MFP Mythology

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  • kenlad64
    kenlad64 Posts: 377 Member
    ELIPITICUS: Cast out of Hades, ... only to create an impalement of torture that humans worship daily :smile:
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    bump.

    My witty is broken today.
  • bcampbell54
    bcampbell54 Posts: 932 Member
    Bovina and Porcina. Twin goddesses of red meat, feared by some, fiercely devoured by others.
  • Bobby_Clerici
    Bobby_Clerici Posts: 1,828 Member
    Here's an introduction to the "GODS" of MFP Mythology and their power.

    FLOURA- Goddess of white flour and inundates the body with white processed carbs causing insulin issues for NORMAL people and getting them overweight.

    CARBINA- Goddess and sister to Floura also one who is harmful and powerful enough to make people overweight by saturating their cells with carbohydrates.

    ASPARTO- Younger God to sisters above and has power over diet soda. He causes you to crave sweet foods.

    Feel free to add more MFP mythology gods and their powers.

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    Walrus-Ulgina - the goddess of fat acceptance...worship of this deity causes some to done skimpy clothing to the detriment of others who are trying to hold down their lunch. Selected place of worship? WALMART!
  • Tobi1013
    Tobi1013 Posts: 732 Member
    I've not had any coffee yet so have nothing to add, but this thread is AWESOME!!!!
  • Meggles63
    Meggles63 Posts: 916 Member
    Bump. Full of awesomeness!
  • madamepsychosis
    madamepsychosis Posts: 472 Member
    Fadius - Has power to make you believe there is an easy way out and bestows potions unto mortals that will make them drop half their body mass in a week.
  • manasunshine
    manasunshine Posts: 130
    Chocodite - the temptress above all others Lures you with promises of sensual delight . . .

    Sugoseidon - the moody god of sweetness - you definitely can live without him. His very name speaks of death!

    Veggiezeus - King of health! He fills you up and cleans you out.

    i often doubt who empowers who lol usually i please Chocodite and Sugoseidon more .been disappointing Veggiezeus god lol:happy:
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    ELIPITICUS: Cast out of Hades, ... only to create an impalement of torture that humans worship daily :smile:
    :laugh: I hate him!
  • Silverkittycat
    Silverkittycat Posts: 1,997 Member
    :laugh:
    :heart: :heart: :heart:
  • InTenn
    InTenn Posts: 99
    SpotlossIsis - Egyptian Goddess who makes it possible for women to lose weight from their tummy and thighs, but not from their girls. Definitely a mythical character.
  • SmudgerSmithRhino
    SmudgerSmithRhino Posts: 96
    WINDYCULUS - He curses those who drink protein shakes.
  • tangal88
    tangal88 Posts: 689
    Ahh I wish I was so witty - you are all great. Terrific post. :)
  • Curvy_princess
    Curvy_princess Posts: 135 Member
    I love this...
  • tobnrn
    tobnrn Posts: 477 Member
    Brilliant simply brilliant
  • RocketsGirl
    RocketsGirl Posts: 339 Member
    :cheers:

    One of the funniest threads in a while!
  • Libby81
    Libby81 Posts: 734 Member
    Proteinus Maximus - the greatest of the protein gods who will answer your calling for which protein shake is best and where you buy it

    HRMus - the god of all things HRM - yes he will say, go buy a polar
  • coraliethomas
    coraliethomas Posts: 336 Member
    TOMethius... the goddess of hormones... makes all women instantly gain 5lbs overnight, and casts a shadow of self doubt over the 6 months of hard work you have put into your body...
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Very witty. Not enough caffeine in my system yet, but I may be back later as I am sure this thread will roll. :happy:
  • kim824
    kim824 Posts: 68 Member
    Zumbaidocus- Goddess who make you feel like a swan while doing Zumba when you actually look like a complete idiot (like me!)
  • ❤lindsay❤dawn❤
    ❤lindsay❤dawn❤ Posts: 443
    I have absolutely nothing clever to add - but these are fanf*ckingtabulous.

    Ditto...

    : D
  • Sidesteal
    Sidesteal Posts: 5,510 Member
    This thread wins.
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    Supportavia- goddess of MFPers who believe that they give more support than they receive.

    Deletodious- GOD OF MFP WAR, responsible for the rules of when to delete people
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,238 Member
    Yogamemnon... God of bending and twisting into various poses...and inspiration for yoga pants.
  • PercivalHackworth
    PercivalHackworth Posts: 1,437 Member
    Wheyha Goddess of muscles prosperity - mother of Shakya. That deity is given power to make one's mucles flourish when she's inkoved in specific times of the day (called Anabolias)
  • Minoesh
    Minoesh Posts: 105 Member
    :laugh:

    I've been sneakily reading this thread at work, trying desperately not to laugh out loud and failing miserably!! Thank you all for making my day!!!!!! :flowerforyou:
  • rachaela06
    rachaela06 Posts: 167
    Calorus Logitus - creates confusion on how to log calories burned.
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,238 Member
    Journalica... God of tracking...much controversy exists about whether to have diary open or closed.
  • foodfight247
    foodfight247 Posts: 767 Member
    Nothing to add as I'm not that witty....but God, these are good. Best Thread in a while. Made my day. :happy:
  • 12by311
    12by311 Posts: 1,716 Member
    I love Greek Mythology! I think I may love MFP mythology even more...

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