"I HAVE NIPPLES GREG,CAN YOU MILK ME?"

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  • tmpayton
    tmpayton Posts: 149 Member
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    My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

    My absolute FAVORITE movie- the look on his face when he takes off the mask is priceless!
  • morgansmom02
    morgansmom02 Posts: 1,139 Member
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    We got tattoos!
    What does mine say?
    Sweet! What does mine say?
    Dude! What does mine say?
    Sweet. What does mine say?
    Dude. What does mine say?
    Your tattoo says dude. Your tattoo says sweet.

    Shibby!!
  • classycouture
    classycouture Posts: 888 Member
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    "Raspberry. There is only one man who would DARE give me the raspberry... LONESTAR"


    Personally, I love every line from that movie.
  • hadesflame
    hadesflame Posts: 95 Member
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    Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
    Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
    Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
    Roger Roger. What's your vector, Victor? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Do you like gladiator movies?
    "Raspberry. There is only one man who would DARE give me the raspberry... LONESTAR"


    Personally, I love every line from that movie.
    She's gone from suck to blow!
  • TexanThom
    TexanThom Posts: 778
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    This is for ladies only.


    ZIPPPPPPP...So is this mom, but every now and then I have to run a little water through it.


    From My Favorite Year.
  • morgansmom02
    morgansmom02 Posts: 1,139 Member
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOrI6uqS-vk

    BEST EVER!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    A lot of these lines are from Will Ferrell! I like!
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
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    "I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup! I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on pancakes. I love it on pizza. And I take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick?"
    - Jeremy Grey in Wedding Crashers
    HEY MOM, CAN WE GET SOME MEATLOAF?!
  • Monkey_Butter
    Monkey_Butter Posts: 4
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    "I'm a woman! We dont say what we WANT! But we reserve the right to get pissed off if we dont get it. Thats what makes us so fascinating! And not a little bit scary."
  • psychofantasy
    psychofantasy Posts: 71
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    "I didn't know you were bringing people. I would've trimmed my antlers."
  • Cambrendle
    Cambrendle Posts: 104 Member
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    "We stopped off for ice cream."
    "When the **** did we get ice cream?!"

    The Ringer

    SCRATCH! SCRAAAAAAAAATCH! Oh my stars of the love of Liza. You scratch my C-D!
    You picked it up in pure daylight and you scratched it!

    Why'd you scratch his C D?

    Jeffy just admiring it.

    Do it again and you'll be admiring my butt from the pavement with a straw.

    <3 this movie
  • Bankman1989
    Bankman1989 Posts: 1,116 Member
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    Dear Lord Baby Jesus, or as our brothers to the south call you, Jesús, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Domino’s, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family, my two beautiful, beautiful, handsome, striking sons, Walker and Texas Ranger, or T.R. as we call him, and of course, my red-hot smoking wife, Carley who is a stone-cold fox. Who if you were to rate her *kitten* on a hundred, it would easily be a 94. Also wanna thank you for my best friend and teammate, Cal Naughton Jr. who’s got my back no matter what.

    :bigsmile: :bigsmile:

    Ricky Bobby: Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers.

    ^^^^This
  • hadesflame
    hadesflame Posts: 95 Member
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    DOCTOR! LEO! MAARRRVIIINNNNNN"

    I'M SAILING!!!!!!!!!!!
  • classycouture
    classycouture Posts: 888 Member
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    Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
    Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
    Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
    Roger Roger. What's your vector, Victor? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    "Raspberry. There is only one man who would DARE give me the raspberry... LONESTAR"


    Personally, I love every line from that movie.
    She's gone from suck to blow!

    Yes!! Oh, I love that.



    "Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
  • AlayshaJ
    AlayshaJ Posts: 703 Member
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    Its not really a line so much as a scene before said words.

    Its from a movie called The Boys and Girls Guide to Getting Down.

    So this girl is all coked up and wont shut up. She is saying meaningless and boring things. So this guy walks up behind her and puts a bag over her head for like 8 seconds. (The camera is pointed at her face, so you can see her reaction.) The guy in front of her is just like "Naw man, thats enough" and the guy with the bag takes it off and walks away.

    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA ...Gets me everytime.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s3YOyNPvGM
  • fmf525
    fmf525 Posts: 6 Member
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    You brought the f**kin' Pomeranian bowling?

    What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a f**king beer. He's not taking your f**king turn, Dude.
  • BADGIRLstl
    BADGIRLstl Posts: 473 Member
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    "I got to fight every night to prove my love" The Five Heartbeats

    "You aint got to lie Craig, You aint got to lie" Friday
  • Kendrawinn
    Kendrawinn Posts: 160
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    Craig Jones: We ain't got no sugar.
    Smokey: No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar.
    Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn.
  • PrncessBre
    PrncessBre Posts: 444 Member
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    "Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions, Smokey!"

    "Yall ain't never got two things that match. Either yall got Kool-aid, but no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Damn."

    "Welcome to Good Burger, home of the good burger! Can I take your order?"

    "I didn't read the baby books! What's gonna happen!? How did anyone ever give birth without a baby book!? That's right! The ancient Egyptians ****ing engraved what to Expect When You're Expecting on the pyramid walls! I forgot about that!"

    "Go **** your ****ing bong!" - "I will **** my bong, doggy style, FOR ONCE!"

    "Take the vest off, you look like Aladdin!"

    "You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so ****-faced last night, I shouldn't have ****ed that guy?' We could be that mistake!"

    I got to stop :laugh: I absolutely LOVE Apatow Productions and can recite his movies line by line lol. Same goes with the Friday movies!
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    OMG HOW THE HELL COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN THIS MOVIE???? LMFAO!!! :laugh:
  • cspong
    cspong Posts: 260 Member
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    Pharrell: You're five zippers away from "Thriller".
    Sergio: Oh, and you're one shirt away from Carlton, mutha****a.
  • PrncessBre
    PrncessBre Posts: 444 Member
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    ^^^QUOTE
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