Men what are u looking for in a women

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  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    I find that when you stop looking is when she shows up!

    That's what they say, but I stopped looking over 7 years ago and she hasn't shown up yet...LOL!!!!!!!

    No kidding man. I've given up even defining what I might or might not be looking for. If she's breathing, and seems interested, we'll take it from there.


    :laugh: I find this hilarious because that's what people tell me about finding a guy. Of course the people who tell me this are the married/in a long term relationship ones :grumble:

    I quit looking so long ago I wouldn't even notice if one was interested now


    I was out playing pool last night. In the ENTIRE pool hall (150+ people), only two women even noticed I was alive. BOTH were with someone else. And BOTH were stupidly obvious about their interest.

    No thanks.../sigh!
  • Papalov100
    Papalov100 Posts: 1,593 Member
    Ok all of u are special in some way
  • CarolinaGirlinVA
    CarolinaGirlinVA Posts: 1,508 Member
    I kindof agree with Cake on this this one...

    I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
    I want a girl who knows what's best
    I want a girl with shoes that cut
    And eyes that burn like cigarettes

    I want a girl with the right allocations
    Who's fast and thorough
    And sharp as a tack
    She's playing with her jewelry
    She's putting up her hair
    She's touring the facility
    And picking up slack

    I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnng jacket......

    I want a girl who gets up early
    I want a girl who stays up late
    I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
    Who used a machette to cut through red tape
    With fingernails that shine like justice
    And a voice that is dark like tinted glass

    She is fast and thorough
    And sharp as a tack
    She's touring the facility
    And picking up slack

    I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnng.... lonnng jacket

    I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
    I want a girl with good dividends
    And at the city bank we will meet accidentally
    We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen

    She wants a car with a cupholder arm rest
    She wants a car that will get her there
    She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen
    She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler La Baron

    I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket

    "Short Skirt / Long Jacket" as written by John Mccrea

    Love that song! Have it on my playlist. :)
  • vade43113
    vade43113 Posts: 836 Member
    Darth Vader in a skirt...:laugh: kidding... :noway:
  • Too much cowardly political correctness here.......
  • For a strong willed woman who is not afraid to say "Sean sort your **** out" when it is needed. Also a woman that also understands that I have a past that came with hurts and insecurites. She needs to be the type of woman that gives the look that says "wait till you get home and behind closed doors" that she will rock my world and leave me spent for days lol.

    But also a woman with child bearing hips and she knows how to treat a man who knows how to treat a woman right.
  • CarolinaGirlinVA
    CarolinaGirlinVA Posts: 1,508 Member
    Seven pages and not one guy said "My c***" ?????:noway:

    Seriously, y'all are letting me down tonight. :ohwell:
  • HellsKells
    HellsKells Posts: 671 Member
    One guy did say his "love muscle". Should that count?
  • Prudiddy
    Prudiddy Posts: 262 Member
    For a strong willed woman who is not afraid to say "Sean sort your **** out" when it is needed. Also a woman that also understands that I have a past that came with hurts and insecurites. She needs to be the type of woman that gives the look that says "wait till you get home and behind closed doors" that she will rock my world and leave me spent for days lol.

    But also a woman with child bearing hips and she knows how to treat a man who knows how to treat a woman right.
    Aww
  • CarolinaGirlinVA
    CarolinaGirlinVA Posts: 1,508 Member
    One guy did say his "love muscle". Should that count?

    I totally missed that! Who was it so I can send him a FR? lol
  • HellsKells
    HellsKells Posts: 671 Member
    Some dude on page 6. I tried to read back through responses in the thread, but only made it that far :laugh:
  • CarolinaGirlinVA
    CarolinaGirlinVA Posts: 1,508 Member
    Looking for one with daddy issues:flowerforyou:

    Follow me around for awhile...I seem to be able to sense every one of them within a 10 mile radius.

    Is that why we're friends Cris? I haven't even confessed anything yet...
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    Looking for one with daddy issues:flowerforyou:

    Follow me around for awhile...I seem to be able to sense every one of them within a 10 mile radius.

    Is that why we're friends Cris? I haven't even confessed anything yet...

    Lets just say if a girl is talking to me in any capacity, it's safer to assume she does, rather than that she does not.

