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  • Sarauk2sf
    Sarauk2sf Posts: 28,072 Member
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    I have absolutely nothing clever to add - but these are fanf*ckingtabulous.
  • elcieloesazul
    elcieloesazul Posts: 448 Member
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    Twelvehundronia - As punishment for the evils of humanity, places the idea of a 1,200 calorie diet in the minds of all beginning weight loss-goers.

    ETA: Love this thread.
  • StarkLark
    StarkLark Posts: 476 Member
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    Plateaunius A god dreaded by all on MFP. He has been known to inexplicably stall weight-loss, causing anxiety and stress.
  • bathsheba_c
    bathsheba_c Posts: 1,873 Member
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    Cleansus - God of crash diets and gastrointestinal distress
  • Pebble321
    Pebble321 Posts: 6,554 Member
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    Did we mention HYDROPHYLIO yet?
    The god who will smite you if you don't drink 8 glasses of water every day? And don't even talk to him about coffee...
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
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    Best thing I have read all day!!!
  • elcieloesazul
    elcieloesazul Posts: 448 Member
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    Wipidius - Causes sudden lack of self-awereness, resulting in gym-goers not wiping down their machines. One of the most wrathful gods.
  • Sockimobi
    Sockimobi Posts: 541
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    Thigh Gappius - The least cared about Goddess on the face of planet MFP. She has no power and no one cares.
  • elcieloesazul
    elcieloesazul Posts: 448 Member
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    Tom - Responsible for all the threads about "that time of the month." He beats dead horses for fun.

    StevePerry-ius - Makes MFP users feel obligated to describe their weight loss as a "journey."

    Ozcia - Creator of Dr. Oz. Much like Pygmalion, fell in love with his creation. The fanaticism spread, and is still seen amongst the over-40 crowd.

    Bikinidite - She never wore a bikini. As a result, curses women to be obsessed with the two-pieced suit.

    Aquaes - Have you ever guzzled water one day and woken up the next a few pounds heavier? Yep, that's the work or Aquaes and his brother, Sodiumos.
  • StarkLark
    StarkLark Posts: 476 Member
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    Trollos Oft-misidentified god. Known to keep the forums lively and a specialist at locks and deleted threads. Will often materialize as a new account with a single post count.
  • herownkindofwonderfull
    herownkindofwonderfull Posts: 307 Member
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    bump - because this is AMAZING!
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
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    It's not even 5AM so there's no way I can be that clever yet, but these are amazingly awesome!
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
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    you've finally gone off the deep end.
  • Dawn3218
    Dawn3218 Posts: 80
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    [StevePerry-ius - Makes MFP users feel obligated to describe their weight loss as a "journey."

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I snorted coffee all over my keyboard!!
  • olong
    olong Posts: 255 Member
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    Bump
  • StarkLark
    StarkLark Posts: 476 Member
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    StevePerry-ius - Makes MFP users feel obligated to describe their weight loss as a "journey."
    I definitely laughed at this one, and your others are quite good too! :laugh:
  • JennieAL
    JennieAL Posts: 1,726 Member
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    StevePerry-ius - Makes MFP users feel obligated to describe their weight loss as a "journey."
    I definitely laughed at this one, and your others are quite good too! :laugh:

    This one and Bodybyvisus are fantastic. I had a good laugh at some of these.
  • suemar74
    suemar74 Posts: 447 Member
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    Constipades - God of the (dead) bowels of hell. He resides in the Underworld of MFP, but can be brought to the surface by thread-chanting, "Embarrassing Question" or "TMI?".
  • rachaela06
    rachaela06 Posts: 167
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    Spottareductress, she gives the ability to spot reduce ones thighs or stomach!!
  • Sockimobi
    Sockimobi Posts: 541
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    Spottareductress, she gives the ability to spot reduce ones thighs or stomach!!

    I must make a sacrifice to this one!

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