OMG THE ZOMBIES ARE REAL!!!!!! (CREDIBLE NEWS SOURCE)

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  • AlphamaleBAMF
    AlphamaleBAMF Posts: 373
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    I wonder if he remembered to enter the mans face and eyes on his MFP diary.
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,829 Member
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    Read this yesterday....talk about a BAD trip!!!

    Drugs are bad mmmkay?
  • charityheckler
    charityheckler Posts: 25 Member
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    Rule #17 Stay limber.

    My weapon of choice is a baseball bat covered in nails or razor blades. Swing batter batter swing!
  • quixoteQ
    quixoteQ Posts: 484
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    the Zombie Apocalypse is going to happen..

    Duh.
  • Phoshizznet
    Phoshizznet Posts: 3
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    So this is how the world is going to end in 2012? Zombie apacalypse is the way to go out. Gonna go get me a katana :)
  • Mcctin65
    Mcctin65 Posts: 507 Member
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    I heard it on the news JUST as I was going to bed. Could not sleep all night. I figured it was drug related but I think there are some stories they should just leave out of the news!
  • fiabka
    fiabka Posts: 294 Member
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    Time to head to the basement i knew this day was coming.. have to admit i am kind of excited.
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    LOL ..... LOVE THIS :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • MummyOfSeven
    MummyOfSeven Posts: 314 Member
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    I love my family, I love my friends, but if the zombies come, I'm trippin' 'em and running like hell :laugh:
  • erxkeel
    erxkeel Posts: 553 Member
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    yeap seen this on the news too!!

    shouldve double tapped first... stupid newb
  • Flixie00
    Flixie00 Posts: 1,195 Member
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    Sooo glad I have dropped some weight and gotten fit
  • 970Mikaela1
    970Mikaela1 Posts: 2,013 Member
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    Any sporting goods store carries zombie rounds for all calibers of guns also......time to stock up on them i guess:)
  • Aperture_Science
    Aperture_Science Posts: 840 Member
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    Woah there survivors..... Basements are not the place to go when the zombies come a limpin'!

    Look up... to your lofts and second floors. Basements have one route in and out. Where prey are you going to go when the zombies are hammering at the door? Upstairs you have the roof as your secondary escape plan.

    for more useful survival tips see : The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks.
  • kennie2
    kennie2 Posts: 1,171 Member
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    good job we're getting into good shape to survive it then isnt it?
  • hadesflame
    hadesflame Posts: 95 Member
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    It's all about the head shot.... Flick your records if you have to! Just aim for the head!
  • Kari089
    Kari089 Posts: 126 Member
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    I saw it on facebook and didn't think it was real till I did some digging...Time for me to find a hot redneck with a cross bow lol...

    I also want my very own Daryl..gimme some squirrel stew any day! lol wait a minute..how many calories per serving!? eeek!
  • Elf_Princess1210
    Elf_Princess1210 Posts: 895 Member
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    See! Drugs really do turn people into zombies!!


    Seriously this guy must have gotten ahold of some bad stuff. Sounds like cocaine or PCP psychosis!


    Edited for clarity
  • Aperture_Science
    Aperture_Science Posts: 840 Member
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    It's all about the head shot.... Flick your records if you have to! Just aim for the head!

    Love this! Sign 'o' the Times and Blue Monday (original pressing) are safe. Batman: Throw away!
  • Shelbert79
    Shelbert79 Posts: 517 Member
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    Limber up! And don't forget the 'double tap'! lol
  • JPal5
    JPal5 Posts: 178
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    I saw it on facebook and didn't think it was real till I did some digging...Time for me to find a hot redneck with a cross bow lol...

    YES PLEASE!
  • zombiefarmboy
    zombiefarmboy Posts: 222 Member
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    How many calories was that?

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