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  • tessavonhagen
    tessavonhagen Posts: 108 Member
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    wanna go fishing?

    this has always worked for me best way to get laid ever!
  • Mubb
    Mubb Posts: 90
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    wanna go fishing?

    this has always worked for me best way to get laid ever!

    I have a boat
  • jules0516
    jules0516 Posts: 158
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    Safe word, pick one, call me.

    And here is the winner of this thread!!
  • markyp33
    markyp33 Posts: 25
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    Get ya coat - you've pulled

    or

    That dress would look nice on my bedroom floor
  • StarvingKyy
    StarvingKyy Posts: 88 Member
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    if i could rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and I together : )
  • parkers93
    parkers93 Posts: 80
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    Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  • GemaG
    GemaG Posts: 142
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    bump
  • theoriginaljayne
    theoriginaljayne Posts: 562 Member
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    (Hope this hasn't been posted already!)

    Hey girl... I wish I was your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves.

    *cue groaning*
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
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    Hey baby ... do you ... come here often?

    No, but I'd c_m her more often if I knew you were here.

    Drum roll please

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  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
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    (Hope this hasn't been posted already!)

    Hey girl... I wish I was your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves.

    *cue groaning*

    Sexy Math just got less Square! Lovin it! That's one sexy line coming from you! Nice job.

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  • Lobster1987
    Lobster1987 Posts: 492 Member
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    Is your body from McDonalds? Cause I’m Lovin It!
  • jfan175
    jfan175 Posts: 812 Member
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    Nice legs. What time do they open?
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
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    Is your body from McDonalds? Cause I’m Lovin It!

    Never go to McDonalds..but now that I know what I'm missing....that could change! Again, nice job.
  • Lotte34
    Lotte34 Posts: 429 Member
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    Im no Fred Flintstone but i could sure make your bed rock
  • jaydubbayu
    jaydubbayu Posts: 456
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    How are you going to like your eggs cooked in the morning, baby?
  • tialeanne
    tialeanne Posts: 186 Member
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    ::holding literature, pretending to be a guy::

    Hey, I've seen you around here and I hope you'll take a second to listen to what I have to say. See you look like the kind of girl who might be sinful, in that short skirt, with that wild hair, those big breasts, and I'm here to tell you that instead of all those drinks, you need Jesus in you.

    And luckily for you my penis is named Jesus.


    This was an actual line used on me when I was in college. :laugh:
  • AmandaPandah
    AmandaPandah Posts: 222 Member
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    Do you mind if I slither in to your Chamber of Secrets?
  • SodaDreamer
    SodaDreamer Posts: 2
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    Roses are red.
    Violets are blue.
    I wanna get you pregnant.

    HAHHAHA going to use this one :P
  • Romeolo
    Romeolo Posts: 28
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    Haha thats great
  • slkehl
    slkehl Posts: 3,801 Member
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    Do you need prayer? Cuz I'd like to lay hands on you

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