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"I HAVE NIPPLES GREG,CAN YOU MILK ME?"

PrncessBre
PrncessBre Posts: 444 Member
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WHATS YOUR ALL TIME FAVORITE LINE FROM A MOVIE THAT YOU CRACK UP JUST THINKING ABOUT???
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  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    "Tell her you miss her whispering eye." "... and your whispering eye?" "Vagina! It means vagina!"
  • morgansmom02
    morgansmom02 Posts: 1,131 Member
    Whoa whoa whoa, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don't like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn't put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy's gotta think 'You got a pet. You got a responsibility.' If your dog gets lost you don't look for an hour then call it quits. You get your a*s out there and you find that f*cking dog.
  • the_journeyman
    the_journeyman Posts: 1,877 Member
    "Where the white women at?"

    JM
  • morgansmom02
    morgansmom02 Posts: 1,131 Member
    "Tell her you miss her whispering eye." "... and your whispering eye?" "Vagina! It means vagina!"

    YES!!!! This makes me laugh until I cry
  • morgansmom02
    morgansmom02 Posts: 1,131 Member
    Annie:What kind of a name is 'Stove' anyway? What, are you like a kitchen appliance or something?
    Flight Attendant Steve: No. My name is Steve and I'm a man.
    Annie: You are a flight attendant.
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    Annie:What kind of a name is 'Stove' anyway? What, are you like a kitchen appliance or something?
    Flight Attendant Steve: No. My name is Steve and I'm a man.
    Annie: You are a flight attendant.

    Amazing movie.
  • morgansmom02
    morgansmom02 Posts: 1,131 Member
    There’s a colonial woman on the wing! ..I think there’s something they aren’t telling us.
    Lets get out of here! Open the doors!
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    "There's a... (feels boobs) 70% chance it's raining right now!"
  • morgansmom02
    morgansmom02 Posts: 1,131 Member
    Annie:What kind of a name is 'Stove' anyway? What, are you like a kitchen appliance or something?
    Flight Attendant Steve: No. My name is Steve and I'm a man.
    Annie: You are a flight attendant.

    Amazing movie.

    I love Bridesmaids. It's coming out of me like lava!
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    Annie:What kind of a name is 'Stove' anyway? What, are you like a kitchen appliance or something?
    Flight Attendant Steve: No. My name is Steve and I'm a man.
    Annie: You are a flight attendant.

    Amazing movie.

    I love Bridesmaids. It's coming out of me like lava!

    I think I just about died what she *kitten* herself in the street.
  • crista_b
    crista_b Posts: 1,192 Member
    "It's called civil rights. This is the 90s"
  • morgansmom02
    morgansmom02 Posts: 1,131 Member
    Annie:What kind of a name is 'Stove' anyway? What, are you like a kitchen appliance or something?
    Flight Attendant Steve: No. My name is Steve and I'm a man.
    Annie: You are a flight attendant.

    Amazing movie.

    I love Bridesmaids. It's coming out of me like lava!

    I think I just about died what she *kitten* herself in the street.

    It is happening. I am sh*tting in the street.
  • brun73
    brun73 Posts: 40 Member
    Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f'ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white *kitten* down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of *kitten* this side of the nuthouse.
  • morgansmom02
    morgansmom02 Posts: 1,131 Member
    Karen: If you're from Africa, why are you white?
    Gretchen: Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.
  • pullipgirl
    pullipgirl Posts: 767 Member
    What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?
  • morgansmom02
    morgansmom02 Posts: 1,131 Member
    Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f'ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white *kitten* down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of *kitten* this side of the nuthouse.
    :laugh:
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
    "I was born a poor, black child".
  • nichalsont
    nichalsont Posts: 421 Member
    From the Goonies:

    Chunk to Sloth "Man, you smell like Phys Ed"
  • nichalsont
    nichalsont Posts: 421 Member
    Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f'ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white *kitten* down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of *kitten* this side of the nuthouse.

    A true classic. Another favorite of mine from this movie, but more obscure is: "I'm gonna catch it in the coat and smack it with the hammer." - referring to the squirrel loose in the house.
  • PrncessBre
    PrncessBre Posts: 444 Member
    "YOU CALL YOUR GRANDMOTHER GAM GAM???" LMAO GOTTA LOVE "HORRIBLE BOSSES" :laugh:
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    "I was born a poor, black child".

    I was going to post this!!!!!!!!!!! One of my favorite movies! so many great lines from it. Someone hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!
  • PrncessBre
    PrncessBre Posts: 444 Member
    "STU AYE STU!!! **** THIS TIGER" AS HE DRY HUMPS THE TIGER (THE HANGOVER) :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
    Girl, you look so good, someone ought to put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
  • morgansmom02
    morgansmom02 Posts: 1,131 Member
    "YOU CALL YOUR GRANDMOTHER GAM GAM???" LMAO GOTTA LOVE "HORRIBLE BOSSES" :laugh:

    I would bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states.
  • 1WorkoutAtATime
    1WorkoutAtATime Posts: 719
    THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    I'm a little black woman, in a big silver box!
  • Allie_71
    Allie_71 Posts: 1,063 Member
    I’ve been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I’ve come to the conclusion that my guts have sh1t for brains.

    High Fidelity.
  • brun73
    brun73 Posts: 40 Member
    Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f'ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white *kitten* down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of *kitten* this side of the nuthouse.

    A true classic. Another favorite fof mine from this movie, but more obscure is: "I'm gonna catch it in the coat and smack it with the hammer." - referring to the squirrel loose in the house.

    I love the line just before that, an it very fitting for this site:
    Where is Eddie? He usually eats these goddam things.
    Not recently, Clark. He read that squirrels were high in cholesterol.
  • PrncessBre
    PrncessBre Posts: 444 Member
    "YOU CALL YOUR GRANDMOTHER GAM GAM???" LMAO GOTTA LOVE "HORRIBLE BOSSES" :laugh:

    I would bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states.

    Detective: "You wanna explain why you were speeding?"
    Nick: "I was drag racing."
    Detective: "In a Prius?"
    Nick: "I don't win a lot."
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    "YOU CALL YOUR GRANDMOTHER GAM GAM???" LMAO GOTTA LOVE "HORRIBLE BOSSES" :laugh:

    I would bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states.

    Detective: "You wanna explain why you were speeding?"
    Nick: "I was drag racing."
    Detective: "In a Prius?"
    Nick: "I don't win a lot."

    I have to see this movie..LOL
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