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"I HAVE NIPPLES GREG,CAN YOU MILK ME?"
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"I don't have to worry about that... I'm adopted"
"WHAT?!" *SLAM* "WHO TOLD YOU?!"
Ah, Easy A. Hilarious moment.0 -
Hoopah drives the boat chief
Its Herbie Handcock
Why dont you go back to your home on *kitten* Island0 -
"YOU CALL YOUR GRANDMOTHER GAM GAM???" LMAO GOTTA LOVE "HORRIBLE BOSSES" :laugh:
I would bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states.
Detective: "You wanna explain why you were speeding?"
Nick: "I was drag racing."
Detective: "In a Prius?"
Nick: "I don't win a lot."
Nick: "You're gonna be our lookout."
Dale: "I'm gonna honk the horn six times."
Kurt: "Something much more subtle..."
Dale: "Four honks?"
Nick: "Can you honk once?"
Dale: "People honk once all the time - you're gonna be running in and out of the house..."0 -
LOVE this movie.....HAVE to watch it every Christmas season or it makes me sad! I will never tired of watching it I don't think! lolWhere do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f'ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white *kitten* down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of *kitten* this side of the nuthouse.0 -
Annie:What kind of a name is 'Stove' anyway? What, are you like a kitchen appliance or something?
Flight Attendant Steve: No. My name is Steve and I'm a man.
Annie: You are a flight attendant.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Haha! I'm DYING!0 -
I heard that the japs took a couple of them down in kikkoman
isn't that a soy sauce?
yeah, low sodium0 -
"Have fun storming the castle!"
*This said to my daughter as I drop her off at school.
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it's the freak'n catalina wine mixer0
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"I'm moving up the food chain! I'm gonna chew on something that has a FACE!"-Will the Krill0
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Whoa whoa whoa, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don't like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn't put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy's gotta think 'You got a pet. You got a responsibility.' If your dog gets lost you don't look for an hour then call it quits. You get your a*s out there and you find that f*cking dog.
CLASSIC!!!!0 -
"YOU CALL YOUR GRANDMOTHER GAM GAM???" LMAO GOTTA LOVE "HORRIBLE BOSSES" :laugh:
I would bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states.
Detective: "You wanna explain why you were speeding?"
Nick: "I was drag racing."
Detective: "In a Prius?"
Nick: "I don't win a lot."
I have to see this movie..LOL
It has a lot of awesome lines!0 -
"Tell her you miss her whispering eye."
My favorite, ever! lol0 -
Whoa whoa whoa, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don't like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn't put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy's gotta think 'You got a pet. You got a responsibility.' If your dog gets lost you don't look for an hour then call it quits. You get your a*s out there and you find that f*cking dog.
CLASSIC!!!!
What day is it??
October?
It's nudie magazine day!!0 -
""PC Load Letter"? What the @!%$ does that mean?"
Great when you work in an office.0 -
"Bull****! You look like you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"
Full Metal Jacket0 -
"How dare you?! SHE'S A NICE LADY!"0
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Your killing me smalls..... :happy:0
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Whoa whoa whoa, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don't like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn't put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy's gotta think 'You got a pet. You got a responsibility.' If your dog gets lost you don't look for an hour then call it quits. You get your a*s out there and you find that f*cking dog.
CLASSIC!!!!
What day is it??
October?
It's nudie magazine day!!
My 12 and 15yr ols boys almost have this movie and Happy Gilmore memorized0 -
I would bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states.
"It's from a movie."
"No it's not."
*turns to camera* ..."IT IS NOW!"0 -
"Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner."0
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"Robert better not get in my face... 'cause I'll drop that motherfcker!" -"Step Brothers"0
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"Have fun storming the castle!"
*This said to my daughter as I drop her off at school.
"Have fun storming the castle!"
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"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"0 -
"You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas, Mom? A big wooden cross, so that every time you feel unappreciated for your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it. "
I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!0 -
"Robert better not get in my face... 'cause I'll drop that motherfcker!" -"Step Brothers"
I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home.0 -
Omfg I LOVE this topic. OP I applaud you. :drinker:0
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"O dear God, thank You. You are such a good God to us, a kind and gentle... and accommodating God. And we thank You, O sweet, sweet Lord of hosts... for the... smorgasbord... You have so aptly lain at our table this day... and each day... by day. Day by day by day. O dear Lord, three things we pray. To love Thee more dearly. To see Thee more clearly. To follow Thee more nearly... day by day... by day. Amen. Amen."0
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Jimmy: I see you got fat.
Chazz: I see you still look like a fifteen year old girl, but not hot.0 -
"Robert better not get in my face... 'cause I'll drop that motherfcker!" -"Step Brothers"
I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home.
Derek: So, what do we do now?
Brennan Huff: We could hug?
Derek: Yeah, you'd like that, you *kitten*!... I'm sorry, I'm new to this.
-"Step Brothers"
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What makes you think she's a witch?
Well, she turned me into a newt!
A newt?
... I got better.
Burn her anyway!
or anything else said in this movie0 -
[to Gail Stanwyck, who answers the door wearing a towel]
Fletch: Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.0
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