I come to MFP to pick up chicks

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  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    Look at all the males over here - start talking about a clean shave and see what happens....

    I think we're about to be outnumbered girls - so not the norm on here.

    Funny how that happens... :glasses:

    I think maybe it was cz's avatar that lured them in......:wink:
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    great fitting jeans and boxer briefs
    I love shirts that tease with some chest hair poking out

    chest hair :huh:
    On a guy I like dark jeans, black t-shirt or casual button up (not tucked in)...black shoes....
    No bells and whistles and please NO stanky smelling cologne...
  • chrissyh
    chrissyh Posts: 8,235 Member
    yep I like a tease of cologne that I can smell when I am close not for everyone to share
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    great fitting jeans and boxer briefs
    I love shirts that tease with some chest hair poking out

    chest hair :huh:
    On a guy I like dark jeans, black t-shirt or casual button up (not tucked in)...black shoes....
    No bells and whistles and please NO stanky smelling cologne...

    true leave the cheap calogne in the bottle! good for an air freshener left open in the bathroom!
  • kimber607
    kimber607 Posts: 7,128 Member
    yep I like a tease of cologne that I can smell when I am close not for everyone to share

    Anything but old spice :laugh:
    reminds my of my FIL
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
    I like GMFM jeans with just the right free man fading!

    Wow,,, Ok.

    Captain non-clothes-horse rears his ugly head. What the heck are you talking about?!?!
  • GreenEyedMonster
    GreenEyedMonster Posts: 803
    yep I like a tease of cologne that I can smell when I am close not for everyone to share

    I thought the point of cologne was to lure you in from across the planet. :tongue:
  • chrissyh
    chrissyh Posts: 8,235 Member
    I am a like drakar, CK - can't remember which one of the CKs - he's got a couple - I probably like them all....but no obsession kinda ranks up there with old spice
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
    yep I like a tease of cologne that I can smell when I am close not for everyone to share

    Anything but old spice :laugh:
    reminds my of my FIL

    I'm not allowed English Leather - ever, at all. Reminds her of her grandfather. She likes Drakkar - I'm indifferent. I wear what she tells me to wear. :laugh:

    Not Whipped - I just don't care.
  • chrissyh
    chrissyh Posts: 8,235 Member
    yep I like a tease of cologne that I can smell when I am close not for everyone to share

    I thought the point of cologne was to lure you in from across the planet. :tongue:
    well considering we've been married since I was 18 - he's mine and better not be luring in anyone else!!!!:laugh: I don't share
  • chrissyh
    chrissyh Posts: 8,235 Member
    yep I like a tease of cologne that I can smell when I am close not for everyone to share

    Anything but old spice :laugh:
    reminds my of my FIL

    I'm not allowed English Leather - ever, at all. Reminds her of her grandfather. She likes Drakkar - I'm indifferent. I wear what she tells me to wear. :laugh:

    Not Whipped - I just don't care.

    whipped for sure! but that's the way it should be!
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    Look at all the males over here - start talking about a clean shave and see what happens....

    I think we're about to be outnumbered girls - so not the norm on here.

    Funny how that happens... :glasses:

    I think maybe it was cz's avatar that lured them in......:wink:

    pshhhhhhhhh you were standing in feathers a minute ago! :laugh: :laugh: mine is art! a painting, look closely!
  • GreenEyedMonster
    GreenEyedMonster Posts: 803
    Oddly one of my ex-girlfriends had me wearing Pleasures For Men... never switched. I probably should.
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
    No dear - whipped is when she can tell me to get rid of my motorcycle.
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    yep I like a tease of cologne that I can smell when I am close not for everyone to share

    I thought the point of cologne was to lure you in from across the planet. :tongue:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I always joke that if they wear too much they are trying to knock you out from lack of oxygen and have their way with you....:laugh:
  • kimber607
    kimber607 Posts: 7,128 Member
    yep I like a tease of cologne that I can smell when I am close not for everyone to share

    I thought the point of cologne was to lure you in from across the planet. :tongue:
    well considering we've been married since I was 18 - he's mine and better not be luring in anyone else!!!!:laugh: I don't share

    zha.gif
  • rubberjonnie
    rubberjonnie Posts: 4,171
    this is halarious....

