okay, it's seduction time

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  • Sarahbara76
    Sarahbara76 Posts: 601 Member
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    how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice , my name is Sarah , what's your name?
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,352 Member
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    Have you ever had your @$$hole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? Me neither........... But, I bet I will be more fun than that anyway.
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
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    Have you ever had your @$$hole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? Me neither........... But, I bet I will be more fun than that anyway.

    You are my cowbell baby...mind if I ring you?
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,352 Member
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    Have you ever had your @$$hole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? Me neither........... But, I bet I will be more fun than that anyway.

    You are my cowbell baby...mind if I ring you?


    HAHAHAHHAHA!!!!! SOLD!
  • mattmoo33
    mattmoo33 Posts: 36
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    get your coat - you've pulled
    :drinker:
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,049 Member
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    This is when Beerrunner will lead you to his canopy bed. Keith Sweat will be playing on my bedroom stereo, creating the perfect mood for us to freak all night. And freak all night is what we shall do. Between freakings, we will laugh and tell stories, and I will rub your neck and back. Then we will freak again. This will go on until the break of dawn.

    Damn.:devil:
    Beerrunner needs to credit Smoove B.

    Best Onion columnist ever, hands down.

    Hell yeah!!!! the king of seduction SMOOVE B!!!
  • Kenhabes
    Kenhabes Posts: 187 Member
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    Have you ever had your @$$hole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? Me neither........... But, I bet I will be more fun than that anyway.

    I almost had milk come out my nose when I read that, and I'm not even drinking milk.
  • toriaenator
    toriaenator Posts: 423 Member
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    do you have a raisin?

    how about a date? ;)
  • nevertoolate2
    nevertoolate2 Posts: 309 Member
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    I stole this one but it made me laugh

    If you were a McDonalds you'd be a McGorgeous coz you got real nice buns!
  • ChristineDiet
    ChristineDiet Posts: 719 Member
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    Does Levi pay you to look that good in those jeans?

    Ooh I like this one! haha

    x
  • lsapphire
    lsapphire Posts: 297 Member
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    Life's to short. What can I do to make your day brighter?
  • Newf77
    Newf77 Posts: 802 Member
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    @ChristineDiet; You are the complete package a bright smile and eyes i want to get lost in.

    @lsapphire; How about we get together and practice downward dog?
  • warriorchick24
    warriorchick24 Posts: 17
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    HAHAHA!!! I have never heard that one before
  • warriorchick24
    warriorchick24 Posts: 17
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    Wanna go a mile four inches at a time?

    Only four? hmm...seems like that could take awhile....how fast are planning on going?
  • butterflylover527
    butterflylover527 Posts: 940 Member
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    okay so i'm bored, and i want to get a good laugh, so do as i say cause i'm freakin awesome............ try to pickup the person above you with the best pickup line in your arsenal.... lets get it on.

    How you doin' :bigsmile:

    Was that in your Joey Tribbiani voice?

    If not I read it in my Joey Tribbiani voice anways :huh:

    ^^^^^ THIS ^^^^^
  • warriorchick24
    warriorchick24 Posts: 17
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    Roses are red.
    Violets are blue.
    I wanna get you pregnant.

    This actually made me laugh out loud. HAHAHA!

    What about this one:

    "Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"

    HAHAHA!!!!!
  • TitanGM
    TitanGM Posts: 1,161 Member
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    You look taken..
    So I'm here to set you free. Join me?
  • Silver180
    Silver180 Posts: 294
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    Hey bud...it's only gay if you make eye contact........*wink, wink....
  • merrillfoster
    merrillfoster Posts: 855 Member
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    Nice shoes. Wanna f--k?
  • southernsweetie1978
    southernsweetie1978 Posts: 107 Member
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    Ladies... If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

    I have seriously never understood that one until now!!!

    *smacks forehead*



    haha...You are not the only one that just now got that pick up line :)

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