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  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    If you are that dude, what did you do with the other dude, and can I please have him back? He was nice to look at.

    You cannot have him back as he outlived his usefulness. I am like NEO in the matrix. I am the 6th That Dude
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,887 Member
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    If you are that dude, what did you do with the other dude, and can I please have him back? He was nice to look at.

    You cannot have him back as he outlived his usefulness. I am like NEO in the matrix. I am the 6th That Dude
    But he was better looking. Why can't you at least absorb his deliciousness?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

    42

    42 is incorrect. THere is not answer, because there is no question.

    :tongue:

    Fine. What is the question?

    What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
    How many roads must a man walk down?

    This constant references to 42 show the low intelligence of the writers.

    A man must walk down however many roads is necessary for the individual to find true enlightenment...or he should just get in his car and drive home. Whichever applies.
  • Maude_Lewbowski
    Maude_Lewbowski Posts: 395 Member
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    Why do dogs have cold noses?

    THis may be difficult to believe, but (brace yourself) all dogs are heavy cocaine users. Yes, thats right....you go to workm, you come hom and your place is destroyed. You think that was due to separation anxiety, but its really due to being F'd up on coke and just running around manic style.

    Ever notice how dogs are always licking their lips?

    Actually I knew this. Hookers have the same problem with blow

    Are their noses cold too?

    You'll have to ask my twin brother...:wink:
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    If you are that dude, what did you do with the other dude, and can I please have him back? He was nice to look at.

    You cannot have him back as he outlived his usefulness. I am like NEO in the matrix. I am the 6th That Dude
    But he was better looking. Why can't you at least absorb his deliciousness?

    He was better looking (and taller), but I have better tattoos. ALso, I dont live in my mother's basement.
  • quink77
    quink77 Posts: 91
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    Do guys like to be asked out? How can I tell if he's interested??
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Do guys like to be asked out? How can I tell if he's interested??

    A guy thinks a girl likes him if she says hello, so he is always interested. Men love it if women asked them out...unless the woman is ugly or smells....although if she smells that can be rectified and if shes ugly, shes just needs to ask him out after 2am.
  • quink77
    quink77 Posts: 91
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    Well I definitely don't smell...

    Would you go out with me if I asked?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Well I definitely don't smell...

    Would you go out with me if I asked?

    If I werent very happily married and I was single I surely would be happy to date u, in fact wed end up as a modern day Brady BUnch with 6 kids between us.
  • Bterflykisses0609
    Bterflykisses0609 Posts: 2
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    Which in your opinion is sexy "curvy women" or "thin women"?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Which in your opinion is sexy "curvy women" or "thin women"?

    Each woman is sexy in their own way. I would need more examples, but I would say Kim Kardashian is NOT sexy.
  • secrets_out
    secrets_out Posts: 770 Member
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    How does one become pretty?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    How does one become pretty?

    Everyone is pretty after 2am. Just bide your time.
  • mrmanmeat
    mrmanmeat Posts: 1,968 Member
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    It will hurt, but you need to hear it. All opinion questions should be directed to this thread and I will tell you in no uncertain terms...THE TRUTH...but remember...it will probably hurt....but you will need to hear it.

    Begin

    and who are you?
  • secrets_out
    secrets_out Posts: 770 Member
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    Do guys " fake it" LOL
  • Bterflykisses0609
    Bterflykisses0609 Posts: 2
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    Which in your opinion is sexy "curvy women" or "thin women"?

    Each woman is sexy in their own way. I would need more examples, but I would say Kim Kardashian is NOT sexy.

    An average hight woman at 100lbs or 250lbs....I don't know which end of the soectrum Kim kardashian falls into I don't pay attention to celebrities
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    Does your wife lift, or use mfp?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Do guys " fake it" LOL

    ummm that is not physically possible.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Does your wife lift, or use mfp?

    My wife God Bless her does nto need to work out, but she has recently started light strength training.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Which in your opinion is sexy "curvy women" or "thin women"?

    Each woman is sexy in their own way. I would need more examples, but I would say Kim Kardashian is NOT sexy.

    An average hight woman at 100lbs or 250lbs....I don't know which end of the soectrum Kim kardashian falls into I don't pay attention to celebrities

    If a woman is 100lbs she should be 5'2. IF she is 250 she should be 7'9

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