OMG THE ZOMBIES ARE REAL!!!!!! (CREDIBLE NEWS SOURCE)

_Bob_

Sarauk2sf

He was apparently experiencing cocaine psychosis? Gotta love Miami...

Not cocaine - LSD

Sarauk2sf

well I'm ready!!!!!




martyxx

Gotta love some Vinnie - especially when the Zombies are coming!!

quixoteQ

And THIS is why you should never pay your credit card bills.

misticache

:noway: I'm so freaking ready for a Zombie apocolypse... Thanks to my hubby my kids and I are prepared and have a plan. The freakin cardio is going to save my life. I used to think since I was the fat one I would use myself as bait to give my family a chance to run but screw that we're all running for the hills! I think I'll start hording cats to use as zombie bait. :noway:

fbmandy55

He was apparently experiencing cocaine psychosis? Gotta love Miami...

Not cocaine - LSD

Oh drugs. The go-to- blame game....

usedasbrandnew

Weird orgies? Are there non-weird orgies?

LemonsAndCoffee

Anybody watch "Doomsday Preppers?" I thought those people were nuts but I may have to DVR and start taking notes.........:huh:

ZombieSlayer

Bumping just because someone called ZombieSlayer must appear in such a thread.

Aperture_Science

I saw it on facebook and didn't think it was real till I did some digging...Time for me to find a hot redneck with a cross bow lol...

I know right? I am just glad my husband has a bow and knows how to use it!

Now you're thinking survival. Bow or cross bows mean a quiet kill. Shotguns? You might as well beset yourself in butter and run around in the streets naked shouting "I'm tasty... Grubs up!"

Come on people.... The zombies want our brains and unless we use them there going to get them too!

Aperture_Science

Rule #1 – Cardio

Rule #2 – The Double Tap

I disagree. A brisk walk will leave the undead behind so a high level of cardio is overkill. Stealth and speed will be more important when scavenging for supplies. The ability to break from cover, get supplies and get back to cover and safety is required. So, flexibility, agility work and HiiT will help you do this.

If you are thinking of migration, then cardio is a more useful skill but in that case, double tap is probably not required either; most migration routes will be crammed with panicking people. In this instance you are more likely to be using your gun against humans than ghouls. Although double tap is a very efficient kill technique a shot to the leg, arm, chest will stop a human assailant.

Rule #1 have a plan

Rule #2 have a back up plan

Rule #3 implement plan early

Rule #4 avoid concentrations of infection

Rule #5 avoid masses of human population (a.k.a. Zombie food)

Rule #6 stay healthy

What if we are not talking about the 'undead'. What if it was a virus that affects the part of the brain that controls cognitive behavior? Or causes mass surges in adreneline resulting in extreme aggression? I guarantee they will not move slow.
I have to ask why the victim didnt fight back? Maybe they couldnt? Maybe the 'zombie' was impossibly strong?

In that case rules 1 to 6 are still valid. Implement you plan, and stay out of the way of people who are infected or rioting due to panic. Of course you'll be monitoring the situation and there will probably come a point when you need to move on or at least venture out. But by that point rules 1 to 6 will have done their job. Without rules 1 to 6 you'll be lucky to survive the first few days. Certainly running around like a cardio junkie firing at ghouls is not going to be productive or safe and if any remaining functioning authorities, or the zombies don't get you another lunatic civilian is likely to shoot you, either for you gun, your supplies or by mistake.

Flixie00

well I'm ready!!!!!




martyxx

Vinnie Jones is already infected, twice the guy has been accused of biting people.

xoalyssaox

With all due respect, I have to say, I posted this thread and I am a Christian, but I do not see how that has anything to do with my post. Just because I am a Christian doesn't mean I don't enjoy watching the Walking Dead. Because I do! It's an entertaining show.

Do I believe Zombies are taking over? NO! But a man ate another man's face. That is insane!

My main question, is WHY WERE BOTH MEN NAKED?

The whole thing is crazy. It's crazy it happened, and it's funny that in the midst of all the zombie talk, that something like this actually happened...

