"I HAVE NIPPLES GREG,CAN YOU MILK ME?"

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  • cspong
    cspong Posts: 260 Member
    "I don't have to worry about that... I'm adopted"

    "WHAT?!" *SLAM* "WHO TOLD YOU?!"

    Ah, Easy A. Hilarious moment.
  • taglientep
    taglientep Posts: 297 Member
    Hoopah drives the boat chief

    Its Herbie Handcock

    Why dont you go back to your home on *kitten* Island
  • PrncessBre
    PrncessBre Posts: 444 Member
    "YOU CALL YOUR GRANDMOTHER GAM GAM???" LMAO GOTTA LOVE "HORRIBLE BOSSES" :laugh:

    I would bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states.

    Detective: "You wanna explain why you were speeding?"
    Nick: "I was drag racing."
    Detective: "In a Prius?"
    Nick: "I don't win a lot."


    Nick: "You're gonna be our lookout."
    Dale: "I'm gonna honk the horn six times."
    Kurt: "Something much more subtle..."
    Dale: "Four honks?"
    Nick: "Can you honk once?"
    Dale: "People honk once all the time - you're gonna be running in and out of the house..."
  • ShellyKay67
    ShellyKay67 Posts: 489 Member
    Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f'ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white *kitten* down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of *kitten* this side of the nuthouse.
    LOVE this movie.....HAVE to watch it every Christmas season or it makes me sad! I will never tired of watching it I don't think! lol
  • cspong
    cspong Posts: 260 Member
    Annie:What kind of a name is 'Stove' anyway? What, are you like a kitchen appliance or something?
    Flight Attendant Steve: No. My name is Steve and I'm a man.
    Annie: You are a flight attendant.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Haha! I'm DYING!
  • TheFunBun
    TheFunBun Posts: 793 Member
    I heard that the japs took a couple of them down in kikkoman

    isn't that a soy sauce?

    yeah, low sodium
  • _Christine_
    _Christine_ Posts: 1,385 Member
    "Have fun storming the castle!"

    *This said to my daughter as I drop her off at school. ;)
  • 1WorkoutAtATime
    1WorkoutAtATime Posts: 719
    it's the freak'n catalina wine mixer
  • BigDave1050
    BigDave1050 Posts: 854 Member
    "I'm moving up the food chain! I'm gonna chew on something that has a FACE!"-Will the Krill
  • trybefan
    trybefan Posts: 488 Member
    Whoa whoa whoa, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don't like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn't put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy's gotta think 'You got a pet. You got a responsibility.' If your dog gets lost you don't look for an hour then call it quits. You get your a*s out there and you find that f*cking dog.

    CLASSIC!!!!
  • morgansmom02
    morgansmom02 Posts: 1,131 Member
    "YOU CALL YOUR GRANDMOTHER GAM GAM???" LMAO GOTTA LOVE "HORRIBLE BOSSES" :laugh:

    I would bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states.

    Detective: "You wanna explain why you were speeding?"
    Nick: "I was drag racing."
    Detective: "In a Prius?"
    Nick: "I don't win a lot."

    I have to see this movie..LOL

    It has a lot of awesome lines!
  • SerinaK
    SerinaK Posts: 87
    "Tell her you miss her whispering eye."

    My favorite, ever! lol
  • morgansmom02
    morgansmom02 Posts: 1,131 Member
    Whoa whoa whoa, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don't like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn't put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy's gotta think 'You got a pet. You got a responsibility.' If your dog gets lost you don't look for an hour then call it quits. You get your a*s out there and you find that f*cking dog.

    CLASSIC!!!!

    What day is it??
    October?
    It's nudie magazine day!!
  • kodaks
    kodaks Posts: 132 Member
    ""PC Load Letter"? What the @!%$ does that mean?"



    Great when you work in an office.
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    "Bull****! You look like you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"

    Full Metal Jacket
  • cspong
    cspong Posts: 260 Member
    "How dare you?! SHE'S A NICE LADY!"
  • Kendrawinn
    Kendrawinn Posts: 160
    Your killing me smalls..... :happy:
  • trybefan
    trybefan Posts: 488 Member
    Whoa whoa whoa, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don't like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn't put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy's gotta think 'You got a pet. You got a responsibility.' If your dog gets lost you don't look for an hour then call it quits. You get your a*s out there and you find that f*cking dog.

    CLASSIC!!!!

    What day is it??
    October?
    It's nudie magazine day!!

    My 12 and 15yr ols boys almost have this movie and Happy Gilmore memorized
  • kayleesays
    kayleesays Posts: 564 Member

    I would bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states.

    "It's from a movie."
    "No it's not."

    *turns to camera* ..."IT IS NOW!"
  • shammxo
    shammxo Posts: 1,432 Member
    "Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner."
  • PrncessBre
    PrncessBre Posts: 444 Member
    "Robert better not get in my face... 'cause I'll drop that motherfcker!" -"Step Brothers"
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    "Have fun storming the castle!"

    *This said to my daughter as I drop her off at school. ;)

    "Have fun storming the castle!"
    and
    "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"
  • slepygrl
    slepygrl Posts: 249 Member
    "You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas, Mom? A big wooden cross, so that every time you feel unappreciated for your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it. "


    I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!
  • shammxo
    shammxo Posts: 1,432 Member
    "Robert better not get in my face... 'cause I'll drop that motherfcker!" -"Step Brothers"

    I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home.
  • cspong
    cspong Posts: 260 Member
    Omfg I LOVE this topic. OP I applaud you. :drinker:
  • kayleesays
    kayleesays Posts: 564 Member
    "O dear God, thank You. You are such a good God to us, a kind and gentle... and accommodating God. And we thank You, O sweet, sweet Lord of hosts... for the... smorgasbord... You have so aptly lain at our table this day... and each day... by day. Day by day by day. O dear Lord, three things we pray. To love Thee more dearly. To see Thee more clearly. To follow Thee more nearly... day by day... by day. Amen. Amen."
  • cspong
    cspong Posts: 260 Member
    Jimmy: I see you got fat.
    Chazz: I see you still look like a fifteen year old girl, but not hot.
  • PrncessBre
    PrncessBre Posts: 444 Member
    "Robert better not get in my face... 'cause I'll drop that motherfcker!" -"Step Brothers"

    I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home.

    Derek: So, what do we do now?
    Brennan Huff: We could hug?
    Derek: Yeah, you'd like that, you *kitten*!... I'm sorry, I'm new to this.
    -"Step Brothers"

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • cannonsky
    cannonsky Posts: 850 Member
    What makes you think she's a witch?
    Well, she turned me into a newt!
    A newt?
    ... I got better.
    Burn her anyway!

    or anything else said in this movie
  • blittle2
    blittle2 Posts: 94 Member
    [to Gail Stanwyck, who answers the door wearing a towel]
    Fletch: Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.
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