MFP Mythology

ninerbuff

Here's an introduction to the "GODS" of MFP Mythology and their power.

FLOURA- Goddess of white flour and inundates the body with white processed carbs causing insulin issues for NORMAL people and getting them overweight.

CARBINA- Goddess and sister to Floura also one who is harmful and powerful enough to make people overweight by saturating their cells with carbohydrates.

ASPARTO- Younger God to sisters above and has power over diet soda. He causes you to crave sweet foods.

Feel free to add more MFP mythology gods and their powers.

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IAMDDAY

you sir are creative

chuckyp

Confusae Calorica - Goddess of raising doubt about eating back exercise calories.

bathsheba_c

Hyfructa - Goddess who resides deep inside a corn kernel; she causes the ratio of fructose to glucose in corn syrup to be every so slightly off from that in cane sugar, leading to INSTANTANEOUS DEATH

Steviana - Beneficent twin sister to Hyfructa, who provides calorie-free sweetness to humankind out of the goodness of her heart. She works her magic through a plant. So it must be healthy.

juliecat1

Onlyasianscanusechopsticks-ica.

:flowerforyou:

DerDude

Hefty the presumed dead - God of metrology.....pray him with: "Muscles are heavier than fat!"

ninerbuff

Hyfructa - Goddess who resides deep inside a corn kernel; she causes the ratio of fructose to glucose in corn syrup to be every so slightly off from that in cane sugar, leading to INSTANTANEOUS DEATH

Steviana - Beneficent twin sister to Hyfructa, who provides calorie-free sweetness to humankind out of the goodness of her heart. She works her magic through a plant. So it must be healthy.

Nice!!!

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ninerbuff

Hefty the presumed dead - God of metrology.....pray him with: "Muscles are heavier than fat!"

Bwahaha!

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StarkLark

Here's an introduction to the "GODS" of MFP Mythology and their power.

FLOURA- Goddess of white flour and inundates the body with white processed carbs causing insulin issues for NORMAL people and getting them overweight.

CARBINA- Goddess and sister to Floura also one who is harmful and powerful enough to make people overweight by saturating their cells with carbohydrates.

ASPARTO- Younger God to sisters above and has power over diet soda. He causes you to crave sweet foods.

Hyfructa - Goddess who resides deep inside a corn kernel; she causes the ratio of fructose to glucose in corn syrup to be every so slightly off from that in cane sugar, leading to INSTANTANEOUS DEATH

Steviana - Beneficent twin sister to Hyfructa, who provides calorie-free sweetness to humankind out of the goodness of her heart. She works her magic through a plant. So it must be healthy.

JennieAL

This is excellent work :flowerforyou:

ninerbuff

CLEANERO God of clean eating. Fools you by using his power to fool others into thinking that clean eating is the only way to get lean.

BULKRA Goddess that intimidates females from wanting to lift heavy weights

LIPIDOS God that tricks people into eating after 7pm so they can get fat.

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Gloworm46

Chocodite - the temptress above all others Lures you with promises of sensual delight . . .

Sugoseidon - the moody god of sweetness - you definitely can live without him. His very name speaks of death!

Veggiezeus - King of health! He fills you up and cleans you out.

StarkLark

BODYBYVISUS Repeated sacrifices from your wallet and this god will reveal the secret formula to weight loss (in shake form of course, and don't forget to tell your friends!)

taso42

Nocturnos - is always watching the clock, and if he sees you eating past 6pm, he casts a fat spell on you

DerDude

BODYBYVISUS Repeated sacrifices from your wallet and this god will reveal the secret formula to weight loss (in shake form of course, and don't forget to tell your friends!)

rofl :laugh:

ninerbuff

Nocturnos - is always watching the clock, and if he sees you eating past 6pm, he casts a fat spell on you

Twin brother to LIPIDOS!!!:laugh:

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JennieAL

Rofl!!!!!

taso42

Dodecacaloron - punishes those who eat over 1200 calories by causing fat storage. Especially vulnerable to this god are young ladies who "know their bodies".

becoming_a_new_me

Protenia - God of slow-digesting protien who is needed especially after hard workouts...fraternal twin brother to Veggiezeus...they are both most powerful when put together

BroScientifica - She is the goddess of useless and biased knowledge

Palento - God of eating only what the cavemen eat or else slow and painful death ensues

Gapados - God of the ever elusive thigh gap

Sockimobi

Haha nice thread! Esp as it's stopping me from working!

DerDude

Dodecacaloron - punishes those who eat over 1200 calories by causing fat storage. Especially vulnerable to this god are young ladies who "know their bodies".

Ahhhh, lololol.....like this ...who"know their bodies"!!!! This is so true!