Sexual benefits of major weight loss?

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  • ejechols
    ejechols Posts: 98 Member
    my loads don't smell like gravy anymore.


    wait...that's a downside.....hmmmmmmmmm

    If you can smell your own loads you are not doing it right. :happy:

    Made me snort!
  • Sarah_Wins
    Sarah_Wins Posts: 936 Member
    Your penis will get bigger too. so look forward to that.

    I am SO looking forward to my penis getting bigger. Thank you so much.
  • tabulator32
    tabulator32 Posts: 701 Member
    Bump

    Yeah, that, too!

    :bigsmile:
  • Asheea
    Asheea Posts: 211 Member
    Getting on top with ease. Lots more flexibility. Endurance. And I feel sexy and confident so I act that way. I am not trying to cover this or that because I hate how I look. I like being naked a lot more and can't wait to get even smaller and like it even more.

    Agreed! I recently been able to orgasm without the clitoral stimulation. In the 12 yrs I've been married I've only been able to do that 3 x's and that's after loosing weight! This is a HUGE WIN for both of us!!
  • Sarah_Wins
    Sarah_Wins Posts: 936 Member
    Less slapping sound, as flappy belly fat lessens.

    Like people are applauding b4 you are done...

    This made me LOL so loud my dog came over to check on me...
  • TheBigYin
    TheBigYin Posts: 5,682 Member
    Same amount of Testosterone as last year, but coursing around 2/3's the body mass = having to do handstands for my morning pish, unless I particularly WANT to redecorate the lavatory ceiling...
  • happythermia
    happythermia Posts: 374
    Now if I lost the last few pounds, it might turn into Cirque de Soleil over here

    OMG LMAO!!!
  • I'm just looking forward to getting noticed again. It's been 4 years :((
  • Perfectdiamonds1
    Perfectdiamonds1 Posts: 347 Member
    I'll let you know if I ever have sex again

    I can understand where you are coming from. Just good to know I will be ready. May need a younger man :laugh: :laugh: :drinker:
  • Sarah_Wins
    Sarah_Wins Posts: 936 Member
    I just joined this site and already can see this site may just be for attention. Time to move on............

    Pardon me for raining on your e-universe. Here's how MFP works... if you don't want to read about a certain topic, don't click on that thread. Simple enough, right? Or, like you said, you can always move on. Have an awesome day! :flowerforyou:
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    Your penis will get bigger too. so look forward to that.

    I am SO looking forward to my penis getting bigger. Thank you so much.

    My Hotmail always tell me that I should take something for my small penis.... it might be on the small side.
  • Well... I had 2 orgasms in the 7 years I knew my ex husband. I was obese for most of that time, although I was fit and healthy for the last year and a half or so.

    I had HUNDREDS in a 3 1/2 day span over the past weekend.

    I am going to say that, for me at least, it made a HUGE difference.


    (side note: exercise will make your libido go through the roof)

    Nice to hear your situation has improved!
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,887 Member
    Well... I had 2 orgasms in the 7 years I knew my ex husband. I was obese for most of that time, although I was fit and healthy for the last year and a half or so.

    I had HUNDREDS in a 3 1/2 day span over the past weekend.

    I am going to say that, for me at least, it made a HUGE difference.


    (side note: exercise will make your libido go through the roof)

    Nice to hear your situation has improved!
    Understatement of the century.
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
    Oh that's an easy one. There is now more room for extra people in the bed.

    :smokin: Best answer!
  • LiviLou2011
    LiviLou2011 Posts: 437 Member
    you dont get smashed..lol it dont sound like waves smashing together <--- i have never actually expirenced the second one..but i have heard it from the other room once..gross.
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
    Penetration can be deeper without all the fat in the way.

    There's just something about that coming from someone your age that gives me the heebee geebies. No offense.

    Did you even think about how that would come across? Do you not care? That was rude and uncalled for.

    I'm with Jac on this one...why would you feel that is necessary?
  • Well... I had 2 orgasms in the 7 years I knew my ex husband. I was obese for most of that time, although I was fit and healthy for the last year and a half or so.

    I had HUNDREDS in a 3 1/2 day span over the past weekend.

    I am going to say that, for me at least, it made a HUGE difference.


    (side note: exercise will make your libido go through the roof)

    Nice to hear your situation has improved!
    Understatement of the century.

    That may not have been my intention. It certainly is a positive change. I'd be celebrating!
  • jasonfndr
    jasonfndr Posts: 39
    Can't comment on this thread. Father-n-law is on my friends lists. Hope you all understand~~
  • Troy67
    Troy67 Posts: 556 Member
    I can definitely attest to the fact that the smaller I get, the bigger I get. lol
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
    Can't comment on this thread. Father-n-law is on my friends lists. Hope you all understand~~

    LOLOLOL Understand COMPLETELY!!!