okay, it's seduction time
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What do you and my big toe have in common??
I'm eventually gonna bang you on a table, too ...
(I just heard this one the other day and it about killed me ... effen hilarious!)0 -
I've never used pick up lines so I'd say
"wanna join me for a work out?" or "lets play video games"
lol that count?0 -
do you work at little ceasars? because you're hot and I'm ready.0
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I was leaving the grocery store and loading my groceries into my vehicle when a man came up to me and asked me...and I quote
" Hey little lady, does your husband know you're driving his truck?"
I stupidly looked up from my shopping cart and said I don't have a husband....
it wasn't until I got into the truck and drove off with my daughter, just HOWLING with laughter, that I got it.
Her response?: Mom I think he "liked" you.0 -
I've never used pick up lines so I'd say
"wanna join me for a work out?" or "lets play video games"
lol that count?
Yeah, Sunshine...you'd definitely have me at the "video games"--even asking would get my attention. Geek girls rule!!0 -
Let's go to breakfast, baby. Should I call you, or nudge you?0
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I've never used pick up lines so I'd say
"wanna join me for a work out?" or "lets play video games"
lol that count?
Yeah, Sunshine...you'd definitely have me at the "video games"--even asking would get my attention. Geek girls rule!!
Lol well then I guess i shouldn't point out that I play W.o.W and know what Diablo is....
an 85 Human Female Warlock and 85 Dranaei Shaman....got your attention now? hahaha0
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