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  • secrets_out
    secrets_out Posts: 770 Member
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    Well a guy I work with is in the closet and has a gf and says he fakes it with her...how is that possible..
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    It will hurt, but you need to hear it. All opinion questions should be directed to this thread and I will tell you in no uncertain terms...THE TRUTH...but remember...it will probably hurt....but you will need to hear it.

    Begin

    and who are you?

    Iam_ThatDude
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Well a guy I work with is in the closet and has a gf and says he fakes it with her...how is that possible..

    He fakes being asleep or too drunk to knock boots then.
  • CynGoddess
    CynGoddess Posts: 188 Member
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    What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

    42
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

    42

    Wrong
  • sullykat
    sullykat Posts: 461 Member
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    Well a guy I work with is in the closet and has a gf and says he fakes it with her...how is that possible..

    He fakes being asleep or too drunk to knock boots then.

    OR! He runs off with the rubber on before she notices anything... or she's not well versed in the male orgasm and secretion.
  • pspetralia
    pspetralia Posts: 963 Member
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    what do i say to the stalker at the gym , she annoys the crap out of me.. ive been pretty blut before about not interupting me or using my time but she does anyhow

    Heck, I can answer that one for you: next time she tries, either fart as loud as you can, or plant a giant kiss on the closest guy.

    HA! I almost choked when I read this! :laugh:
  • mmckee10
    mmckee10 Posts: 405 Member
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    is there a reason only jerks are attracted to me? lol
  • XXXMinnieXXX
    XXXMinnieXXX Posts: 3,459 Member
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    Why can I just NOT sleep tonight? X
  • samrybarczyk
    samrybarczyk Posts: 32 Member
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    Will I eventuallly find a guy who loves me and respects my decision to wait to be intimate until I am married?

    Yes, I did :smile:
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Why can I just NOT sleep tonight? X

    you're lonely
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    is there a reason only jerks are attracted to me? lol

    Because you have to passive of a personality and you let men run all over you. If you develop confidence those guys will no longer be in your realm.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Will I eventuallly find a guy who loves me and respects my decision to wait to be intimate until I am married?

    Yes, I did :smile:

    No you didnt
  • tinksmommy2006
    tinksmommy2006 Posts: 575
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    Am I pretty? My husband tells me yes..but he married me...he lies I know it!!! lol
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Am I pretty? My husband tells me yes..but he married me...he lies I know it!!! lol

    YOu're close
  • tinksmommy2006
    tinksmommy2006 Posts: 575
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    Am I pretty? My husband tells me yes..but he married me...he lies I know it!!! lol

    YOu're close
    DAMN IT I KNEW HE LIED!!! lmao
  • MsQt
    MsQt Posts: 793 Member
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    Why do dogs have cold noses?

    THis may be difficult to believe, but (brace yourself) all dogs are heavy cocaine users. Yes, thats right....you go to workm, you come hom and your place is destroyed. You think that was due to separation anxiety, but its really due to being F'd up on coke and just running around manic style.

    Ever notice how dogs are always licking their lips?


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: luv it!
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Am I pretty? My husband tells me yes..but he married me...he lies I know it!!! lol

    YOu're close
    DAMN IT I KNEW HE LIED!!! lmao

    He didnt lie...he just never finished the sentance.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Why do dogs have cold noses?

    THis may be difficult to believe, but (brace yourself) all dogs are heavy cocaine users. Yes, thats right....you go to workm, you come hom and your place is destroyed. You think that was due to separation anxiety, but its really due to being F'd up on coke and just running around manic style.

    Ever notice how dogs are always licking their lips?


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: luv it!

    Oh its true. Now, cats are heavy meth users as well.
  • adrian_indy
    adrian_indy Posts: 1,444 Member
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    Is it fair to the women I meet to tell them I have a 9 inch penis and not tell them I am mesauring from my *kitten*?

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