the crap out of me.. ive been pretty blut before about not interupting me or using my time but she does anyhow

    1 word: iPod (it works for me...also perfect on a plane when my neighbor wants to chat non-stop, show me pics of their kids or talk about their religion)
    i tried being a **** and it didnt work , she tried harder the next time i saw her.. she said can i talk to you and i said make an appt in the book.. (i work at the gym )

    You work at the gym? Then I'm so, so, so sorry: you're screwed. Gym bunnies or "want to be" gym bunnies are a tough breed.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Great questions so far.....please continue and I will give you the answer you need. Also, I will mock you, but thats besides the point.

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