    Give em women a subject and off they go....
    Just like winding a car up....

    Now which man will change his AV quicly enough to see if they cover all the ladies clothing requirements.....ha ha :laugh: :tongue:
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715

    I'm not allowed English Leather - ever, at all. Reminds her of her grandfather. She likes Drakkar - I'm indifferent. I wear what she tells me to wear. :laugh:

    Not Whipped - I just don't care.

    you care, you get the best response when she likes how you smell! don't lie! :devil: :devil:
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
    I care about the response, but I don't care about the cologne.
  • rubberjonnie
    rubberjonnie Posts: 4,171
    Oddly one of my ex-girlfriends had me wearing Pleasures For Men... never switched. I probably should.

    I'm a bit of a creature of habbit on that one too and alternate between

    Prada and Ultra Violet by paco Rabanne.... both have not let me down so far..... :glasses:
  • kimber607
    kimber607 Posts: 7,128 Member
    Oddly one of my ex-girlfriends had me wearing Pleasures For Men... never switched. I probably should.

    I'm a bit of a creature of habbit on that one too and alternate between

    Prada and Ultra Violet by paco Rabanne.... both have not let me down so far..... :glasses:

    Ultra violet :huh: :noway: :smokin:
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    this is halarious....

    Give em women a subject and off they go....
    Just like winding a car up....

    Now which man will change his AV quicly enough to see if they cover all the ladies clothing requirements.....ha ha :laugh: :tongue:

    you seem to be here? :devil: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • kimber607
    kimber607 Posts: 7,128 Member
    No dear - whipped is when she can tell me to get rid of my motorcycle.

    Men...do they ever get too old for their 'toys'?
  • rubberjonnie
    rubberjonnie Posts: 4,171
    this is halarious....

    Give em women a subject and off they go....
    Just like winding a car up....

    Now which man will change his AV quicly enough to see if they cover all the ladies clothing requirements.....ha ha :laugh: :tongue:

    you seem to be here? :devil: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I am keepin my shirt on... someone told me too..... :tongue: :tongue:
  • rubberjonnie
    rubberjonnie Posts: 4,171
    Oddly one of my ex-girlfriends had me wearing Pleasures For Men... never switched. I probably should.

    I'm a bit of a creature of habbit on that one too and alternate between

    Prada and Ultra Violet by paco Rabanne.... both have not let me down so far..... :glasses:

    Ultra violet :huh: :noway: :smokin:

    You know that one huh????
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    this is halarious....

    Give em women a subject and off they go....
    Just like winding a car up....

    Now which man will change his AV quicly enough to see if they cover all the ladies clothing requirements.....ha ha :laugh: :tongue:

    you seem to be here? :devil: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    he does have that open collar going.....now if only we could see a little chest hair...:devil: :laugh: :flowerforyou:
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    I care about the response, but I don't care about the cologne.

    do you think women like thong panties, or the response? hmmmmmmmmmm
  • chrissyh
    chrissyh Posts: 8,235 Member
    Toys keep the boys happy!

    My hubby came home from a doctors appt with a prescription for a Harley - this was a recheck for blood pressure - doc said it was a sure way to reduce stress and lower the blood pressure

    at that time, I was in reconstruction and so I told him he could choose between the harley or my boobs - we know what he chose - he owns no harley....I told him I can run around the house making harley noises and I'm more fun to ride:blushing:
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
    No dear - whipped is when she can tell me to get rid of my motorcycle.

    Men...do they ever get too old for their 'toys'?

    "Toys"? That's riotous,,,,,

    Edit - no need to be snarky. Like explaining "Red" to Ray Charles,,,
  • chrissyh
    chrissyh Posts: 8,235 Member
    I care about the response, but I don't care about the cologne.

    do you think women like thong panties, or the response? hmmmmmmmmmm

    everyone needs a good flossing every once in a while.:noway:
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