I come to MFP to pick up chicks

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  • rubberjonnie
    rubberjonnie Posts: 4,171
    this is halarious....

    Give em women a subject and off they go....
    Just like winding a car up....

    Now which man will change his AV quicly enough to see if they cover all the ladies clothing requirements.....ha ha :laugh: :tongue:

    you seem to be here? :devil: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    he does have that open collar going.....now if only we could see a little chest hair...:devil: :laugh: :flowerforyou:

    Sorry not allowed too, CZ told me before to put my shirt back on.... :grumble: :happy: :tongue:
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    I care about the response, but I don't care about the cologne.

    do you think women like thong panties, or the response? hmmmmmmmmmm

    everyone needs a good flossing every once in a while.:noway:

    nothing like the feel of a constant wedgie. :indifferent:
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    No dear - whipped is when she can tell me to get rid of my motorcycle.

    no, not that! all that power between the legs, don't even say get rid of the motorcycle! (shudder) never!
  • rubberjonnie
    rubberjonnie Posts: 4,171
    Toys keep the boys happy!

    My hubby came home from a doctors appt with a prescription for a Harley - this was a recheck for blood pressure - doc said it was a sure way to reduce stress and lower the blood pressure

    at that time, I was in reconstruction and so I told him he could choose between the harley or my boobs - we know what he chose - he owns no harley....I told him I can run around the house making harley noises and I'm more fun to ride:blushing:

    The things women do for men eh....
    An oil change every now and again and a bit of spit and polish and you will be firing on all cylinders for years....
    Oh what a lucky man.... :flowerforyou:
  • rubberjonnie
    rubberjonnie Posts: 4,171
    I care about the response, but I don't care about the cologne.

    do you think women like thong panties, or the response? hmmmmmmmmmm

    everyone needs a good flossing every once in a while.:noway:

    nothing like the feel of a constant wedgie. :indifferent:

    Not a big fan of thongs here but if women want to put themselves through what looks like cheesewire than hell fiar play to them... more of a little shorts fan myself....
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    this is halarious....

    Give em women a subject and off they go....
    Just like winding a car up....

    Now which man will change his AV quicly enough to see if they cover all the ladies clothing requirements.....ha ha :laugh: :tongue:

    you seem to be here? :devil: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    he does have that open collar going.....now if only we could see a little chest hair...:devil: :laugh: :flowerforyou:

    Sorry not allowed too, CZ told me before to put my shirt back on.... :grumble: :happy: :tongue:

    that was yesterday! Take it off!
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    I care about the response, but I don't care about the cologne.

    do you think women like thong panties, or the response? hmmmmmmmmmm

    everyone needs a good flossing every once in a while.:noway:

    nothing like the feel of a constant wedgie. :indifferent:

    Not a big fan of thongs here but if women want to put themselves through what looks like cheesewire than hell fiar play to them... more of a little shorts fan myself....

    Boy shorts are all I wear anymore :bigsmile:

    Off to lunch - you guys behave :wink:
  • Any body hair is for men! Smooth and soft is my cup of tea!

    Believe me, i ain't saying i like any just know based on some experience!!! that some are not so into smooth and soft if ya catch my drift..... :laugh:

    Brillo pads and steel wool are for scrubbing pots! A lady should be well kept!

    Ok so I'm already in love with RJ and now I think I love you too Cze! I agree whole heartedly on being well kept!
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715

    Off to lunch - you guys behave :wink:

    never!
  • and pulling him so close with fingers in the swirly back parts! you figure it out!

    Yep I :love: you!!
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    Any body hair is for men! Smooth and soft is my cup of tea!

    Believe me, i ain't saying i like any just know based on some experience!!! that some are not so into smooth and soft if ya catch my drift..... :laugh:

    Brillo pads and steel wool are for scrubbing pots! A lady should be well kept!

    Ok so I'm already in love with RJ and now I think I love you too Cze! I agree whole heartedly on being well kept!

    Nikky, like my new shoes?
  • Looks at the thread while the song goes through his head....