    /sigh
  • LunaPhaedra
    LunaPhaedra Posts: 71 Member
    Alright guys, after reading this whole thread I only have one honest question to ask you all:

    I hate all pig-based foods (bacon, ham, prosciutto, etc), did that just disqualify me from ever getting a guy? :laugh:
  • Papalov100
    Papalov100 Posts: 1,593 Member
    Wow still did not awnser one of my favorite answers
  • StarvingDiva
    StarvingDiva Posts: 1,107 Member
    - Someone pleasing to MY eye
    - a Godly woman
    - a woman with a sense of humor
    - an intelligent woman
    - a woman who smiles and laughs a lot
    - a woman with manners (very important)

    last but not least...she must be breathing!

    Of course, I'm not looking anymore because, apparently, I'm too picky.

    I always get that from my married friends. Oh you are too picky? HUH Because I want a guy who is polite, respects women, respects himself, respects his elders, has a job and is fun to be around, is somehow asking too much.
  • Chipmaniac
    Chipmaniac Posts: 642 Member
    I'm looking for correct correspondence between the indefinite article and the noun.
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    Alright guys, after reading this whole thread I only have one honest question to ask you all:

    I hate all pig-based foods (bacon, ham, prosciutto, etc), did that just disqualify me from ever getting a guy? :laugh:
    You have to be tolerant to a special kind of sausage :laugh:
  • drapisking
    drapisking Posts: 73 Member
    Alright guys, after reading this whole thread I only have one honest question to ask you all:

    I hate all pig-based foods (bacon, ham, prosciutto, etc), did that just disqualify me from ever getting a guy? :laugh:

    there's a nice jewish boy in your future
  • CarolinaGirlinVA
    CarolinaGirlinVA Posts: 1,508 Member
    Looking for one with daddy issues:flowerforyou:

    Follow me around for awhile...I seem to be able to sense every one of them within a 10 mile radius.

    Is that why we're friends Cris? I haven't even confessed anything yet...

    Lets just say if a girl is talking to me in any capacity, it's safer to assume she does, rather than that she does not.

    /sigh

    Nahhh...you look to be my age if not younger. My "Daddy issue boyfriends" are much older. :bigsmile:
  • I'm looking for correct correspondence between the indefinite article and the noun.

    :laugh:

    I laughed for a while, if for a while means an hour.
  • itgeekwoman
    itgeekwoman Posts: 804 Member
    Do guys really want intelligence in a woman?? I thought you wanted us to act ditzy.. I've been told that I'm too intimidating.
  • Chipmaniac
    Chipmaniac Posts: 642 Member
    Do guys really want intelligence in a woman?? I thought you wanted us to act ditzy.. I've been told that I'm too intimidating.
    Intelligence is hot. However, I'm a nerd myself so I'm conditioned to require stimulating conversation from women. My guess is dumb guys don't what to be reminded they are dumb by the mental aptitude of their significant other. Unfortunately, most women, even the smart ones, seem to like the dumb jock types.
  • Jebbster007
    Jebbster007 Posts: 265 Member
    one that doesn't talk.

    Good luck. Haha.

    Can i get a guy that doesn't talk???? Silence, thats all i want about 90% of the day

    I'm comfortable with silence, but you're married, and my ego wouldn't be allowed out of the bedroom...so we would never work.../sigh!

    :heart:

    And you have too good of a memory (like women do). That would just be drama...sorry

    Would make for one hell of an unforgettable night though, yeah?

    Key word...one =p.

    Maybe, maybe not

    Almost any man can please a woman for one night. But to keep pleasuring the same woman for a lifetime??? That takes some skill.
  • _Thanatos_
    _Thanatos_ Posts: 166
    intelligence
    kindness
    little bit of nerdiness
    dependability/truthworthy
    fun to be around

    I don't think it's too unreasonable.. but still hard to find.
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  • tom1834
    tom1834 Posts: 34
    Someone who takes care of herself, someone sweet, fun, and into me. Everything else is negotiable
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    one that doesn't talk.

    Good luck. Haha.

    Can i get a guy that doesn't talk???? Silence, thats all i want about 90% of the day

    I'm comfortable with silence, but you're married, and my ego wouldn't be allowed out of the bedroom...so we would never work.../sigh!

    :heart:

    And you have too good of a memory (like women do). That would just be drama...sorry

    Would make for one hell of an unforgettable night though, yeah?

    Key word...one =p.

    Maybe, maybe not

    Almost any man can please a woman for one night. But to keep pleasuring the same woman for a lifetime??? That takes some skill.

    Pleasuring?

    Cake.

    Pleasing?

    Impossible.
  • Papalov100
    Papalov100 Posts: 1,593 Member
    Still dont see the answer I'm looking for
  • HellsKells
    HellsKells Posts: 671 Member
    What answer are you looking for, exactly?