The behavior that the man showed was clear signs of someone high on certain drugs. No, it isn't some gov't coverup...that is just dumb to say. Thank goodness that I believe in God and don't have to worry about that kind of stuff! I think the movies are stupid and I would never let my son watch them. He saw a promo for "The Walking Dead" and it scared him and at the same time, pissed me off. They should sensor that crap! Oh, and crap is what it is!! Sounds like there are a lot of people who really need to go to church!!! Sorry for the rant, I just can't stand when people perpetuate this stupidness!!!

What?

What does one thing have to do with the other? What does believing in god have to do with zombie fiction?

Technically wasn't Jesus a zombie?

I don't think that zombie fiction is anti-Christianity. In the book of Revelation it talks about all kinds of scary creatures you'll see in the end times. Could definately be some type of zombie in there.. *shudder*

However, Jesus was not a zombie... zombies have no control over their actions and lose all ties with their human self.. oh, and they also eat brains.. Jesus was resurrected and then ascended...

Now back to the zombie discussion

xoalyssaox

SO i just saw the guys face. I want to VOMIT!!!!!! OMG. he only has one eye left. its sooo nasty

Erindipitous

Thanks to my favorite childhood Sega game, I've been prepared since 1993.




Bring it.

theoriginaljayne

No, it was Shia LaBeouf. He is an actual cannibal, after all.

_TWLOHA_

cocaine makes zombies. They don't explain that in the movies.

MORE ZOMBIE NEWS
http://www.dailytech.com/Baffling+Illness+Strikes+Africa+Turns+Children+Into+Violent+Zombies/article24276.htm

RavenhairedWoman

I saw it on facebook and didn't think it was real till I did some digging...Time for me to find a hot redneck with a cross bow lol...

Hey I might not be a "hot redneck" (i assume you were referring to a male redneck version of hot anyways) but I have a crossbow, rifle, and a pistol. Most importantly I know how to use them. If we can make it to my dad's house we have a whole armory there .

Besides when it comes to being able to survive being able to hunt, clean, and cook wild critters is a huge bonus. Even though I was born and raised in the suburbs I was raised "right" ;p.

zaithyr

I think definitely some massive drug trip. However if his toxicology report comes up clean, I'd say he was just plain crazy or possessed!

Ge0rgiana

Bumping just because someone called ZombieSlayer must appear in such a thread.

You win the Internet.

Trechechus

Uhm.... It's Fox news...

blondejester

I AM SO EXCITED

BarbWhite09

I wonder if he remembered to enter the mans face and eyes on his MFP diary.

LMAO

ka_bateman

I saw it on facebook and didn't think it was real till I did some digging...Time for me to find a hot redneck with a cross bow lol...

haha, yummy! Me too...totally worth the Zombies

laynunugawa

I saw it on facebook and didn't think it was real till I did some digging...Time for me to find a hot redneck with a cross bow lol...

Well that redneck better not be named Darryl cuz he's mine sista LOL

chemically_imbalanzed

Damn Illuminati

southofmadness

Zombie apocalypse huh..Meet me at theWinchester.. Drinks are on me.

ttkg

Zombie apocalypse huh..Meet me at theWinchester.. Drinks are on me.

:laugh:

miracle4me

bump...Ok more than just a bump. This is my 1st post I am sharing anything. I have been a lurker and usually I just read others contribute. However when I saw this topic OMG incredible 1 shot should have killed or stopped the guy! I don't believe it was because of a bad trip on drugs, chances are good something evil supernatural was going on. Miami has large percentage of voodoo religion perhaps that was the reason? IDK 6 shots to kill a guy? Cops are trained to kill and not to miss their target. Here is my opinion. I think the guy who tried to stop the cannibal is a brave man. I hate to have his memory of what he saw,or his dreams. I am sorry to admit it but I would have been screaming and running for help in the other direction, afraid the cannibal would come after me! Ok lets be honest I bet the majority reading this would be doing the same thing except maybe the big buff body builders on MFP.

