MFP Mythology

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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    Droolidite - This goddess magically produces images of cupcakes and candy and McDonald's in strategic places on your screen. Her purpose in life is to make you remember how much you once enjoyed such delicacies, and the Droolidite laughs in your face because she knows you can't have them! She's such a *****!
  • darkknightfan
    darkknightfan Posts: 396 Member
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    Ad nauseameus
    The mistakenly all knowing god that feels the need to intervene with our MFP experience with the banner ads that he THINKS we want to see..
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    Foodpornicus - You know you all love him!
  • amruden
    amruden Posts: 228 Member
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    Innuendoica- This wonderful God who can find sexual humor in even the most innocent of comments.
  • tdaddybarlow
    tdaddybarlow Posts: 673 Member
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    WeighinmultiTimicus This naughty sprite-like creature can be hardly seen by the naked eye, but she can definitely be heard as she often likes to fly by novice MFPers ears and suggests "Hey! You're looking pretty great today...maybe you should weigh yourself today".
    This suggestion usually results in disappointment because she made the same suggestion the day before. Be mindful of her mischief!
  • spikefoot
    spikefoot Posts: 419
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    cardiorecognizicus: Cardio that has to take place only when you have told your body you are doing so. Otherwise, it does not burn calories.
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,857 Member
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    Innuendoica- This wonderful God who can find sexual humor in even the most innocent of comments.

    mmmmm "innocent"
  • coraliethomas
    coraliethomas Posts: 336 Member
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    Innuendoica- This wonderful God who can find sexual humor in even the most innocent of comments.

    mmmmm "innocent"

    There is no such thing as an innocent comment!
  • ❤lindsay❤dawn❤
    ❤lindsay❤dawn❤ Posts: 443
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    WeighinmultiTimicus This naughty sprite-like creature can be hardly seen by the naked eye, but she can definitely be heard as she often likes to fly by novice MFPers ears and suggests "Hey! You're looking pretty great today...maybe you should weigh yourself today".
    This suggestion usually results in disappointment because she made the same suggestion the day before. Be mindful of her mischief!

    There is a Gaggle of These at My House...

    >.<
  • hypergrl
    hypergrl Posts: 188 Member
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    too funny!
  • Dadof8
    Dadof8 Posts: 146 Member
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    BMItus – A goddess of limited value but ardent devotes.
  • Ali_TSO
    Ali_TSO Posts: 1,172 Member
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    StevePerry-ius - Makes MFP users feel obligated to describe their weight loss as a "journey."

    Aquaes - Have you ever guzzled water one day and woken up the next a few pounds heavier? Yep, that's the work or Aquaes and his brother, Sodiumos.

    laughed out loud at these two
  • acstansell
    acstansell Posts: 567 Member
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    Paleotonicus - the god of of the paleo diet

    Starvina - the goddess of those who believe in starvation mode.

    Scalenemesis - self-explanitory
  • mattemery
    mattemery Posts: 38 Member
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    Burnica Extremita- grants the ability to burn 1,000 calories in 30 minutes.


    ^^^^^^^
    Nice.
  • Libby81
    Libby81 Posts: 734 Member
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    Trollicicious - the god with the ulitmate power that by joining any thread on any topic can start a full scale world war


    taebo-dominis - the god sometimes referred to as Billy Blanks who holds the key to all health and fitness woes. Strongly supported by a dedicated few
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,699 Member
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    CELLULITICA- Goddess who curses females with orange peel skin!


    A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,699 Member
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    DONTMEANTOBERUDICUS- Underworld God who blantantly tries to blanket rudeness with passion filled lip service.


    A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,699 Member
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    taebo-dominis - the god sometimes referred to as Billy Blanks who holds the key to all health and fitness woes. Strongly supported by a dedicated few
    Lol, and AZachery is the high priestess.


    A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    I didn't see Shakeaweighto mentioned. He promises muscular bodies in exchange for exorbitant monetary sacrifices, and never keeps up.his end of the bargain.
  • Libby81
    Libby81 Posts: 734 Member
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    taebo-dominis - the god sometimes referred to as Billy Blanks who holds the key to all health and fitness woes. Strongly supported by a dedicated few
    Lol, and AZachery is the high priestess.

    his faithful disciple can be seen frequently on mfp forum threads and will passionatley fight his cause

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