If you could punch anyone, who would it be?

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  • *kitten* talkers
    Arrogant people (humility is so underrated)
    Overly flirtatious female waitresses who flirt with your bf right in front of you
    Waitresses/cashiers/etc who are awful at customer service
    Liars
    Thieves
    Slutty women who go out leaving nothing to the imagination--damn put some clothes on
    Bullies
    Racists

    lol I have to say on the flip side, some girlfriends need to be punched too. I used to be a cashier at Wendy's and I ran into a guy who's mom used to baby sit me. I was chatting with him (he had a male friend with him and some girl I didn't know at the time was his gf) and I didn't do anything remotely flirty. She got all up in my face though like I was trying to steal her "man". She went as far as to track me down on Myspace (so long ago haha) and tell me off for not asking who she was in the first place. I was like B***** please.... I don't want your man. Never have never will. I'd like to punch her in the face for being a rotten you know what.

    Also, I'd looooove to punch an ex of mine and customer service reps who have no phone skills.

    You wouldn't qualify as l"overly flirtatious"--usually its waitresses wanting tips. Ugh. And what a crazy biotch.
  • SF2514
    SF2514 Posts: 794 Member
    I totally get what you meant, it just made me think of that story =). I usually don't have that problem with waitresses flirting with my husband. I mean, he's an attractive guy and he does get attention. I usually just let it ride though because honestly I think it's funny =). Plus there's a girl at Subway that I know has a thing for him and she always gives him "extra" for free. I'm not going to ruin a good thing haha (yes, I know that sounds bad lmao).
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    Obama.
  • So not a violent person...but there is one individual who deserves
    a huge dose of whoop *kitten*...my ex who loves to promise my son he will
    definitely see him on the weekend but then doesn't bother to call him for
    weeks. :angry:
  • As a right of passage, I'd like to blare some 'In The Air Tonight' by Phil Collins and let Mike Tyson punch me.
  • LAWoman79
    LAWoman79 Posts: 348 Member
    The guy who called me a beached whale at school last week and the girl that called me a b**** two weeks ago for no reason.

    Oh how I wish I knew where your school is...
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    *kitten* talkers
    Arrogant people (humility is so underrated)
    Overly flirtatious female waitresses who flirt with your bf right in front of you
    Waitresses/cashiers/etc who are awful at customer service
    Liars
    Thieves
    Slutty women who go out leaving nothing to the imagination--damn put some clothes on
    Bullies
    Racists

    I run a cash register and I want to punch every customer because 99% are @ssholes. So yeah, I'm probably terrible at customer service.
  • strunkm4
    strunkm4 Posts: 265 Member
    Miley Cyrus. Hands down.
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    Tom Brady.

    I was going to say Nicki Minaj...but I'd rather fill her throat with cement.
  • nas24
    nas24 Posts: 880 Member
    My mother and my ex... man that would f-ing rock

    And yes, i went with two, im just that greedy
  • LAWoman79
    LAWoman79 Posts: 348 Member
    My mother and my ex... man that would f-ing rock

    And yes, i went with two, im just that greedy

    Ditto, to both!
  • LAWoman79
    LAWoman79 Posts: 348 Member
    My mother and my ex... man that would f-ing rock

    And yes, i went with two, im just that greedy

    Ditto, to both!

    P.s. I can have as many as I want...I'm the OP.
  • gingerveg
    gingerveg Posts: 748 Member
    Rush Limbaugh
  • Nailrep
    Nailrep Posts: 966 Member
    That woman Ramona on The Real Housewives of NY. She is a nut job who deserves a punch!!
  • 7bel0
    7bel0 Posts: 192 Member
    Lebron James

    I was reading through all these pages and PRAYED someone would say him! I hate him with all of my being. To my core. UGH!
    " I hate Lebron James as much as Lebron James loves Lebron James!"
  • ryall70
    ryall70 Posts: 519 Member
    The NC legislature who think that all public employees should get a raise EXCEPT teachers...WTF???