    "It's getting hot in here so take off all your clothes" then with the addition of

    "Just keep on your red high heels..... ha ha

    Oh this is what Fridays are for....

    Roll on the weekend....

    CZ - It would appear that you have managed to lose your underware.... not sure if you saw that but they appear to be round your ankles....?>?>? :wink:


    Am thinking...

    I SO SO SO want to go out and party tonight...

    While singing ...

    "It is getting so hot in here.... I'm gonna take my clothes offf"... Don't worry I'll keep the shoes on... (actually wearing red shoes with her skinny jeans today... :bigsmile: Lucky LUCKY me!!)
  • chgudnitz
    chgudnitz Posts: 4,079
    I think we need the full body shot to know if they work with your body type.
  • "You can leave your hat on,,,," <Joe Cocker>

    I love that song!


    Oh Casper... that song is the best for stripping.

    (did I just say that on a public forum?) :blushing: :blushing:

    Yep I did :bigsmile:
  • rubberjonnie
    rubberjonnie Posts: 4,171
    this is halarious....

    Give em women a subject and off they go....
    Just like winding a car up....

    Now which man will change his AV quicly enough to see if they cover all the ladies clothing requirements.....ha ha :laugh: :tongue:

    you seem to be here? :devil: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    he does have that open collar going.....now if only we could see a little chest hair...:devil: :laugh: :flowerforyou:

    Sorry not allowed too, CZ told me before to put my shirt back on.... :grumble: :happy: :tongue:

    that was yesterday! Take it off!

    There you are, changed my AV just for you.....ha ha ha
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
    "You can leave your hat on,,,," <Joe Cocker>

    I love that song!


    Oh Casper... that song is the best for stripping.

    (did I just say that on a public forum?) :blushing: :blushing:

    Yep I did :bigsmile:

    I know ma'am, that's why I brought it up. :bigsmile:
  • countindowntothin
    countindowntothin Posts: 201 Member
    this is halarious....

    Give em women a subject and off they go....
    Just like winding a car up....

    Now which man will change his AV quicly enough to see if they cover all the ladies clothing requirements.....ha ha :laugh: :tongue:

    you seem to be here? :devil: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    he does have that open collar going.....now if only we could see a little chest hair...:devil: :laugh: :flowerforyou:

    Sorry not allowed too, CZ told me before to put my shirt back on.... :grumble: :happy: :tongue:

    that was yesterday! Take it off!

    There you are, changed my AV just for you.....ha ha ha


    Yum DELICIOUS!
  • yep I like a tease of cologne that I can smell when I am close not for everyone to share

    Hmmm Givenchy Pi is my fav.... just a tease though.
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
    No partying for me tonight, I have to teach a motorcycle class. Just checked the roster - 7 women, 5 men. Ages 27 to 49. One dude 55. This'll be fun. :happy:
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    this is halarious....

    Give em women a subject and off they go....
    Just like winding a car up....

    Now which man will change his AV quicly enough to see if they cover all the ladies clothing requirements.....ha ha :laugh: :tongue:

    you seem to be here? :devil: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    he does have that open collar going.....now if only we could see a little chest hair...:devil: :laugh: :flowerforyou:

    Sorry not allowed too, CZ told me before to put my shirt back on.... :grumble: :happy: :tongue:

    that was yesterday! Take it off!

    There you are, changed my AV just for you.....ha ha ha


    Yum DELICIOUS!

    see what hot shoes do!
  • Oddly one of my ex-girlfriends had me wearing Pleasures For Men... never switched. I probably should.

    I'm a bit of a creature of habbit on that one too and alternate between

    Prada and Ultra Violet by paco Rabanne.... both have not let me down so far..... :glasses:

    You're just yummy all over... (thinks - I'll have to go check out those scents :bigsmile: get me a little wiff of RJ :bigsmile: (bad Nikky Bad Nikky) giggles)
  • Toys keep the boys happy!

