okay, it's seduction time

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  • underthecherrytree
    underthecherrytree Posts: 532 Member
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    That shirt is becoming on you, and if I were on you, I'd be c_mming too.

    This a line a black guy in HS used on me once- Do you have any black in you? Want some?
  • Broderick50
    Broderick50 Posts: 851 Member
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    DO YOU HAVE MIRRORS IN YOUR PANTS CAUSE I SEE ME IN THEM

    AND MY ALL TIME FAVORITE I'M JUST A SQUIRREL TRYING TO GET A NUT WHATS UP
  • torylinnangel
    torylinnangel Posts: 253
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    My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me whenever you want to!
  • ninebelowzero
    ninebelowzero Posts: 1
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    you've got beautiful eyes - can i touch them?
  • Julz2586
    Julz2586 Posts: 1,337 Member
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    you've got beautiful eyes - can i touch them?


    ^^^ ROFL!
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,802 Member
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    I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition. In my pants
  • CoffeeNBooze
    CoffeeNBooze Posts: 966 Member
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    Hey, wanna buy me a drink?
  • sunshinedazed
    sunshinedazed Posts: 61
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    I may not be Fred Flintstone... but I'll make your bed rock. ;)
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,802 Member
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    I have a rare tropical disease which will kill me unless I have sex within the next half hour.
  • Bryanslady
    Bryanslady Posts: 161 Member
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    You have the whitest teeth I have ever cummed acrossed .
  • soccermoma11
    soccermoma11 Posts: 126
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    wanna play soccer darling? *wink*
  • Nina2723
    Nina2723 Posts: 26 Member
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    Nice shoes wanna F***?
  • Farfourah
    Farfourah Posts: 899 Member
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    You're making me bleed like I'm on my period, and your tongue needs to be my tampon...
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
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    You're making me bleed like I'm on my period, and your tongue needs to be my tampon...

    UGH lmfao that's just sick!!
  • Farfourah
    Farfourah Posts: 899 Member
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    lmao...;(

    Girl, you're making me sweat and fishy, your hand needs to be my pantyliner...=)
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
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    lmao...;(

    Girl, you're making me sweat and fishy, your hand needs to be my pantyliner...=)

    LMFAO!! stoppit!
  • LoveBaseball61
    LoveBaseball61 Posts: 11
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    As Curly from the 3 Stooges would say...."Hey Toots, are you happy or married?" NYUK NYUK NYUK!
  • Farfourah
    Farfourah Posts: 899 Member
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    lmao...;(

    Girl, you're making me sweat and fishy, your hand needs to be my pantyliner...=)

    LMFAO!! stoppit!

    bahahaha, I clearly suck at seducing YOU....I was gonna wear you like a condom...and something else but never mind that....
  • AimeeLynn90
    AimeeLynn90 Posts: 94
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    Roses are red,
    MFP is blue,
    You look bangable,
    So I'll add you!


    This made me LOL.
  • xRagster
    xRagster Posts: 27
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    Hey do you live on a chicken farm? 'cos you're really good at raising *kitten*! lmao

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