When I went to check my mail on Yahoo to check out the story, a news clip shows the picture of the guy who did it and if you saw him on the street (if picture I am looking at is correct) you would think he is a average looking guy. Government warned about a Zombie Apocalypse fox news carried the warning just google it I found it on a young ministers youtube as I Checked out Youtube. I just saw a video with a young Christian Minister youtube name is Yahsservant777,also Yahsservant007 and he says a woman, his Hebrew Christian Pentecostal Pastor prophesied a warning about zombie's in 1997 and reads part of the Prophecy. People mocked her and him seems to be a bunch of Internet trolls pretending to be Christians and hate their International Ministry based in New Zealand, because they are Hebrew Christians Ministry called Messianic Jews,Pastor is Hebrew bloodline. He studies the Hebrew OT. Youtube is a place I would not want to do a video the worse of the Internet Trolls Jew haters ,satanists,Illuminati, some pretending to be Christians are vicious and trying to shut him and his Pastor/Prophet up and destroy their World Wide International Ministry reaching 25 languages.

I may have mocked him also if I had not seen the news tonight and read this topic and read Fox news Government warning a yr ago about a Zombie Apocalypse caused by a virus. LOL Youtube a fountain of information. Oh the dude in video says bullets won't kill the zombies,only Bible believers will be spared IF they know what to do, when this happens world wide in the Great Tribulation this is when he says it will really be an Zombie Cannibal apocalypse IDK. It is my opinion the cops do not want to scare people so they are blaming it on drugs, what is really going on? Will there be more copy cat cannibals now? Scary to think of. This reminds me of Jeffery Dahlmer in Chicago Illinois he killed men and than ate their bodies and his favorite snack was private parts of homosexual men! Ok read it yourself truth is stranger than fiction, I think I am spelling his name right, you can check it out in search engine.

If your a Bible Believer you may want to watch the video links below, like I am doing. Even if your not a Bible Believer, it is weird how this guy gives the warning 1 yr ago and his Pastor and his International Church has been on the Internet for 17 yrs.His Pastor warned about it in 1997 with a prophecy now its in the news today. Below is the youtube links for those interested, there are like 4 links.

WOW I will say one thing watching this dudes videos are entertaining and not boring, this is better than TV! The guy knows how to entertain and inform LOL Cool video footage of zombie cannibal movie footage. This makes me wonder what the Government in USA knows that we don't know. There are more vids he does warning about Aliens and Blue Beam rapture stuff,but that would be off topic like I said watching these vids have taken away my desire to snack. LOL. So whether we agree or not with him if anyone else wants to beat the boredom here are the links to all who are interested. Believe me this young man is not a boring minister and has a charismatic personality with Bible scriptures to back him up whether its Hebrew or KJV Bible.

I hesitate to share this because I don't want to make this a debate about religion and doctrines, and I do not want to offend anyone or start a debate on doctrines that is not my intention we each have our right to our own beliefs and everyone has their right to their own opinions. I hope I don't offend anyone but I feel like all I do is take what others share on MFP and I have not shared anything out of shyness. I really just mind my own business so after this I probably will go back and just be a reader again. I have not accepted friend invites and the reasons are in my profile but thank you for all who wrote and wanted to be friends, I just have my own problem right now trying to learn how to be a friend to myself it has been lifetime and never tried before. I am finding out we can be our own worse enemy. Once I get through the emotional tornadoes in my life and healed perhaps I will be able to help others and accept friend invites...just not now. Thank You for understanding.

The only reason I am giving the links below is for entertainment,learning purpose, maybe your bored and need to take your mind off of snack attack like me. The videos go along with the topic whether it is true or not only time will tell. It was just interesting to me and even though I am new on MFP for 1 month I just wanted to share what I found in regards to topic. Normally i just read topics of interest on the message board. I found the video links on Youtube and it coincides with news about the killer cannibal with actions of a zombie! I mean WOW 6 bullets to kill the dude! Only in movies have I seen that!

I bet the story will get buried, it sure would be interesting news to know more about this killer and I pity the victim to be attacked and die like that. Can anyone imagine the pain and suffering he was forced to endure as his nose and face was eaten! There is a fox news warning about Government warning about Zombie Apocalypse just follow the link in the videos or check out search engine. I always wonder when USA Government speaks ...what is the truth? what are the real motives behind the news? I don't live in America so the news is my only access.

