MFP Mythology

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  • tdaddybarlow
    tdaddybarlow Posts: 673 Member
    ShawnTicus God of pure Insanity, rage, pain, and punishment. He's been known to imbue his subjects with ripped abs.
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    Moderato-saurus Rex - Although not a god, this beast has the ability to ban people from MFP. Treat with respect, fear and awe.
  • indrani1947
    indrani1947 Posts: 178 Member
    bump to read later
  • kelleygi
    kelleygi Posts: 583 Member
    Bump---freaken hilarious!!!
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    BUMPious Maximus - This god is the god of bookmarking threads for later viewing pleasure. Serious worshipers sacrifice a virgin bagel as part of their prayer requests.
  • ❤lindsay❤dawn❤
    ❤lindsay❤dawn❤ Posts: 443
    Squirtsicus - The God of diet pills like Alli.

    Ewww... But, LMAO!!

    : D
  • summaryzn
    summaryzn Posts: 113 Member
    this was friggin hilarious! just the chuckle I needed this morning.:flowerforyou:
  • Sockimobi
    Sockimobi Posts: 541
    Bumpor The God of upping posts. Affectionately known as just “Bump” to his mortal mates. He makes sure hot topics are kept afloat by encouraging MFPers to give a nudge to any thread by stamping his name on it.

    Edited to add: this God is not confined to MFP. He's everywhere .
  • summaryzn
    summaryzn Posts: 113 Member
    Proteinus Maximus - the greatest of the protein gods who will answer your calling for which protein shake is best and where you buy it

    HRMus - the god of all things HRM - yes he will say, go buy a polar

    ROTFLMAO @ "GO BIPOLAR"
  • pelleld
    pelleld Posts: 363 Member
    This might be the best one yet!
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    HELPiticus-- If over eat by 69 calories. One must spit and not swallow. The Goddess demands gym sacrifice.

    FreakoutUs--This God causes one to panic, run to nearest forum and pray to HELPiticus.

    Trollificuss--This Demi-God just wants to be looked at!! Look away to reduce his power.
  • darkknightfan
    darkknightfan Posts: 396 Member
    THor... THcandinavian god of acheTH and painTH... Often worshipped by practicioners of C25K and p90x
  • ken1994
    ken1994 Posts: 495 Member
    heCGia -The goddess of pregnent women urine which causes you to lose weight through the use of magic drops poured from the heavens. She will smite you however if you exceed 500 calories per day.
  • Krissy366
    Krissy366 Posts: 458 Member
    This thread is awesome. You all rock.
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    Urinesius - Drink of the pregnant goddess and be fully satisfied on 500 calories a day.
  • rachaela06
    rachaela06 Posts: 167
    Burnica Extremita- grants the ability to burn 1,000 calories in 30 minutes.
  • Oishii
    Oishii Posts: 2,675 Member
    Fitbitia - capable of making you run whilst washing up to feed her twin, Earnditia :wink:
  • Gilbrod
    Gilbrod Posts: 1,216 Member
    An awesome thread indeed. I will be asking people if they know about the MFP Mythology. Lot's of goddesses though. Just a thought...lol!
  • Sockimobi
    Sockimobi Posts: 541
    DOMSius – The poor time keeping Goddess of sore muscles. If you work out (too?) hard, she’ll drop by a couple of days later and make you remember that work out each and every time you try and move a muscle. Ouch.
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,238 Member
    BANdusa.... removes your ability to post pictures or on threads due to misbehavior.
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    Haterella - This goddess invokes hate amongst women to attack each other. She feeds on the hate that comes from skinny girls attacking curvy girls.

    Spell Checkus Nazicus - This god feels compelled to fix other people's grammar and spelling mistakes. This god often creates his own grammar and spelling mistakes so

    Jackius Threadicus - Simply mention HCG or any number of diversions to completely change a thread from "I love kitty cats" to "HCG is for the devil!"
  • amsparky
    amsparky Posts: 825 Member
    Confusae Calorica - Goddess of raising doubt about eating back exercise calories.

    :laugh:
  • terri0527
    terri0527 Posts: 678 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :flowerforyou: :drinker:

    a great thread for early morning viewing :bigsmile:
  • tbetts23
    tbetts23 Posts: 303 Member
    You're making me late for work:laugh:
  • tigersword
    tigersword Posts: 8,059 Member
    Polaris - Trickster God who convinces people that heart rate is the ONLY measure of calorie burn.
  • LoraF83
    LoraF83 Posts: 15,694 Member
    So funny! Thanks for sharing :)
  • Gilbrod
    Gilbrod Posts: 1,216 Member
    Wallowus- The god of self-pity. Convinces people to feel bad about themselves and says something so others can feel sorry for they're excuses to not work harder or continuous.
  • actresskat
    actresskat Posts: 120 Member
    Wiius - Despite his ridiculous name, he communes with his loyal tribe of worshippers through a box forcing them to dance, do step ups and other repetitive forms of prayer whilst waving his sacrificial stick.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,989 Member
    Lol some of these are brilliant! Here's another I thought of:

    TABATAPROTOCOLIS- God of cardiac torture for 4 minutes. Many can withstand anything in 4 minutes though. Well with the exception of the "2 minute male".


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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,989 Member
    DIETRIUS- God with the power to fool those into thinking that dieting will keep them slim and trim.

    METHANINA- Goddess of flatulant air who makes people suffer when they eat fiber

    SCALORNIA- Goddess with the power to cause emotional outbursts when stepping on the scale


    A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

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