    My hubby came home from a doctors appt with a prescription for a Harley - this was a recheck for blood pressure - doc said it was a sure way to reduce stress and lower the blood pressure

    at that time, I was in reconstruction and so I told him he could choose between the harley or my boobs - we know what he chose - he owns no harley....I told him I can run around the house making harley noises and I'm more fun to ride:blushing:

    Toys keep the girls happy too... Oh not those toys.... ( OMG I'm bad today...:laugh: )
  • this is halarious....

    Give em women a subject and off they go....
    Just like winding a car up....

    Now which man will change his AV quicly enough to see if they cover all the ladies clothing requirements.....ha ha :laugh: :tongue:

    Love the AV!!!
  • rubberjonnie
    rubberjonnie Posts: 4,171
    Toys keep the boys happy!

    My hubby came home from a doctors appt with a prescription for a Harley - this was a recheck for blood pressure - doc said it was a sure way to reduce stress and lower the blood pressure

    at that time, I was in reconstruction and so I told him he could choose between the harley or my boobs - we know what he chose - he owns no harley....I told him I can run around the house making harley noises and I'm more fun to ride:blushing:

    Toys keep the girls happy too... Oh not those toys.... ( OMG I'm bad today...:laugh: )

    You really are and im shocked.... ha ha
    It must be because its Friday... or it must be the shoes....somewhat liberating....
    :devil: :bigsmile: :wink:
  • rubberjonnie
    rubberjonnie Posts: 4,171
    this is halarious....

    Give em women a subject and off they go....
    Just like winding a car up....

    Now which man will change his AV quicly enough to see if they cover all the ladies clothing requirements.....ha ha :laugh: :tongue:

    Love the AV!!!

    Yes it is a little joke between CZ and me.... she told me to put my shirt back on the other day on here so i am rebelling today...
    Got to be more careful with the camera angle next time....yikes..... :noway:
  • Any body hair is for men! Smooth and soft is my cup of tea!

    Believe me, i ain't saying i like any just know based on some experience!!! that some are not so into smooth and soft if ya catch my drift..... :laugh:

    Brillo pads and steel wool are for scrubbing pots! A lady should be well kept!

    Ok so I'm already in love with RJ and now I think I love you too Cze! I agree whole heartedly on being well kept!

    Nikky, like my new shoes?

    Sure do... commented in the Red High Heels group... funny but I spotted the shoes before the thong. :bigsmile:
  • this is halarious....

    Give em women a subject and off they go....
    Just like winding a car up....

    Now which man will change his AV quicly enough to see if they cover all the ladies clothing requirements.....ha ha :laugh: :tongue:

    Love the AV!!!

    Yes it is a little joke between CZ and me.... she told me to put my shirt back on the other day on here so i am rebelling today...
    Got to be more careful with the camera angle next time....yikes..... :noway:

    Oh baby.. cam angle is just FINE!!! :wink:
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715


    Yes it is a little joke between CZ and me.... she told me to put my shirt back on the other day on here so i am rebelling today...
    Got to be more careful with the camera angle next time....yikes..... :noway:

    that will be an 8 x 10 glossy all around please!
  • Sarandipity
    Sarandipity Posts: 1,560
    Any body hair is for men! Smooth and soft is my cup of tea!

    Believe me, i ain't saying i like any just know based on some experience!!! that some are not so into smooth and soft if ya catch my drift..... :laugh:

    Brillo pads and steel wool are for scrubbing pots! A lady should be well kept!

    Ok so I'm already in love with RJ and now I think I love you too Cze! I agree whole heartedly on being well kept!

    Nikky, like my new shoes?

    Sure do... commented in the Red High Heels group... funny but I spotted the shoes before the thong. :bigsmile:

    Why am I not surprised?? :laugh:
  • "You can leave your hat on,,,," <Joe Cocker>

    I love that song!


    Oh Casper... that song is the best for stripping.

    (did I just say that on a public forum?) :blushing: :blushing:

    Yep I did :bigsmile:

    I know ma'am, that's why I brought it up. :bigsmile:

    Love it love it love it...

    I'm thinking I won't be getting much done at work again today.... :ohwell: there's always Monday. :bigsmile:
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