ZOMBIE REALITY Part 1A - Great Tribulation (AmightyWind Prophecy 21)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWPNkEF82js

ZOMBIE REALITY Part 2A - zombie COMBAT (AmightyWind Prophecy 21)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrY02KjFgQg

ZOMBIE REALITY Part 1B - Great Tribulation (AmightyWind Prophecy 21)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SMlpDQyk9I

ZOMBIE REALITY Part 2B - enemy WARNING (AmightyWind Prophecy 21)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g8yNFnJLk8

I am still watching the dudes videos. Thanks to the person who started this topic. I would not have found the videos if someone had not started this topic. My husband watches a TV series about zombie apocalypse but I refused to watch it.

Ok after reading the topic one good thing happened,after I ate my small taco salad I was still hungry,so I started reading message board,when I saw the topic checked it out on Yahoo news, saw the news footage, I lost my appetite! Now Instead I am feeding on this Zombie reality videos the dude takes my mind off my appetite. LOL Whether I agree or not with his videos doesn't matter at least I am no longer bored. LOL

Also interesting what he says about Lady Gaga, Aliens,Ufo's something called Blue Beam rapture just put YAHSservant777 aliens,ufo,bluebeam rapture in Youtube search engine if your interested. LOL I think I found something more interesting than TV or snacking. Life is about learning new things and thats what I am doing. Hey it beats snack attacks,does anyone else get tears in their eyes just thinking of a real candy bar LOL. I don't want to become any zombie/cannibal full course main meal or a snack that is for sure ! I want to lose weight but NOT that way! Just trying to lighten up this gruesome topic about the reality of man's inhumanity to mankind. For the record I refuse to watch silence of the Lambs, or Zombie movies. Does anyone else wonder why there are so many zombie and vampire movies, games, Tv Shows?

BondBomb

bump...Ok more than just a bump. This is my 1st post I am sharing anything. I have been a lurker and usually I just read others contribute. However when I saw this topic OMG incredible 1 shot should have killed or stopped the guy! I don't believe it was because of a bad trip on drugs, chances are good something evil supernatural was going on. Miami has large percentage of voodoo religion perhaps that was the reason? IDK 6 shots to kill a guy? Cops are trained to kill and not to miss their target. Here is my opinion. I think the guy who tried to stop the cannibal is a brave man. I hate to have his memory of what he saw,or his dreams. I am sorry to admit it but I would have been screaming and running for help in the other direction, afraid the cannibal would come after me! Ok lets be honest I bet the majority reading this would be doing the same thing except maybe the big buff body builders on MFP.

When I went to check my mail on Yahoo to check out the story, a news clip shows the picture of the guy who did it and if you saw him on the street (if picture I am looking at is correct) you would think he is a average looking guy. Government warned about a Zombie Apocalypse fox news carried the warning just google it I found it on a young ministers youtube as I Checked out Youtube. I just saw a video with a young Christian Minister youtube name is Yahsservant777,also Yahsservant007 and he says a woman, his Hebrew Christian Pentecostal Pastor prophesied a warning about zombie's in 1997 and reads part of the Prophecy. People mocked her and him seems to be a bunch of Internet trolls pretending to be Christians and hate their International Ministry based in New Zealand, because they are Hebrew Christians Ministry called Messianic Jews,Pastor is Hebrew bloodline. He studies the Hebrew OT. Youtube is a place I would not want to do a video the worse of the Internet Trolls Jew haters ,satanists,Illuminati, some pretending to be Christians are vicious and trying to shut him and his Pastor/Prophet up and destroy their World Wide International Ministry reaching 25 languages.

I may have mocked him also if I had not seen the news tonight and read this topic and read Fox news Government warning a yr ago about a Zombie Apocalypse caused by a virus. LOL Youtube a fountain of information. Oh the dude in video says bullets won't kill the zombies,only Bible believers will be spared IF they know what to do, when this happens world wide in the Great Tribulation this is when he says it will really be an Zombie Cannibal apocalypse IDK. It is my opinion the cops do not want to scare people so they are blaming it on drugs, what is really going on? Will there be more copy cat cannibals now? Scary to think of. This reminds me of Jeffery Dahlmer in Chicago Illinois he killed men and than ate their bodies and his favorite snack was private parts of homosexual men! Ok read it yourself truth is stranger than fiction, I think I am spelling his name right, you can check it out in search engine.

