MFP Mythology

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  • herownkindofwonderfull
    herownkindofwonderfull Posts: 307 Member
    bump - because this is AMAZING!
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
    It's not even 5AM so there's no way I can be that clever yet, but these are amazingly awesome!
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    you've finally gone off the deep end.
  • Dawn3218
    Dawn3218 Posts: 80
    [StevePerry-ius - Makes MFP users feel obligated to describe their weight loss as a "journey."

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I snorted coffee all over my keyboard!!
  • olong
    olong Posts: 255 Member
    Bump
  • StarkLark
    StarkLark Posts: 476 Member
    StevePerry-ius - Makes MFP users feel obligated to describe their weight loss as a "journey."
    I definitely laughed at this one, and your others are quite good too! :laugh:
  • JennieAL
    JennieAL Posts: 1,726 Member
    StevePerry-ius - Makes MFP users feel obligated to describe their weight loss as a "journey."
    I definitely laughed at this one, and your others are quite good too! :laugh:

    This one and Bodybyvisus are fantastic. I had a good laugh at some of these.
  • suemar74
    suemar74 Posts: 447 Member
    Constipades - God of the (dead) bowels of hell. He resides in the Underworld of MFP, but can be brought to the surface by thread-chanting, "Embarrassing Question" or "TMI?".
  • rachaela06
    rachaela06 Posts: 167
    Spottareductress, she gives the ability to spot reduce ones thighs or stomach!!
  • Sockimobi
    Sockimobi Posts: 541
    Spottareductress, she gives the ability to spot reduce ones thighs or stomach!!

    I must make a sacrifice to this one!
  • ForeverIrish
    ForeverIrish Posts: 227 Member
    These are great! Thanks for a fun way to start my morning.

    I have to add Hypochondrina: The goddess of "I have this injury/illness/goiter-that-needs-popping that prevents me from exercise that is always a figment of my own imagination."
  • kimbly71
    kimbly71 Posts: 188
    Gapados - God of the ever elusive thigh gap
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    The most elusive of all the gods as less than one percent of humans have ever seen her.

    This thread is the bomb-diggity! Nice work!
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,238 Member
    BODYBYVISUS Repeated sacrifices from your wallet and this god will reveal the secret formula to weight loss (in shake form of course, and don't forget to tell your friends!)

    and his close cousin SHAKEOLOSUS who will help you lose weight and has special ingredients that rob you of wealth.
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,238 Member
    on Thong Thursday many women sacrifice and Release the Cracken.
  • spartacus69
    spartacus69 Posts: 235
    Marcus Rippetoseus - Strength trainer of the gods. Couldn't count past five.
  • stevewynjones
    stevewynjones Posts: 1,052 Member
    PBsius...god of all that is high in protien and nutty goodness.
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,238 Member
    PBsius...god of all that is high in protien and nutty goodness.

    will capture you and make you fall in love and spawn demigods and goddesses.
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    Bulkella - Grants women with giant bulging muscles, while on a calorie deficit, within two days of starting the 30 Day Shred, with 3 pound dumbbells.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    Testosteronus - God of strength, rage and roomy boxers who believes steroids really aren't that bad for you bro

    Insekure - Goddess who seeks the answer to the eternal question "What kind of body do boys like?" Always changing shape to fit someone else's standard of beauty.

    Boobdusa - Turns men to stone with avatars of cleavage. Has power over all except Moderatorus and JealousBithena.


    (Seriously this is the funniest thread I've seen here. High praise)
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,177 Member
    bromisus -God of all things misunderstood about lifting heavy.
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
    I have nothing to offer....

    except this really made me smile :happy:
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    Boobdusa! :laugh: Love that. I don't have that power.

    Inkus Maximus - Compels us to get a tattoo when we reach goal.

    Vibrus Five-Fingerus - Slayed Nike and turned runners against each other based on footwear choices.
  • sazzyp1973
    sazzyp1973 Posts: 517 Member
    proteinshakus - The god of all things gross yet good at the same time
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    Hope no one beat me to this one...

    ShakeWeighticus - God of Suggestive Exercises
  • SusanMcAvoy
    SusanMcAvoy Posts: 445 Member
    This is the best thread I've ever read. You folks are genius! Very very good. :laugh:
  • amnski
    amnski Posts: 251 Member
    OMG!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: BEST THREAD EVER :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
  • CarolinaGirlinVA
    CarolinaGirlinVA Posts: 1,508 Member
    Will there be a quiz on these?

    **scribbling notes furiously...** :bigsmile:
  • piebird79
    piebird79 Posts: 201 Member
    Bump!
  • PJ64
    PJ64 Posts: 866 Member
    Onlyasianscanusechopsticks-ica.

    :flowerforyou:

    Wife is Korean, Kids are half I'm as white as snow and use chopsticks better than them :tongue:
  • Lize11e
    Lize11e Posts: 419
    bump
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