MFP Mythology
Here's an introduction to the "GODS" of MFP Mythology and their power.
FLOURA- Goddess of white flour and inundates the body with white processed carbs causing insulin issues for NORMAL people and getting them overweight.
CARBINA- Goddess and sister to Floura also one who is harmful and powerful enough to make people overweight by saturating their cells with carbohydrates.
ASPARTO- Younger God to sisters above and has power over diet soda. He causes you to crave sweet foods.
Feel free to add more MFP mythology gods and their powers.
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FLOURA- Goddess of white flour and inundates the body with white processed carbs causing insulin issues for NORMAL people and getting them overweight.
CARBINA- Goddess and sister to Floura also one who is harmful and powerful enough to make people overweight by saturating their cells with carbohydrates.
ASPARTO- Younger God to sisters above and has power over diet soda. He causes you to crave sweet foods.
Feel free to add more MFP mythology gods and their powers.
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Confusae Calorica - Goddess of raising doubt about eating back exercise calories.0
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Hyfructa - Goddess who resides deep inside a corn kernel; she causes the ratio of fructose to glucose in corn syrup to be every so slightly off from that in cane sugar, leading to INSTANTANEOUS DEATH
Steviana - Beneficent twin sister to Hyfructa, who provides calorie-free sweetness to humankind out of the goodness of her heart. She works her magic through a plant. So it must be healthy.0 -
Onlyasianscanusechopsticks-ica.
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Hefty the presumed dead - God of metrology.....pray him with: "Muscles are heavier than fat!"0
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Nice!!!Hyfructa - Goddess who resides deep inside a corn kernel; she causes the ratio of fructose to glucose in corn syrup to be every so slightly off from that in cane sugar, leading to INSTANTANEOUS DEATH
Steviana - Beneficent twin sister to Hyfructa, who provides calorie-free sweetness to humankind out of the goodness of her heart. She works her magic through a plant. So it must be healthy.
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Bwahaha!Hefty the presumed dead - God of metrology.....pray him with: "Muscles are heavier than fat!"
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Here's an introduction to the "GODS" of MFP Mythology and their power.
FLOURA- Goddess of white flour and inundates the body with white processed carbs causing insulin issues for NORMAL people and getting them overweight.
CARBINA- Goddess and sister to Floura also one who is harmful and powerful enough to make people overweight by saturating their cells with carbohydrates.
ASPARTO- Younger God to sisters above and has power over diet soda. He causes you to crave sweet foods.Hyfructa - Goddess who resides deep inside a corn kernel; she causes the ratio of fructose to glucose in corn syrup to be every so slightly off from that in cane sugar, leading to INSTANTANEOUS DEATH
Steviana - Beneficent twin sister to Hyfructa, who provides calorie-free sweetness to humankind out of the goodness of her heart. She works her magic through a plant. So it must be healthy.
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This is excellent work :flowerforyou:0
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CLEANERO God of clean eating. Fools you by using his power to fool others into thinking that clean eating is the only way to get lean.
BULKRA Goddess that intimidates females from wanting to lift heavy weights
LIPIDOS God that tricks people into eating after 7pm so they can get fat.
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Chocodite - the temptress above all others Lures you with promises of sensual delight . . .
Sugoseidon - the moody god of sweetness - you definitely can live without him. His very name speaks of death!
Veggiezeus - King of health! He fills you up and cleans you out.0 -
BODYBYVISUS Repeated sacrifices from your wallet and this god will reveal the secret formula to weight loss (in shake form of course, and don't forget to tell your friends!)0
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Nocturnos - is always watching the clock, and if he sees you eating past 6pm, he casts a fat spell on you0
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BODYBYVISUS Repeated sacrifices from your wallet and this god will reveal the secret formula to weight loss (in shake form of course, and don't forget to tell your friends!)
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Twin brother to LIPIDOS!!!:laugh:Nocturnos - is always watching the clock, and if he sees you eating past 6pm, he casts a fat spell on you
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Rofl!!!!!0
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Dodecacaloron - punishes those who eat over 1200 calories by causing fat storage. Especially vulnerable to this god are young ladies who "know their bodies".0
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Protenia - God of slow-digesting protien who is needed especially after hard workouts...fraternal twin brother to Veggiezeus...they are both most powerful when put together
BroScientifica - She is the goddess of useless and biased knowledge
Palento - God of eating only what the cavemen eat or else slow and painful death ensues
Gapados - God of the ever elusive thigh gap0 -
Haha nice thread! Esp as it's stopping me from working!0
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Dodecacaloron - punishes those who eat over 1200 calories by causing fat storage. Especially vulnerable to this god are young ladies who "know their bodies".
Ahhhh, lololol.....like this ...who"know their bodies"!!!! This is so true!0 -
I have absolutely nothing clever to add - but these are fanf*ckingtabulous.0
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Twelvehundronia - As punishment for the evils of humanity, places the idea of a 1,200 calorie diet in the minds of all beginning weight loss-goers.
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Plateaunius A god dreaded by all on MFP. He has been known to inexplicably stall weight-loss, causing anxiety and stress.0
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Cleansus - God of crash diets and gastrointestinal distress0
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Did we mention HYDROPHYLIO yet?
The god who will smite you if you don't drink 8 glasses of water every day? And don't even talk to him about coffee...0 -
Best thing I have read all day!!!0
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Wipidius - Causes sudden lack of self-awereness, resulting in gym-goers not wiping down their machines. One of the most wrathful gods.0
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Thigh Gappius - The least cared about Goddess on the face of planet MFP. She has no power and no one cares.0
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Tom - Responsible for all the threads about "that time of the month." He beats dead horses for fun.
StevePerry-ius - Makes MFP users feel obligated to describe their weight loss as a "journey."
Ozcia - Creator of Dr. Oz. Much like Pygmalion, fell in love with his creation. The fanaticism spread, and is still seen amongst the over-40 crowd.
Bikinidite - She never wore a bikini. As a result, curses women to be obsessed with the two-pieced suit.
Aquaes - Have you ever guzzled water one day and woken up the next a few pounds heavier? Yep, that's the work or Aquaes and his brother, Sodiumos.0 -
Trollos Oft-misidentified god. Known to keep the forums lively and a specialist at locks and deleted threads. Will often materialize as a new account with a single post count.0
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