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OMG THE ZOMBIES ARE REAL!!!!!! (CREDIBLE NEWS SOURCE)

xoalyssaox
xoalyssaox Posts: 318 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
My fiance' keeps joking that the Zombie Apocalypse is going to happen.. Well apparently he was right..

http://www.myfoxorlando.com/story/18638793/witness-says-naked-attacker-was-chewing-mans-face

This is my local news channel....
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  • LiddyBit
    LiddyBit Posts: 447 Member
    He was apparently experiencing cocaine psychosis? Gotta love Miami...
  • IAMDDAY
    IAMDDAY Posts: 771
    My fiance' keeps joking that the Zombie Apocalypse is going to happen.. Well apparently he was right..

    http://www.myfoxorlando.com/story/18638793/witness-says-naked-attacker-was-chewing-mans-face

    This is my local news channel....

    Time to head to the basement i knew this day was coming.. have to admit i am kind of excited.
  • RunnerFive
    RunnerFive Posts: 67 Member
    I KNEW IT!!!!!!!
  • jericamom
    jericamom Posts: 49 Member
    I'm prepared!
  • anabell31
    anabell31 Posts: 268
    My dad told me about this yesterday, lol. None of my friends believed me!
  • ElizaRoche
    ElizaRoche Posts: 2,005 Member
    :noway: :indifferent: :sick:
  • LilynEdensmom
    LilynEdensmom Posts: 612 Member
    I saw it on facebook and didn't think it was real till I did some digging...Time for me to find a hot redneck with a cross bow lol...
  • LaurenAOK
    LaurenAOK Posts: 2,475 Member
    Omg I saw this article yesterday and freaked! I knew this day would come!!

    I mean seriously, they shot him and he KEPT EATING THE GUY'S FACE. THEY HAD TO SHOOT HIM LIKE 6 TIMES.

    Zombies :(
  • xoalyssaox
    xoalyssaox Posts: 318 Member
    I saw it on facebook and didn't think it was real till I did some digging...Time for me to find a hot redneck with a cross bow lol...

    haha yeah I didn't either.. Yeah definitely. My fiance' is hot, he has a few guns but not a cross bow. We need to befriend a Daryl!!!
  • BatWoman2012
    BatWoman2012 Posts: 52
    Lol i'm in New Zealand as was just reading this http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/6999899/Naked-man-was-chewing-victims-face am I weird that I have been looking forward to the Zombie Apocolypse?? lol
  • CarolinaGirlinVA
    CarolinaGirlinVA Posts: 1,508 Member
    Hannibal Lecter fan?
  • anabell31
    anabell31 Posts: 268
    Lol i'm in New Zealand as was just reading this http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/6999899/Naked-man-was-chewing-victims-face am I weird that I have been looking forward to the Zombie Apocolypse?? lol

    I'm looking forward to it too!
  • terri0527
    terri0527 Posts: 678 Member
    Time to watch zombieland again, always need a heads up on killing zombies :tongue:
  • Erindipitous
    Erindipitous Posts: 1,234 Member
    Rule #1 – Cardio

    Rule #2 – The Double Tap ;)
  • guardian419
    guardian419 Posts: 391 Member
    google zombie ants.... I'm sure it will be used as a weapon eventually and zombies will be real :)
  • darkknightfan
    darkknightfan Posts: 396 Member
    uh oh I forsee a run on Max Brooks's The zombie survival guide.. Thank goodness I already have my copy!
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    I take a wire brush to the back of my neck b4 i pee in the morning.
    Is that redneck enough for ya?
    Now you do the loadin', I'll do the shootin'.
    Woo hoo gonna be some Zombie target practice. :drinker:
  • goddamnelectric
    goddamnelectric Posts: 85
    I was hoping for this day.:laugh: glad I learned to shoot.
  • couponfun
    couponfun Posts: 714 Member
    Anyone else have a sneaking suspicion all this "flesh-eating bacteria" stuff IS the beginning of the Zombie Apocalypse?

    FWIW, my 10 year old daughter loves Zombieland, the 3-year-old loves for me to chase him like I'm a "zombie" yelling that I want his brains. We got into a spirited discussion the other morning - my daughter wants a bow and arrow or crossbow, my toddler wants a sword, and I get to find a gun and pull out a couple of machetes. All while my husband's sitting there shaking his head going "You guys are nuts!" To which the 10-year-old replied, "Keep thinking that, they'll get YOU first, but that's okay because that'll keep the zombies busy while we run for it."

    :laugh:
  • LilynEdensmom
    LilynEdensmom Posts: 612 Member
    Anyone else have a sneaking suspicion all this "flesh-eating bacteria" stuff IS the beginning of the Zombie Apocalypse?

    FWIW, my 10 year old daughter loves Zombieland, the 3-year-old loves for me to chase him like I'm a "zombie" yelling that I want his brains. We got into a spirited discussion the other morning - my daughter wants a bow and arrow or crossbow, my toddler wants a sword, and I get to find a gun and pull out a couple of machetes. All while my husband's sitting there shaking his head going "You guys are nuts!" To which the 10-year-old replied, "Keep thinking that, they'll get YOU first, but that's okay because that'll keep the zombies busy while we run for it."

    :laugh:

    LOL Love it we were in the store the other day (me and my two girls 13 and 4) and my youngest picked out a toy bow and arrow set and this old man comes up to her and is talking to her and asks why such a pretty little girl needs a bow and arrow for. She looks at him straight faced and goes to kill zombies :P
  • AlphamaleBAMF
    AlphamaleBAMF Posts: 373 Member
    I wonder if he remembered to enter the mans face and eyes on his MFP diary.
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,810 Member
    Read this yesterday....talk about a BAD trip!!!

    Drugs are bad mmmkay?
  • charityheckler
    charityheckler Posts: 25 Member
    Rule #17 Stay limber.

    My weapon of choice is a baseball bat covered in nails or razor blades. Swing batter batter swing!
  • quixoteQ
    quixoteQ Posts: 484
    the Zombie Apocalypse is going to happen..

    Duh.
  • Phoshizznet
    Phoshizznet Posts: 3
    So this is how the world is going to end in 2012? Zombie apacalypse is the way to go out. Gonna go get me a katana :)
  • Mcctin65
    Mcctin65 Posts: 507 Member
    I heard it on the news JUST as I was going to bed. Could not sleep all night. I figured it was drug related but I think there are some stories they should just leave out of the news!
  • fiabka
    fiabka Posts: 294 Member
    Time to head to the basement i knew this day was coming.. have to admit i am kind of excited.
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    LOL ..... LOVE THIS :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • MummyOfSeven
    MummyOfSeven Posts: 314 Member
    I love my family, I love my friends, but if the zombies come, I'm trippin' 'em and running like hell :laugh:
  • erxkeel
    erxkeel Posts: 553 Member
    yeap seen this on the news too!!

    shouldve double tapped first... stupid newb
  • Flixie00
    Flixie00 Posts: 1,195 Member
    Sooo glad I have dropped some weight and gotten fit
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