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  • ForeverIrish
    ForeverIrish Posts: 232 Member
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    These are great! Thanks for a fun way to start my morning.

    I have to add Hypochondrina: The goddess of "I have this injury/illness/goiter-that-needs-popping that prevents me from exercise that is always a figment of my own imagination."
  • kimbly71
    kimbly71 Posts: 188
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    Gapados - God of the ever elusive thigh gap
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    The most elusive of all the gods as less than one percent of humans have ever seen her.

    This thread is the bomb-diggity! Nice work!
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,267 Member
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    BODYBYVISUS Repeated sacrifices from your wallet and this god will reveal the secret formula to weight loss (in shake form of course, and don't forget to tell your friends!)

    and his close cousin SHAKEOLOSUS who will help you lose weight and has special ingredients that rob you of wealth.
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,267 Member
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    on Thong Thursday many women sacrifice and Release the Cracken.
  • spartacus69
    spartacus69 Posts: 235
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    Marcus Rippetoseus - Strength trainer of the gods. Couldn't count past five.
  • stevewynjones
    stevewynjones Posts: 1,143 Member
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    PBsius...god of all that is high in protien and nutty goodness.
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,267 Member
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    PBsius...god of all that is high in protien and nutty goodness.

    will capture you and make you fall in love and spawn demigods and goddesses.
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
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    Bulkella - Grants women with giant bulging muscles, while on a calorie deficit, within two days of starting the 30 Day Shred, with 3 pound dumbbells.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,720 Member
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    Testosteronus - God of strength, rage and roomy boxers who believes steroids really aren't that bad for you bro

    Insekure - Goddess who seeks the answer to the eternal question "What kind of body do boys like?" Always changing shape to fit someone else's standard of beauty.

    Boobdusa - Turns men to stone with avatars of cleavage. Has power over all except Moderatorus and JealousBithena.


    (Seriously this is the funniest thread I've seen here. High praise)
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,179 Member
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    bromisus -God of all things misunderstood about lifting heavy.
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
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    I have nothing to offer....

    except this really made me smile :happy:
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
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    Boobdusa! :laugh: Love that. I don't have that power.

    Inkus Maximus - Compels us to get a tattoo when we reach goal.

    Vibrus Five-Fingerus - Slayed Nike and turned runners against each other based on footwear choices.
  • sazzyp1973
    sazzyp1973 Posts: 517 Member
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    proteinshakus - The god of all things gross yet good at the same time
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
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    Hope no one beat me to this one...

    ShakeWeighticus - God of Suggestive Exercises
  • SusanMcAvoy
    SusanMcAvoy Posts: 445 Member
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    This is the best thread I've ever read. You folks are genius! Very very good. :laugh:
  • amnski
    amnski Posts: 251 Member
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    OMG!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: BEST THREAD EVER :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
  • CarolinaGirlinVA
    CarolinaGirlinVA Posts: 1,512 Member
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    Will there be a quiz on these?

    **scribbling notes furiously...** :bigsmile:
  • piebird79
    piebird79 Posts: 201 Member
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    Bump!
  • PJ64
    PJ64 Posts: 866 Member
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    Onlyasianscanusechopsticks-ica.

    :flowerforyou:

    Wife is Korean, Kids are half I'm as white as snow and use chopsticks better than them :tongue:
  • Lize11e
    Lize11e Posts: 419
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    bump

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