okay, it's seduction time

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  • AlSalzman
    AlSalzman Posts: 296 Member
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    Wanna go a mile four inches at a time?
  • PhillyTD
    PhillyTD Posts: 375 Member
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    How do you like your eggs for breakfast?
  • JennaM222
    JennaM222 Posts: 1,996 Member
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    would you like to put your sausage in my english mcmuffin?
  • still_crafty
    still_crafty Posts: 692 Member
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    "There's lots of fish in the sea... but you're the only one I want to stuff and mount on my wall."

    ^^^ Just awesome!

    "If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together"
  • MandaPaigeSparkles88
    MandaPaigeSparkles88 Posts: 1,289 Member
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    you me bed whipped cream and handcuffs :tongue:
  • Quasita
    Quasita Posts: 1,530 Member
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    Hey, you wanna play titanic? I yell iceberg and you go down.
  • PhillyTD
    PhillyTD Posts: 375 Member
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    If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
  • Alma_Sana
    Alma_Sana Posts: 453 Member
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    I've got some Skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?
  • Bentley2718
    Bentley2718 Posts: 1,690 Member
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    I don't do subtle, do you want to have sex? (This has actually worked.)
  • CynthiaElise
    CynthiaElise Posts: 262 Member
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    Roses are red.
    Violets are blue.
    I wanna get you pregnant.

    This actually made me laugh out loud. HAHAHA!

    What about this one:

    "Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"
  • secretgirl4611
    secretgirl4611 Posts: 474 Member
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    You look tasty how bout u come to my place and treat me to desert haha
  • PhillyTD
    PhillyTD Posts: 375 Member
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    Aren't you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Cuz you look "Grrrreat!"
  • WhittRak
    WhittRak Posts: 572 Member
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    Nice shoes, wanna F#$k?
  • PhillyTD
    PhillyTD Posts: 375 Member
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    Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
  • Quasita
    Quasita Posts: 1,530 Member
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    Did you know, once you go fat, you never go back? *wink*
  • steadk
    steadk Posts: 334 Member
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    If I were a enzyme I would be helicase so I could unzip your genes!

    Sad i'm such a biology nerd that I like this one LOL
  • danabrash
    danabrash Posts: 67
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    "I guess we'll have to f**k, but not tonight cuz I'm too drunk."

    aka how my wife picked me up...
  • Kenhabes
    Kenhabes Posts: 187 Member
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    I've got a really FUN way to help you achieve your calorie deficit...
  • MrsWilsoncroft
    MrsWilsoncroft Posts: 969 Member
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    If you make dinner, shall I make breakfast ;)
    x
  • kerricolby
    kerricolby Posts: 232 Member
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    Do you need a job? Cause I've got some openings you can fill.

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