MFP Mythology

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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Droolidite - This goddess magically produces images of cupcakes and candy and McDonald's in strategic places on your screen. Her purpose in life is to make you remember how much you once enjoyed such delicacies, and the Droolidite laughs in your face because she knows you can't have them! She's such a *****!
  • darkknightfan
    darkknightfan Posts: 396 Member
    Ad nauseameus
    The mistakenly all knowing god that feels the need to intervene with our MFP experience with the banner ads that he THINKS we want to see..
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Foodpornicus - You know you all love him!
  • amruden
    amruden Posts: 228 Member
    Innuendoica- This wonderful God who can find sexual humor in even the most innocent of comments.
  • tdaddybarlow
    tdaddybarlow Posts: 673 Member
    WeighinmultiTimicus This naughty sprite-like creature can be hardly seen by the naked eye, but she can definitely be heard as she often likes to fly by novice MFPers ears and suggests "Hey! You're looking pretty great today...maybe you should weigh yourself today".
    This suggestion usually results in disappointment because she made the same suggestion the day before. Be mindful of her mischief!
  • spikefoot
    spikefoot Posts: 419
    cardiorecognizicus: Cardio that has to take place only when you have told your body you are doing so. Otherwise, it does not burn calories.
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    Innuendoica- This wonderful God who can find sexual humor in even the most innocent of comments.

    mmmmm "innocent"
  • coraliethomas
    coraliethomas Posts: 336 Member
    Innuendoica- This wonderful God who can find sexual humor in even the most innocent of comments.

    mmmmm "innocent"

    There is no such thing as an innocent comment!
  • ❤lindsay❤dawn❤
    ❤lindsay❤dawn❤ Posts: 443
    WeighinmultiTimicus This naughty sprite-like creature can be hardly seen by the naked eye, but she can definitely be heard as she often likes to fly by novice MFPers ears and suggests "Hey! You're looking pretty great today...maybe you should weigh yourself today".
    This suggestion usually results in disappointment because she made the same suggestion the day before. Be mindful of her mischief!

    There is a Gaggle of These at My House...

    >.<
  • hypergrl
    hypergrl Posts: 188 Member
    too funny!
  • Dadof8
    Dadof8 Posts: 146 Member
    BMItus – A goddess of limited value but ardent devotes.
  • Ali_TSO
    Ali_TSO Posts: 1,172 Member
    StevePerry-ius - Makes MFP users feel obligated to describe their weight loss as a "journey."

    Aquaes - Have you ever guzzled water one day and woken up the next a few pounds heavier? Yep, that's the work or Aquaes and his brother, Sodiumos.

    laughed out loud at these two
  • acstansell
    acstansell Posts: 567 Member
    Paleotonicus - the god of of the paleo diet

    Starvina - the goddess of those who believe in starvation mode.

    Scalenemesis - self-explanitory
  • mattemery
    mattemery Posts: 38 Member
    Burnica Extremita- grants the ability to burn 1,000 calories in 30 minutes.


    ^^^^^^^
    Nice.
  • Libby81
    Libby81 Posts: 734 Member
    Trollicicious - the god with the ulitmate power that by joining any thread on any topic can start a full scale world war


    taebo-dominis - the god sometimes referred to as Billy Blanks who holds the key to all health and fitness woes. Strongly supported by a dedicated few
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,988 Member
    CELLULITICA- Goddess who curses females with orange peel skin!


    A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,988 Member
    DONTMEANTOBERUDICUS- Underworld God who blantantly tries to blanket rudeness with passion filled lip service.


    A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,988 Member
    taebo-dominis - the god sometimes referred to as Billy Blanks who holds the key to all health and fitness woes. Strongly supported by a dedicated few
    Lol, and AZachery is the high priestess.


    A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    I didn't see Shakeaweighto mentioned. He promises muscular bodies in exchange for exorbitant monetary sacrifices, and never keeps up.his end of the bargain.
  • Libby81
    Libby81 Posts: 734 Member
    taebo-dominis - the god sometimes referred to as Billy Blanks who holds the key to all health and fitness woes. Strongly supported by a dedicated few
    Lol, and AZachery is the high priestess.

    his faithful disciple can be seen frequently on mfp forum threads and will passionatley fight his cause
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
    Maximus deleteious The God of making people in your friends list magically dispappear when you have little to no interaction with them .. Can only be appeased when he is made ... to feel valuable and or supportive in a role of ... saving the world one deleted friend at a time.. maybe next time they learn to support instead of quietly stalk..

    :)
  • SPNLuver83
    SPNLuver83 Posts: 2,050 Member
    Ahahahaha
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
    Gramaria - the Goddess of proper language use...will smite you into a pile of smoldering ash if you loose weight or have lose pants

    AnaMiadis - the Goddess of unhealthy weight loss. Is a tempting seductress and you can be lost in her charms before you even realize it has happened

    Bingeus - The God of overeating. Is appeased by devouring an entire box of twinkies and washing it down with a gallon of chocolate milk followed by two large pizzas and a gallon of beer.
  • ttlmallen
    ttlmallen Posts: 19
    This is hilarious. Thanks for the laughs, and the reminder to not take life to seriously.
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    Inquirum and Nauseum: twin gods of questions that are repeatedly posted.
  • Melanie_RS
    Melanie_RS Posts: 417 Member
    Calorieresurrecticus- when he brings your calories magically back to life for the next day
  • Melanie_RS
    Melanie_RS Posts: 417 Member
    niceburnicus - often invoked when no other inspirational words can be spoken.
  • Melanie_RS
    Melanie_RS Posts: 417 Member
    DiaryHidenarea- the goddess who watches over the diary and keeps it locked and veiled as not to cloud someone else's ability to make good decisions. Only few are granted the secret password.
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
    Laxativa - The goddess of inappropriate ways of attempting weight loss and creating organ failure.

    Plankius - The god of making you want to stay in the position of the plank until abdominus is Thor.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,988 Member
    TDEEOUS- God of energy output

    A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

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