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    MFP Mythology

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    • Posts: 2,236 Member
      BODYBYVISUS Repeated sacrifices from your wallet and this god will reveal the secret formula to weight loss (in shake form of course, and don't forget to tell your friends!)

      :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 516 Member
      Laughing so hard I'm crying in my coffee! (It's my 4th cup -- don't tell the gods! )
    • Posts: 2,238 Member
      KETTLEOPEIA ...Goddess of Kettle bells which makes me want to say MORE COWBELL every time i read it.
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      Laughing so hard I'm crying in my coffee! (It's my 4th cup -- don't tell the gods! )
      COFFEENARIA- Goddess with the ability to inundate people to drink multi cups of coffee


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      Reportodite - Goddess of self-righteous indignation. Worshipers pray for her to smite any and every post that may be offensive to anyone anywhere by clicking a quick link. Is often seen as the prelude to the arrival of Moderatus weilding his mighty Ban Stick from on high.
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      Reportodite - Goddess of self-righteous indignation. Worshipers pray for her to smite any and every post that may be offensive to anyone anywhere by clicking a quick link.

      I love you!
    • Posts: 758 Member
      Bacon-odite - The mere mention of this all-powerful being moves any thread in a new direction.

      Loose/lose - asaurus-Rex - Powerful diety that sucks a person's brain out thus causing them to forget in which context to use which word.
    • Posts: 832 Member
      Scalephrodite- Goddess that causes 4 pound weight gain overnight sending people into an exercise frenzy, commencing with the repeated kicking of the scale.
    • Posts: 1,785 Member
      LMAO..really creative. I'm so jealous
    • Posts: 246 Member
      Awesome thread!
    • Posts: 263 Member
      Onlyasianscanusechopsticks-ica.

      :flowerforyou:

      Ha! That's funny! ^
    • Posts: 49,138 Member
      Reportodite - Goddess of self-righteous indignation. Worshipers pray for her to smite any and every post that may be offensive to anyone anywhere by clicking a quick link. Is often seen as the prelude to the arrival of Moderatus weilding his mighty Ban Stick from on high.
      Bwahahaha!!!


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      Thighgapica - An elusive and little seen goddess, desired by many, loathed by some, and the most debated and questioned forum topic lurker.
    • Posts: 527 Member
      I'm wasting way too much time here at work reading this! Must save to read later. (See Bump-ticus (or whatever that name was).
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      Bacon-odite - The mere mention of this all-powerful being moves any thread in a new direction.

      Loose/lose - asaurus-Rex - Powerful diety that sucks a person's brain out thus causing them to forget in which context to use which word.

      Bwa hahahaha.... love it. Makes me feel like I really need to loose weight :laugh:
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      Lazyasstica- casts a spell to prevent you from doing anything productive, therefore you spend all your time reading forum posts.
    • Posts: 3,602 Member
      Here's an introduction to the "GODS" of MFP Mythology and their power.

      FLOURA- Goddess of white flour and inundates the body with white processed carbs causing insulin issues for NORMAL people and getting them overweight.

      CARBINA- Goddess and sister to Floura also one who is harmful and powerful enough to make people overweight by saturating their cells with carbohydrates.

      ASPARTO- Younger God to sisters above and has power over diet soda. He causes you to crave sweet foods.

      Feel free to add more MFP mythology gods and their powers.

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      LOL love it:laugh:
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      COFFEENARIA- Goddess with the ability to inundate people to drink multi cups of coffee



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      Tattletalious -- "Certified" kiss up to the gods. This demi-god reports all offenses for which he then scores bonus exercise calories which he eats with abandon.
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      Reportodite - Goddess of self-righteous indignation. Worshipers pray for her to smite any and every post that may be offensive to anyone anywhere by clicking a quick link. Is often seen as the prelude to the arrival of Moderatus weilding his mighty Ban Stick from on high.
      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 516 Member
      Lazyasstica- casts a spell to prevent you from doing anything productive, therefore you spend all your time reading forum posts.

      hahahahaha :drinker:
    • Posts: 832 Member
      Bulkcaloriezeus- God that has powers to make you go to bed hungry rather than consume most of you daily calories at one sitting even though you still have them left.
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      Airdirtylaundro - The loathsome spirits of the gossipica insecuretus region that come to the forums to share great tales of their personal life, love and woes, to air them to strangers who will surely give them much grief for having posted personal situations (see yesyouarestupidusforpostingthatidite) and then get really upset for the comments others make

      Hollyk57era - Likely to be seen amongst other yesyouarestupidusforpostingthatidites making negative comments to Airdirtylaundro
    • Posts: 3,988 Member
      on Thong Thursday many women sacrifice and Release the Cracken.

      HA!!!:laugh:
    • Posts: 49,138 Member
      SPOTOTICUS- God that makes people believe that targeting an exercise in an area will rid it of fat.


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      A+++++ Would read again!
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      Airdirtylaundro - The loathsome spirits of the gossipica insecuretus region that come to the forums to share great tales of their personal life, love and woes, to air them to strangers who will surely give them much grief for having posted personal situations (see yesyouarestupidusforpostingthatidite) and then get really upset for the comments others make

      Hollyk57era - Likely to be seen amongst other yesyouarestupidusforpostingthatidites making negative comments to Airdirtylaundro
      LMAO!


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    • Posts: 3,988 Member
      Stressismunchica---goddess of stress eating, bane of many.

      Memhetozmus---great media-wh*re god of sensationalist health advice
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      BUMPious Maximus - This god is the god of bookmarking threads for later viewing pleasure. Serious worshipers sacrifice a virgin bagel as part of their prayer requests.

      ^^^THIS.........Oh yeah.....BUMP!!!! There went the bagel I was going to eat!!!! :bigsmile:
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      Airdirtylaundro - The loathsome spirits of the gossipica insecuretus region that come to the forums to share great tales of their personal life, love and woes, to air them to strangers who will surely give them much grief for having posted personal situations (see yesyouarestupidusforpostingthatidite) and then get really upset for the comments others make

      Hollyk57era - Likely to be seen amongst other yesyouarestupidusforpostingthatidites making negative comments to Airdirtylaundro

      :laugh: :laugh: :drinker:
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      Profilus Narcissus: The only picture I have of myself is me standing infront of the bathroom mirror trying to look as hot as possible.

      Midlife Crisisacus:: I am a 35 year old man standing in front of a mirror acting "hot" like a 13 year old girl trying to get a date.

      Abdikatus: If I put my six pack on my avatar, girls will want to sleep with me.
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