"I HAVE NIPPLES GREG,CAN YOU MILK ME?"
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What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? I'm not even mad. That's amazing. -Ron Burgundy0
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"Him down stairs".... like im a visitor or some sh** ~ RIP Bernie Mack0
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What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?
*blushes* I actually liked that movie, and loved that line. *runs away in shame*0 -
"Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!"
-Will Ferrell,Talladega Nights0 -
"I love scotch. Scotch scotch scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly. Mmm mm mmm."
"That's bush. Bush league."
"You're a real hooker, and I'm gonna slap you in public."
"60% of the time, it works every time."
"Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair."
Veronica: "Smells like a used diaper filled with indian food!"
Bryan: "Desire smells like that to some people."
Ron: "Look! It's a glorious rainbow!"
Veronica: "Do me on it!"
"You know how to cut right to the core of me, Baxter. You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair."
"Come again? You know I don't speak Spanish! In English, please. You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? Actually I'm not even mad, that's amazing."
"DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT!"
Seriously, the whole script is awesomely fantasmical.0 -
"Dear Lord, we realizes that lately everything's changing too damned fast. And all sorts of things are always the same, even things we hated, like shoveling the turkey and stuffing the snow, and going through the same crap year in and year out,"..."even the old fashioned pain in the *kitten* traditions, like thanksgiving, which really mean something to us, even though god dammit, we couldn't tell you what it is, are starting to stop. And thousand year old trees are falling over dead, and they shouldn't. And that's all from this end. Amen." -Home for the Holidays
You're my hero for quoting that one!! It's one of my all time favorite movies, ever! What an amazing cast!
"I'm giving thanks that we don't have to go through this for another year. Except we do, because those *kitten* went and put Christmas right in the middle, just to punish us."
Haha, me too! Is it weird that I have quotes I like on my phone, and that this is there? I love the one you put too.0 -
Brick Tamland: Excuse me, Veronica?
Veronica Corningstone: Yes? What is it, Brick?
Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me?
Brick Tamland: [struggling] The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?
Veronica Corningstone: Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?
Brick Tamland: That's it.
Veronica Corningstone: Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?
Brick Tamland: No. Yes. He did.
Veronica Corningstone: Okay. No. I don't want to go to a party in your pants.
Brick Tamland: Very well. Ian, would you like to go to a party in my pants?
Ian: No, Brick.
Brick Tamland: All right. Let's go.0 -
DOCTOR! LEO! MAARRRVIIINNNNNN"0
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"But you remember one thing, you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog *kitten* outta Hong Kong..."0
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Igor: "You know... I'll never forget my old dad... when these things would happen to him. The things he'd say to me."
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "What did he say?"
Igor: "What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night!? Why don't you get our of there and give someone else a chance!?"0 -
Sire, the poor are revolting...
you said it, they stink on ice0 -
Matthew: I just went from six to midnight.
~ Forgetting Sarah Marshall0 -
My absolutely FAVORITE rants come from this movie though:
"You see this watch? You see this watch? That watch costs more than your car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a ****. Good father? **** you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here, close. You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you *kitten*? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave."
"WHAT YOU'RE HIRED FOR, is to help us! Does that seem clear to you? TO HELP US, not to...****-US-UP... to help those who are going out there to try to earn a living! You fairy. You company man!"
Name that movie and you have my heart :laugh:
Glenngary Glenn ross0 -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOrI6uqS-vk
BEST EVER!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
I'm tired of these muthafvckin' snakes on this muthafvckin' plane!0
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DOCTOR! LEO! MAARRRVIIINNNNNN"
LOVE What About Bob! "I sail, far, far away from the dock, I'm a sailor"0 -
Vizzini - "No more rhymes now, I mean it!"
Fezzik - "Anybody want a peanut?"0 -
Ms.Truvy, I pomise that my personal tragedy will not interfere with my ability to do good hair !
Well we all went skinny dippin and we did things that would frighten the fish !0 -
Ray. If someone asks if you are a god, you say, "yes!"0
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Bart: Well Jim, since you are my guest and I am your host, what are your pleasures. What do you like to do?
Jim: Oh, I don't know. Play chess...[long pause] Screw.
Bart: Well let's play chess.
-Blazing Saddles0
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