If your a Bible Believer you may want to watch the video links below, like I am doing. Even if your not a Bible Believer, it is weird how this guy gives the warning 1 yr ago and his Pastor and his International Church has been on the Internet for 17 yrs.His Pastor warned about it in 1997 with a prophecy now its in the news today. Below is the youtube links for those interested, there are like 4 links.

WOW I will say one thing watching this dudes videos are entertaining and not boring, this is better than TV! The guy knows how to entertain and inform LOL Cool video footage of zombie cannibal movie footage. This makes me wonder what the Government in USA knows that we don't know. There are more vids he does warning about Aliens and Blue Beam rapture stuff,but that would be off topic like I said watching these vids have taken away my desire to snack. LOL. So whether we agree or not with him if anyone else wants to beat the boredom here are the links to all who are interested. Believe me this young man is not a boring minister and has a charismatic personality with Bible scriptures to back him up whether its Hebrew or KJV Bible.

I hesitate to share this because I don't want to make this a debate about religion and doctrines, and I do not want to offend anyone or start a debate on doctrines that is not my intention we each have our right to our own beliefs and everyone has their right to their own opinions. I hope I don't offend anyone but I feel like all I do is take what others share on MFP and I have not shared anything out of shyness. I really just mind my own business so after this I probably will go back and just be a reader again. I have not accepted friend invites and the reasons are in my profile but thank you for all who wrote and wanted to be friends, I just have my own problem right now trying to learn how to be a friend to myself it has been lifetime and never tried before. I am finding out we can be our own worse enemy. Once I get through the emotional tornadoes in my life and healed perhaps I will be able to help others and accept friend invites...just not now. Thank You for understanding.

The only reason I am giving the links below is for entertainment,learning purpose, maybe your bored and need to take your mind off of snack attack like me. The videos go along with the topic whether it is true or not only time will tell. It was just interesting to me and even though I am new on MFP for 1 month I just wanted to share what I found in regards to topic. Normally i just read topics of interest on the message board. I found the video links on Youtube and it coincides with news about the killer cannibal with actions of a zombie! I mean WOW 6 bullets to kill the dude! Only in movies have I seen that!

I bet the story will get buried, it sure would be interesting news to know more about this killer and I pity the victim to be attacked and die like that. Can anyone imagine the pain and suffering he was forced to endure as his nose and face was eaten! There is a fox news warning about Government warning about Zombie Apocalypse just follow the link in the videos or check out search engine. I always wonder when USA Government speaks ...what is the truth? what are the real motives behind the news? I don't live in America so the news is my only access.

ZOMBIE REALITY Part 1A - Great Tribulation (AmightyWind Prophecy 21)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWPNkEF82js

ZOMBIE REALITY Part 2A - zombie COMBAT (AmightyWind Prophecy 21)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrY02KjFgQg

ZOMBIE REALITY Part 1B - Great Tribulation (AmightyWind Prophecy 21)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SMlpDQyk9I

ZOMBIE REALITY Part 2B - enemy WARNING (AmightyWind Prophecy 21)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g8yNFnJLk8

I am still watching the dudes videos. Thanks to the person who started this topic. I would not have found the videos if someone had not started this topic. My husband watches a TV series about zombie apocalypse but I refused to watch it.

Ok after reading the topic one good thing happened,after I ate my small taco salad I was still hungry,so I started reading message board,when I saw the topic checked it out on Yahoo news, saw the news footage, I lost my appetite! Now Instead I am feeding on this Zombie reality videos the dude takes my mind off my appetite. LOL Whether I agree or not with his videos doesn't matter at least I am no longer bored. LOL

Also interesting what he says about Lady Gaga, Aliens,Ufo's something called Blue Beam rapture just put YAHSservant777 aliens,ufo,bluebeam rapture in Youtube search engine if your interested. LOL I think I found something more interesting than TV or snacking. Life is about learning new things and thats what I am doing. Hey it beats snack attacks,does anyone else get tears in their eyes just thinking of a real candy bar LOL. I don't want to become any zombie/cannibal full course main meal or a snack that is for sure ! I want to lose weight but NOT that way! Just trying to lighten up this gruesome topic about the reality of man's inhumanity to mankind. For the record I refuse to watch silence of the Lambs, or Zombie movies. Does anyone else wonder why there are so many zombie and vampire movies, games, Tv Shows?

By any chance are you currently wearing a tinfoil hat?