    And THE INSECURE JERK of the Century :laugh:
  • allisonmrn
    allisonmrn Posts: 721 Member
    Rick Scott...that douche
  • xButterflyEffectx
    xButterflyEffectx Posts: 40 Member
    The father of my children...he chooses not to see them. Head contact via Facebook about six months ago. The first time in ten years. He spent three hours telling his fifteen year old daughter what a bad person I am and how he thinks she must be horrible too. Very sad for her. He is a total @&$?!.

    permission to punch!

    Lol....thanks!
  • jhardenbergh
    jhardenbergh Posts: 1,035 Member
    Mine would be the old guy in my office, who flirts with and says TOTALLY inappropriate things to me.

    You know you secretly like it. I would punch Lebron James, Peyton Manning, and Alex Rodriguez in know particular order.
  • LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo
    LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo Posts: 3,634 Member
    My ex who fooled and dumped me twice for the same reason, another woman :mad:
  • Debbe2
    Debbe2 Posts: 2,071 Member
    I actually can't think of anyone I'd like to punch at the moment. I'm shocked, but I'm going to call it a good day!

    Me Too! Feel the same way!
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    Anyone who deletes me off their friends list. I get real mad about that :angry:
    People know better than to do that with me. I know things about them. Fear me! :devil:

    You two seem really upset about friend list drama, what happened?
  • jhardenbergh
    jhardenbergh Posts: 1,035 Member
    Mine would be the old guy in my office, who flirts with and says TOTALLY inappropriate things to me.

    You know you secretly like it. I would punch Lebron James, Peyton Manning, and Alex Rodriguez in know particular order.

    oh and every member of the Kardashian family and their significant others especially Kanye West. I take that back I don't mind Khloe or Lamar too much, but everyone else
  • LAWoman79
    LAWoman79 Posts: 348 Member
    Mine would be the old guy in my office, who flirts with and says TOTALLY inappropriate things to me.

    You know you secretly like it. I would punch Lebron James, Peyton Manning, and Alex Rodriguez in know particular order.

    Nah...I don't think old wrinkly balls would do out for me.
  • Perfectdiamonds1
    Perfectdiamonds1 Posts: 347 Member
    The NC legislature who think that all public employees should get a raise EXCEPT teachers...WTF???

    Opposite here in GA. The teachers got raises and the other state employees have not in yearsssssssssssssssssss
  • LuckyAng
    LuckyAng Posts: 1,173 Member
    I totally get what you meant, it just made me think of that story =). I usually don't have that problem with waitresses flirting with my husband. I mean, he's an attractive guy and he does get attention. I usually just let it ride though because honestly I think it's funny =). Plus there's a girl at Subway that I know has a thing for him and she always gives him "extra" for free. I'm not going to ruin a good thing haha (yes, I know that sounds bad lmao).

    You're secure, which is awesome! I feel the same way about it.
  • StarvingDiva
    StarvingDiva Posts: 1,107 Member
    Lots of people

    Bill Maher would probably be high on the list because well he thinks he's funny but really he's just a d-ouche
    Joy Bahar SEE ABOVE RESPONSE on Bill Maher
    Lots of politicians who talk out of both sides of their faces
    SPAZ on WAAF in Boston
    Michael Savage...bombastic boob....he is so busy patting himself on the back, he never listens to any of the callers
  • Leslie715
    Leslie715 Posts: 16 Member
    My mother-in-law, her sister and her boyfriend.

    Ahhh... just sharing that makes me feel ALMOST as good as if I actually DID it! :D
  • LuckyAng
    LuckyAng Posts: 1,173 Member
    Mine would be the old guy in my office, who flirts with and says TOTALLY inappropriate things to me.

    You know you secretly like it. I would punch Lebron James, Peyton Manning, and Alex Rodriguez in know particular order.

    Nah...I don't think old wrinkly balls would do out for me.

    Balls can wink!? Creepy!! :wink: :laugh:


    Edit to add, I TOTALLY read that wrong the first time! LMFAO!! Don't punch me!

    Or DID I!? You edited too!!
  • all homophobics. line them all up and let me start punching.